Here's how it goes:

I will start off by posting a wish of mine. The next person has to post smething about my wish being granted, but then say a disaster that happens after that, thus corrupting the wish. Then they post their wish.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: I wish I could have everything I ever wanted

Person 2: Granted, but it all comes at once and you are buried alive.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of donuts.


And so on. It seems kinda weird, but it can get really funny.

To start us off

I wish wasps, flies, spiders and mosquitoes didn't exist

lets see if I understood it

Granted, but then alot of flowers will die because who is going to spread the pollen


I wish I won a million in lotto

Yay Margrete!!! you got it but you are allowed to be evil in this game if you want.


Granted but you wash your ticket in your pants and can't collect

I wish Margrete hadn't taken my wish! :lol: :lol:

Granted, but then you don't get the wish either.


I wish I had a nice big pizza, All meat toppings. No vegetable toppings.

Granted but Onions will taste like Meat!! Ha Ha Ha. My wish is to be President of the United States of America.

Granted, but congress will be of your opposing political party.


I wish I had a can of fake cheese.

Granted, but don't cut it!!! :lol: I wish to have a Billion dollar corporate empire.

Granted!, but your Super Model, 24 year old, wife divorces you and takes everything! :o

I wish it would be my birthday everyday. party:

granted but as you take take take because it's all about you so they all desert you and you die old and lonely.




I wish I had a pet gorilla

Granted but, your neighbors will watch you very carefully.

I wish it could always be summer.b:

granted Hot and sticky year round... and cos there is no spring all the plants die and no animals reproduce. isn't dirt yummy?




I wish my ankle didn't hurt

you don't have to mowe dirt. :lol:
If you ankle didn't hurt something else would!

I wish I had a new car.

Granted.....but.........it only gets 5 mile to a gallon of gas and gas cost $15.00 a gallon.


I wish I had a boxcar full of $1,000.00 dollar bills

Granted but then lightning strikes and it all goes up in flames

I wish I could fly like a dragon

Granted but a jet will only shoot you down as a U.F.O. in violation of Homeland Security. :lol:

I wish I had a really big hot fudge sunday!!!!

Granted but it attracks a lot of flies and bees.

I wish this game weren't so pessimistic, always shooting down everyone's hopes and dreams. :P

granted,but if everything were sweet and good the flies and bees would get you too!!!!! :lol:

I wish I could go to the cc convention.

Granted....... but no one will be there because we will have all missed our flights/had a car breakdown.
This game has "Debbie Downer" written ALL over it!!! :lol:

PS- We wish you were going to Patty!

I wish my favorite show, Supernatural, was on TONIGHT instead of tomorrow. <_<

granted but you get arrested on the way home before the show and don't get bailed out until the closing credits.



I wish the washing would hang it's self out

Granted, but it hangs itself out in the rain so you have to do it again anyway.

I wish I could get motivated to finally unpack my apartment.

granted but the landlord gives you notice to move tomorrow.



I wish it was lunchtime...

Granted, but your refrigerator broke and all your food is spoiled. I wish I had enough money so I could retire tomorrow.

Granted, but you are forced to move into a retirement community next to two older couples just like Raymond's parents from "Everybody Loves Raymond."


I wish the next Harry Potter movie were already in theatres!

Granted, but the movie ends up being really bad.

I wish I didn't have to do anymore schoolwork this year and could still get an A.

Granted but then you have to go to work every day :lol: :lol:
I wish I was invisible sometimes.

Granted but someone comes to give you a million dollars but they don't know where you are so you don't get it.

I wish that Carlton wins the Celebrity Duets competition.

Granted, but you'll have to dream about Little Richard every night!



I wish I lived in England

Granted but it's cold and rainy. You need an umbrella all the time.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted but when you get lost in all those rooms that don't seem to have a purpose don't cry. I wish I owned a House.

Granted but when things break you have to fix them.

I wish I had a BIG steak right now. I'm starved. :lol:

Granted, but it's burnt to a crisp!


I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon the first star I see tonight

Unfortunatley your star is a Russian satellite burning up in the atmosphere and heading toward your house :lol:



I wish my mortgage was paid off.

Granted, but your credit cards are maxed and your interest rate is 30%




I wish I was 21 again

Granted, but your credit cards are maxed and your interest rate is 30%


And the difference would be? :lol:


You are but you also get size 21 feet :unsure:



I wish all my Cusslers were signed first editions

Granted, but you lose them in a fire a week after getting them



I wish I was 50 lbs lighter

Granted but you are watering your yard when a hurricane stronger than Katrina blows through and you are found in Rob's yard.

:lol: :lol:

I wish my dad didn't have cancer

yike:





Granted and you live happily ever after ;)

Granted but you will have to thumb your way back to Maine from B.C. with size 21 feet and maxed credit cards.

I wish my house always stayed clean

Granted, but I charge mileage after 20 miles and I tend to step on things with size 21 feet!




I wish I had a new matress, this one sucks!