I actually thought about this the other day while I was reading, and I thought it'd be fun to see what people thought. What you do is get any WoT book and find a sentence that isn't finished (ie. has "..." at the end) and type the sentence, then the ...'s, then put what you'd like to have them say. Can be funny or serious or whatever. :) And, just to make it interesting (and easier, cause I know some people (like me) are gonna want to find the quote) you could put the book and chapter your quote comes from.

book: GH
Chapter: Leavetakings

"If they could fight for the shadow instead..." then the world had better kiss its butt goodbye, 'cause we might not see another day.

dunno exactly which book but:

"One pretty woman means fun at the dance, Two pretty women mean... Even more in the bed, their husbands finding out... means run for the hills"


I thought it'd match Mat as well :look

*stops spoiling the site with unchaste thingies... :look*

(as if all the killing, severing, decapitating and balefiring hasn't done that yet.....)