I was on my way home from the arcade the other day. I play about 2 hours of SCII. I was at a different arcade than I usually was so I decided to beat on the ass of the #1 guy in conquest. after doing that several times I got up to battle 15 on survival, only to have this chick walk up without asking and challenge me without having a clue how to play. She just smashed buttons randomly twisted the joystick like it was her ex-boyfriend and ultimately looking like a complete moron.

...she kicked my ass. You can't get near a button masher. they're so busy attacking air that the space surrounding them is basically a biohazard. it made me furious. but I got over it. Later on my way home I was listening to Linkin Park's One Step Closer and I came up with this stupid little parody XD

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I cannot take this anymore
you're doing everything you've done before
Button mashing makes no sense
I find this in ignorance
Less I care the less you'll play
But you'll ring me out anyway

Just like before...

Everything you do to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break*
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break

I find you assholes aren't to fear
Wish I could just make you disappear
Button Mashing makes no sense
I find this in ignorance
Impact gaurd to get away
Over and over again

Just like before


*in this context, "break" is supposed to mean "Gaurd Break" as in a certain attack that disregards if the other player is gaurding.

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I'm such a gamer freak XD

Oh, wow. We all hate button mashers (especially at arcades), but I'm quite impressed your passion.

passion? Naw. there's no hard feelings behind this. it's just a little joke parody. well...I thought it was funny. >.>

I would probably find it funny if I knew what the original song sounded like off hand.

I love the real version of that song, good job. Button mashing sucks.

Button mashers eh? That sucks. It's too bad I hate Linkin Park.