From "The Guardian Diary", October 29, 2002.

In another serialisation, of Sheridan Morley's collation of tepid theatrical anecdotes, the Mail reprints the story of Coral Browne being asked at Fortnum's "what might be madam's pleasure this morning?" "Well, dearie," replied Vincent Price's missus, "my pleasure would be a good fuck, but I've actually come in for a pound of grapes."

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