The idea of this game is to finish an lotr quote (any quote from the books, movies, and other lotr-related books) with something strange and/ or funny ^_^ Finish the previous quote, then begin the start of a new lotr quote. I hope that makes sense. (psst I stole this idea from the realm of Nienna :P, but it should be interesting, as it’ll go differently.)

‘The Dwarf breathes so loud…’

'... we could have shot him in the dark'

' I'll be waiting for you at...'

...the Green Dragon smoking up all the pipeweed while waiting for you to turn up with my washing!

I wish the Ring had never...

(btp you repeated the actual quote!)

(uh-i think i get it ... err.. well here goes..sorry if i get it wrong... :D )

given me this piece of brocolli, i hate all vegetables?!

"Nor indeed am I a stranger...."

... I'm only your sister disguised with running make-up and having a bad hair day :P

'So be it, you shall be the...'

(yer've got it, lucy ^_^)

the next contestant on the Price is Right! Come on down!

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like . . ."

so just shut up and i'll confuse you even more!!

"Frodo looked again towards...."

Legolas, who had to stop and rebraid his hair . . . again!

"Whatever you did, you have officially been labeled . . ."

'... a nutter. Get down from there or I'll never lend you my shampoo again!'

'A day may come when the courage of men fail, when we forsake our friends, and...'

begin picking our noses and eating it all up, a day when we sleep all day!! *eugh*

"Even the smallest..."

'... peanut can be mashed up and turned into spread' :P

'Do not let your heart be troubled...'

by the silly man who lives down the road, he'll have to stop dancing someday!! (that was weird!!)

"But the Teleri were unmoved..."
(i decided to remember something from The Silmarillion!!)

. . . and since they hadn't moved, they were covered with a thick layer of dust."

"A wizard is never late, neither is he early . . .

so infact hes never on time EVER!

"Do you remember..... "

...how Gandalf made a New Year's resolution to stop smoking? *coughs as smoke wafts over* He's undoubtedly failed again, miserably.'

'Do you remember how the orcs first...'

began to dance, first it was wild and stopping and jumping, now look at them all doing the waltz !


"The Eagle only sharpened his...."

(now for something out of the hobbit!)

'...beak when he tasted something particularly unpleasant, like orc dung :P '

'That's for..., that's for..., and that's for...'

... Making Me look like a fool... being stupid... and well, not to sure what that last one was for, Please don't hurt me !!

"Begging your pardon, Mr. Frodo, but...."

"... I accidentally fed your fruitcake to the crows and finished the last of the lembas. Please don't murder me. I didn't do it on purpose. Honest."

"Certainty of death, small chance of success..."

I like the look of this game :rolleyes:

*cries* wheres my mummy, and my blanket *puts thumb in mouth and crawls under a table*

"We are going to Mordor, of course... And you know the way there..."

"... so I will follow your poor sense of direction and hope you eventually lead us into a spider's lair and get us both eaten."

"Sausages, tomatoes and nice crispy bacon..."

... make me feel sick... you forget, yet again that I am a Veggie.

"It began with the forging...."

'... of the slime bomb. Sauron the deceiver was a fraud who blew himself to smithereens and ended up in the sewerage drain.' XD

'Do you remember when we first met? ...'

"... twas on that cold wintery day? you threw a snowball at my head, it had hidden ice in it. Goodness, I had that bruise for a good couple of weeks! Oh and then you lost your trousers in the snow! White! Pah, what a stupid colour to wear, Why did you take them off anyway?"

(oops long ending to the quote! heh)


"My Friends you bow to...."