1)they're hard to understand
2)they're easy to cheat on
3) some are harder than others
4)they put pressure on you to preform well
5) they were created to make our lives hell
6)you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7)some take longer to fnish than other
8)you still feel like sh*t the next morning
9)some aren't as big as you expect
10)if your drunk when you do them it doesn't hurt so bad
11)when it's all over you will either have a big smile or a big frown on your face!

:P

<_<

i believe 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 8 share more of a likeness with females then males.

Awww, poor Zek doesn't know the truth, I'm afraid my dear mentee is right on this one. *nod*

ahhhhhh De-ja-vo(sp?) I've seen this before. *runs off before he get's Beaten by the M'Hael again*

:rolleyes:

Why it's better to be a man

I'm amazed more of my female friends don't wish they were men. Don't get me wrong. I love women. It's just that pragmatically speaking, men have been allotted more Green Stamps in the checkout lane of life. Here are some facts I toss at female opponents during debates over which gender is more user-friendly:


1. Men don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards.

By some estimates, an American male who reaches the average life expectancy of 75 years spends 38 fewer days waiting to use public johns (figuring an average of two minutes a day). Perpendicular pee-ers are so spoiled by this happy condition that we get impatient when older guys keep us waiting more than 45 seconds. Meanwhile, a line of jumpy women stretches outside the ladies' room. We know better than to offer our stalls. The toilet paper would be gone in a flash. It has been estimated that females use 13 rolls for every one used by men.


2. Men make more money

I'm not saying it's fair. But we're not giving any back. Men wouldn't mind if women received the larger paychecks, as long as they spent most of it on beer, large-screen TVs and lawn fertilizer.


3. Men don't have breasts

To a man, breasts are a lot like a baby: They're nice to hold, but we're glad we don't have them 24 hours a day. Any man who can imagine himself with breasts also envisions himself caressing them constantly and never getting anything done. Predictably, none of my female friends will admit they'd trade their boobs for balls, which are smaller, easier to conceal and don't jump around when you jog. Men don't have to buy or wash as many undergarments, either. Combined with the toilet paper savings, things start to add up.


4. Men don't have to carry purses.

Men can't imagine the need to carry around all that stuff, especially when
we manage fine by shoving every flat plastic object we own into a tri-fold leather wallet.


5. Men have less to shave

Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms.


6. Men aren't hassled by weirdoes on the street

Sophisticated men — those who think lewd comments but don't express them — can't imagine the skill involved in a woman navigating a city sidewalk. When a man hears a whistle, he figures someone needs a cab. Furthermore, no man I know has ever heard a pack of women shout, "Ooooheee, baby, show us your balls!"


7. Men only need one outfit for formal evenings

Men will never understand why women have to buy a new dress for each and every formal affair; one tuxedo fits all. We can't hazard a guess as to what happens to those outfits after their whirl on the town: Are they made into drapes?


8. Men benefit from the sexual double standard

While a male who has “Been around” is seen more as experienced, females are shunned as sluts and considered undesirable.


9. Men don't have monthly visits from Aunt Bea

Just an occasional random erection, and those feel great. Men will only admit to bleeding if we lose a finger juggling chain saws.


10. Men can stand pain better than women.

Males are better at tolerating pain than females because of a key difference in how the sexes transmit pain messages, researchers have found. A protein called GIRK2 plays a major role in pain sensation and drug sensitivity in males, but is not as important in females. Removing GIRK2 means the sexes become equal in their ability to withstand pain, experiments on mice showed. Previous studies also show that men have higher pain thresholds than women. This is despite conventional wisdom suggesting the opposite, since women endure intense pain during childbirth.


11. Men have more control over their emotions.

While women struggle futilely in a cesspool of cumbersome emotions, men are only burdened by a select few, and those can easily be suppressed or outright ignored.


12. Men are easier to please.

Males, on average, experience about 750 orgasms during their lifetime, while the female average is about 125.


13. Men don’t have to worry about physical appearance.

Men are perfectly satisfied with blue jeans and a t-shirt for most occasions, and take on average five minutes to prepare for any occasion. Women take on average nearly ten times that amount.

14. Men can handle alcohol better than women.

Men drink about 3 times more than women of the same weight before becoming legally drunk. (This number is much higher for Irish and German men)

(There are more, but I think I'll post them later...) :D

:huh: :huh: :huh:

Eeerm..

Sidivin you are so full of shit. I would NEVER trade in my boobs for balls. Balls are stupid, and they feel wierd.

*shakes her head* I thought the first thing was funy cause I'm convinced that females think this of males and males think the same of females (most parts of it anyway).

The second I'll not comment (espeshally not the orgasm part :P) except for one thing: the only reason I would even consider being a man instead of a girl is that men do not have the pain I suffer though once a month. (And believe me I do not think that pain would be anyless no matter if you have that GIRK2 or not...) Other then that nope, I'm fine with being a girl.

