This site: Here

Is a site created by somebody with little imagination, and with no regard to millions of fans. It is dedicated to insulting Robert Jordan's works, and all those who admire them. Because this person has not the intellect to understand RJ's genius, he has decided to create a site dissing it in order to re-inflate his broken ego.

I, for one, feel that this must be stopped, and am asking any hackers on this site to join me in my sacred quest of UTERLY DESTROYING this pathetic cock-sucking fuck-tard's ENTIRE site.

WHO'S WITH ME?!? :ph43r:

I dont think I like this guy... I'm with ya :D

can we say "balefire" anyone?
*hefts a fluted black rod that is roughly a pace long*

If you really are Hack-savvy, send me a PM and we can coordinate. Otherwise, feel free to vent your anger in the following pages.

~-.-~ LET'S GET IT ON!!! ~-.-~

Oh I don't like that! *balefires the guy*

*is not a hacker*

Interesting.. Though i can't say that i hate the guy, he's just a bit confused. *straps him to a chair where the only thing in the room is him and a tape recording of the whole book series :lol: *

Well... I must admit Jordan is not my favourite author and the lastest books have been a little... boring. Don't kill me yet. :unsure:

He is a really great author and all that but somehow he manages to write the series without really getting anywhere. This guy abviously think he is crap, and should be tortured or something but hey... It's just HIS toughts...

I like Jordan a lot (would I be here if I didn't? Oh yeah... the RP...)
But he is not my favourite author... But he is on the top 10 list.
Am I banned forever now? :look

Ok, here's the deal...

The server runing his site is on an OS I am unfamilliar with, therefore I cannot hack it. However, this is what I did do:

1) My father owns an internet business, and uses an e-mail "Spammer" (not the kind you're thinking of that everybody hates) for advertising purposes. It is capable of sendind mass e-mails in a VERY short ammount of time.

2) The person was stupid enough to have his hate-site on a server that freely supplies the e-mail addresses of it's clients. (See where I'm goin with this, yet?)

3) I wrote a short (one page) letter to him explaining his faults and letting him know how we, the RJ fans, feel about his little site (F**K you, you C*CK-SUCKING F**KTARD!!!)

4) I then proceeded to send him in eccess of 500,000 copies of our wonderful letter. Think he's happy?

I, personally, think he has learned his lesson. If not... well let's just say my spammer doesn't get tired. Ever.


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sidivin you are one bored son of a bitch. :lol: lmao

I would say sick is a better way to describe what's wrong with me... :jitter:

Hehehe!
He really got what he deserved. I hope he answers atleast one of those messages ;0)

I really doubt he will be able to for a while... His e-mail prolly broke...

Now, that wasn't very nice. He was funny. And correct, also. :P

eh...*sniffs at hacker talk* I think he's really funny....

But here's a psychological evaluation of the guy :evil

He has read every single book written in the series with, lets say a conservative estimate of 700pages per book, times ten books (excepting New Spring which i did not see on the site), makes about 7,000 pages. So He has read 7,000 pages of a series he professes to hate, and seems to know more details than myself, who has read it twice. And then he devotes an entire website to damning the Wheel of Time. If that doesn't shout "I want attention" then I don't know what else does...

btw I completely agree with him on only one single point about RJ not being at all like Tolkien...

*prepares to be stilled*

RJ is a great author, but the three last Wot books were a bit crappy. :look

Agreed. And what you are doing by spamming and harassing him is called "feeding the troll". A very disliked way of interaction. I must confess that i laughed my ass off at the CoT review, because come on people. CoT sucked. 1000 pages of teadrinking. We could have done without that. The first books were his best, the last 2 have been quite bad actually. *shrug* :)

I'm sorry.. but that site is soo badly and cheaply set up, it's giving me a headache just to look at it.
I guess it's just one man/woman's (boy/girl's) opinion *shrug* Wonder why anyone would go through so much trouble stating the obvious.
I personally think Tolkien is the most boring writer I've ever come across, but I can still like the story and love the movies.
Same with RJ.. The story concept and setup in the first books is absolutely brilliant, after that he just gets lost in the details of the storyline and the characters. Will that stop us buying every single book he brings out just to see what happens?... I don't think so..

