Was going through my files looking for something and found these. Thought I'd post them for your enjoyment (though I bet most people have read these :P) :

How many Tinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. Tinkers wait for the sun to rise.

How many Forsaken does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Forsakens like it in the dark.

How many Saldaens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty-One. One to dance the sa'sara, ten men to volunteer for her, and another ten to break up the ensuing battle.

How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but she makes 10 other people think they want to do it for her.

How many Two Rivers folks does it take to change a lightbulb?
About 20. Everyone on the Villiage Council will insist that he should take part of the responsibility,so it will take them a long time to find the right person to do it. Meanwhile, the Women's Council will be debating which brand of lightbulb they should install, comparing unit prices and MTBF ratings. The plans of the two groups will ultimately conflict, leading to much use of names like "stubborn" and "woolhead".

How many Two Rivers women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Nynaeve to go off and bully a man to do it for her.

How many Illianers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if you can convince him Tairens like dark rooms.

How many Tairen Lords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ha! Like they'd be caught dead doing a servants work.

How many Tairen commoners does it take to change a light bulb?
One to relate the breaking of the bulb to fish, one to complain that he's a 'bulb-changer' not a 'bulb-screwer-inner', and one to decide not to change it because someone might think it's channeling... so three I guess.

How many Domani women does it take to change a Light Bulb?
None. She just looks helpless with the broken one, within several moments someone will do it for her.

How many Whitecloaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change it, and three to hunt down the darkfriend who let it burn out.

How many Trollocs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Narg. Narg smart.

How many Myrddraal does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None will. Good luck finding a Myrddraal that can stand the light.

How many ta'averen does it take to change a lightbulb?
One; s/he holds the bulb aloft and the world turns about him/her.

How many Hero's of the Horn does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them. To get even one Hero, you have to blow the Horn, and that summons all of them. They'd be pretty pissed though to find out they were called back to change a stupid light bulb...

How many Ogier does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it'll take them six months to decide who should leave the stedding to go purchase it.

How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
There's more ji in finding ones way in the the dark.

How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. While she says "The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills," her Warder does it behind her back.

How many Yellow Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You can't Heal the dead.

How many White Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
"But how can you be sure the bulb is dead in the first place, when we only have the evidence of our senses for this?"

How many Brown Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots; to study an obvious artifact from the Age of Legends.

How many Green Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
One: to get the warders to do it.

How many Grey Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
A) About 10, so that they can discuss the effects of the absence of light in such dark times.
B) "Well, how many do you think it should take?"

How many Red Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Two; one to change it; and one to curse men for not making them last longer.

How many Black Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
a) It doesn't matter, you're still going to find yourself in the Dark.
B) Three. One to do it, one to be a witness, one to kill the witness
c) Fourteen. One to do it, thirteen to get thirteen Fades and change it back to the Dark.

So, how many [color] ajah *does* it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blue: Three; one to change the bulb and one to confuse the issue.
Brown: Three; one to look up the previous references, one to compile an index, and one to record how it gets done... by another ajah.
Green: One, plus a warder to screw with.
Grey: "Well, how many do you think it should take?"
Red: "That's not funny, burn you!"
White: [Pauses, goes to change a light bulb, returns.] "One."
Yellow: Three; one to change the bulb, one to learn how it died, and one to try heal the dead one *anyway*.

How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty-eight!
...a Blue to try to manipulate an innocent bystander into changing it.
...a second Blue to try to manipulate the first Blue to do it.
...a Gray to settle the conflict between the two Blues.
...a White to try to prove logically that the bulb shouldn't be changed because darkness is a natural state indoors at night.
...a second White to try to prove logically that the first White is an idiot.
...a second and a third Gray to calm the two Whites as they dispassionately, non-emotionally, logically, and coolly try to scratch each other's eyes out.
...a Brown to go away to try to find ancient instructions in the library. This Brown is not seen again for at least a month.
...a Red to complain that this would never have happened if the light bulb had been invented by a woman.
...another Red to agree.
...a third Red (secrety a Black sister) to try to convince the others that the easiest way to stop all men that can channel is to kill all men in the world.
...a second Brown to look suspiciously on the third Red.
...a third White to nod to the second Brown.
...a dozen sisters of mixed colors to shield, haul away, interrogate, still, and execute the third Red.
...thirteen other Blacks to flee the Tower.
...thirteen more Reds to locate and gentle the man who channeled to cause the light bulb to break.
...a Green to try to "privately convince" a handsome young man to change it.
...a second Green to try to "privately convince" another handsome young man to change it.
...three more Greens trying to "convince" one handsome young man each. (just in case)
...one Yellow to revive the lamp.
...and a fifteenth Black to kill it again as soon as the coast is clear.

How many Asha'man does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them. One to teach it, the others to practice.

How many Malkieri does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, it better not be more than one.

How many Questioners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We ask the questions around here!!!

Lol, great! I've never seen those...or if I have I don't remember them. :P

Haha theyre really great!