I would have to agree with Cayana Sedai. The only time I have come close to wishing I was a guy is whenI have my monthly time of pain and torture. But other than that no.
As far as the orgasm thing goes we have the ability to have more that one. And if we don't have any then that's your fault for not performing well hehe ;)
And as far as the alcohol thing well I personally can go shot for shot with any guy twice my size :)

Actually, I did say no girl I know would willingly trade. I would rather NOT have my balls hanging there where anyone can kick them, but as far as day-to-day life goes it is much better than having breasts.

Here are some other facts:

1. There is not a single item on this list that is not true. Every one of them is backed by research and study.

2. I was not laying blame on anyone for the general lack of female orgasm. The point I was trying to achieve was that it is more enjoyable to be a male BECAUSE he has more. All other matters concerning that statement are irrelevant.

3. Do you girls think you have some monopoly on pain? Sheesh! "Boohoo, I have monthly pains, I have childbirth, blah blah blah." Look, I'm not trying to offend or insult, but geez! Think about it. Have any of you ever unthinkingly kicked a guy in the crotch before? You may think “Oh, well we are sensitive in that area too so we know what it’s like.” WRONG! Did you know that for every nerve ending females have there, males have around 1000-1200? Actual studies have shown that as far as intensity of pain goes, a kick hard enough can be the equivalent of amputation of a limb WITHOUT ANESTHETIC. :blink:

:look
lets get em girls! *tackles the big hairy man*

*Hides in Impregnable fortress of illusions and wards*

ANYHOO, let's stop all this sexist banter. There's already enough shit going on in the world. AND, even tho I believe it is more convenient (to say the least) to be a guy, this has NO effect on my undying love of women (And one, in particular... ;) ). Let's all go do something else. :D

hehe well without men what we have to play with? *lets the big hairy man go*

See now Sidivin, there I was all ready to kick your ass and lay waste to all that is you and your manliness, but you just HAD to play the Ace now didn't you? *snuggles up to Sidivin as KRYS, not Rialt*

Oh, and to set things staight on one level. Men may have more orgasms (which I would debate for personal experience) but women have more INTENSE ones than men.

Actually I haven't unthinkingly kicked or kneed any man in the crotch (while awake anyway) because I know that this is a painful thing and I hate inflicting pain to others just as much as I hate feeling it myself. I have never said that you do not feel pain. I just said that to get pains periodically just because you are a girl is a bloody pain in the ass. Boys don't get kicked in the balls once month for 1-12 hours straight from the time they are 11 till they are about 50 years old. I do believe that you know pain, I just said that it was the pain of that monthly thing that would be the only reason I would even even dream of being a boy. Nothing else. All the other reasons you have selected as being favors of being a boy I don't really care that much about.

But I agree, there is no reason to go about discussing this any further. *prefers snuggling men then fighting with them* unless the fighting leads to snuggling :look (j/k)

Women are a hundred times more beautiful then men, that is the advantage they have on us. ^^

It must be said though, that men need less maintainance than women, as Sidvin already has pointed out.


I'm glad I'm a man, because I don't have to go through all these things women have too, childbirth and all, but I also think that men are more free... well at least around where I live. It's like society expects a lot of womens behaviour and everything, but nothing of men.... it's good to be free. :P

*sigh* ............. <_<

*points up*


I'll do the same...



*sigh* ............. <_<

I know I'm on LOA right now, but I'm dosed up on meds and felt like posting here. Please note that EVERYTHING from now on is a JOKE. I am NOT sexist.

35 Wonderful reasons to be a guy:

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles only add charachter.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

B)

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
yeah, they don't stare at your chest... they stare below :look :whistle

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
hehe, not in this country... I haev some friends (male friends :P) that have more shoes then I do..

Unless a guy is somehow permanently aroused, there ain't much to look at most of the time. Girls have to deal with man looking at their breasts ALL THE TIME.

And what guy do you know that has that many pairs of shoes? Is he homosexual? :lol:

Hey, you should know Joe. :P And seriously, you really need to control your urges. THere are certain times when staring at my breasts is ok...but not as much as you feel the need to! I mean HONESTLY!

;)

And some of us girls are lucky because we have no breasts to stare at.

Of course, staring really DOES go on below the belt on the female's part, Sidivin. Doesn't really matter if things are "interested"- there is the much acclaimed "Wrinkle" test my cousin touts- but I can't remember if it's MORE wrinkles, or LESS wrinkles. Which might explain the trend to really baggy pants, it totally destroys any possibility of reliably using the wrinkle test. Damn you, insecure fashion gurus! DAMN YOU! :ph43r:

I know ^^

:look

what? *looks innocent and joins Lyla and Laridian with the looking instead* :P