Hehe. I find that page very amusing. ;)

I'm thinking this belongs more in SPAM than in Announcements. There is no reason for this to go in a forum for important announcements, General, maybe, but it does fit best in spam.

And Shaya, never talk bad about my Tolkien. :|

I am on CoT right now... And personally I like it :) This is my first time through the series... And I must say, In the WoT series I never really skimmed any of the books... I read it all through. But in LoTR, I found myself skimming through a lot of the chapters. I was never really into LoTR the way I am WoT, because WoT leaves more room to imagine, has a much better built world and history, and so what if a few of the books in the series have boring points. If you think about it, the "boring" books RJ wrote, are kinda sorta neated. And hey, he has 3 more sequels to come out with yet, and 5 more prequels I think. So I like to believe he has been using the last 2 books to set up for the next 3. <shrugs> But also, what that guy did was lame. None of us have sites praising how RJ is god or anything. We RP over a subject created by RJ, but really you guys changed the history so it can be done :D Ya know, Rand and the Portal Stone thing (fairly clever if I maysay so myself) But yeah, not many people really care about other peoples opinions on things like this. I mean, tell someone you hated a book, they end up reading it anyway to find out for themselves.

Did you people read ALL of that guy's site? He spends most of his time dissing US, the readers who like it, not RJ. If you dont like a book, thats fine, I don't give a rat's ass. But attacking and insulting the readers is personal. He DESERVED the spam.

Also, Tolkien is a great guy, but how the HELL does RJ have more boring crap? Tolkien even makes his massive fight scenes boring (on purpose). RJ has more volume of crap, but his crap-to-good stuff ratio overall is much better than Tol. :D

(I think Terry Goodkind is better than both of them... :D )

mm, i dont really think it matters who is better or worse actually. i personally think that tolkein was a very brilliant man with a good idea, so was RJ and so are many other people. keep it friendly everyone. *nudges a couple of people who shall remain nameless*

Rialt/Krys I FOUND YOU

You didn't just say that! No no no no no! Goodkind is sooooooo boring to me. I'm sick of his characters the best book in his series is the third one and then after that he pretty much gets rid of the best character in the whole books! (berdine and of course Scarlet the dragon)

*crosses arms and glares at everyone who dissagrees with the Mother on this one* Yeah Tolkien is awsome! So what if he can be a bit boreing you try coming up with a language as detailed as his on your own I mean really! WOW that was a bit of ranting wasn't it. I certainly made friends and influenced people. ;) LOL Now I will sit here and wait to be slapped or something ~-.-~ :thump:

:blink: @ Sakura How in the HELL did you find me!?!?! 0.o hehe, your such a tard man.

Personally i am not very fond of tolkiens books...

Tolkiens books were based off world war II (at least that is my understanding) despite what might have been said. i would much rather sit down and wathca documentary on WWII then read tolkiens books.


I wasnt neccessarily upset with crossroads of twilight. It wasnt his best, but it wasnt so horrible that i wanted to dig my eyes out of my skull and have them used as earrings. but as far as im concerned, my favorite author as of now is Robert Jordan...but thats because he is the only book series ive actually been able to keep my nose in, and not want to shoot myself from boredom. and to our WoT hater, i must ask:

how many games of Pern are there?how man games of WoT are out there?
how many other book series are having movies made? how many Wheel of Time movies are being made?

and Sidivin, you are a vicious and dedicated fan.

RJ is at least more exciting than Tolkien. I mean, Tolkien actually said in an interview that he toned-down the battles and such on purpose, in order to draw more attention to other parts of the story (like the history).

And I like Goodkind because he has the same calliber story as Tol or RJ, but he cuts out most of the pointless trudging from place to place.


But you know what? Who cares who likes who? They should make movies out of ALL of them. :D