According to the forum ticker, it's your birthday!

You share you birthday with:

Rosie O'Donnell
Gary Oldman
Timothy Dalton (one of the many James Bonds)
Johann Sebastian Bach

*claps*

YAY FOR OLD AGE.

Happy birthday.

happy birthday bushido. im sorry we dont know each other.(atleast not now. or ever)(mabe)(meh) happy birthday!!!!

Happy birthday, i guess i ll give u the magic pack u bought for me...

jk.

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YES! this may be late but happy b day anyhooooo!!

So...

turn this thread into another topic?

Whats better, hot pants or a million bucks?

:fufufu:

Hot pants, because any pants i wear are hot

nice! I would take the million dollars - and start a hot pants factory..

:huh:

BURITO!

before i say anything else... i would like to say that 19 is a pointless age... you can't do anything new... its like a stepping stone to 21... but oh well...

i'd take the million dollars... then swim in it

He paid in all 10,000s
So it's probably not too easy to swim in that. :fufufu:

you'd be surprised.. and so would i

I probably would. But then again, when I'm surprised, bad things happen.

Like this one time, I came home from school and then Confuse jumped out from behind a wall and yelled "Boo!" and I screamed so loud he ended up backing away real fast and nearly tripped over his own feet.

I'm such a coward it hurts. :(

ha....a coward

screw swimming in the money, I would take a suitcase and take the money till I get to the other side

other side? which one?

its like swimming to the other side of the universe, choke on the air and float aimlessly forever, and ever, and EVER!

i'd done that before... its boring...

agreed

it's just a whole lot of nothingness... with the occasional quark... i like quarks... quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark

Hmm... Quark is a character in Lunar 1, heh.

What were we talking about again?

does it really matter? i think ever single post we have goes on many different tangents... eventually getting back to where we were before




(nah... i lied)

Its ok, we all lie, especially when we turn 19.

^_^

But you're not 19 yet. Does this mean that when you turn 19, instead of being stuck in the useless limbo of DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY and OMG, I'M SO WASTED you will instead evolve into:

THE LIE MASTER!

Cause that would be pretty lame. :lmfao:

I came across a random animal..... :kodama:

nobody cares ganzor...


i don't think i've hit the die for my country yet... and i'm fairly sure i'm not wasted... so does that mean i'm turning into a lie master as well?

Either that or you didn't notice the:

18 years: die for your country!
21 years: I'm so wasted!

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nope didn't notice those... yet i never hit the die for my country thing... what's your expert opinion?

Well, that depends. You see, every 50 years, humanity has to have a major war cause that's our "natrual predator" that keeps us from overpopulating this world. Also, 50 years is the age where all the people who fought the war become old enough for the young generation to start thinking "HA, old geezers, what do they know about war?" Lessee, the last major war would be WWII right? That ended around 1945 so it looks like we're overdue for a cleansing by 19 years.

Thus, if a draft is called, you can either say you're dying for your country or you're dying cause some dickhead decided that the best way to solve problems would be to riddle the opponent with bullets (or just the opponents resources).

It really helps your morale if you think of it as dying for your country.

HOWEVER, fear not! Cause if the draft comes back, I'll probably be going with you T_T They're thinking about adding women to the draft when it comes round next. Mostly for non-combat positions. Nurses, techies, stuff like that. Hey, that's you too right? No worries then! No honorable death on the battlefield for us! Probably just death by nuke. Yep, nothing to worry about :whistle:

yeah... i would definately be in something like military intelligence since i admittedly am not even close to what a soldier should look like...

That can be remedied with a helmet and lots of heavy, bulky soldier gear. :fufufu:

assuming i could stand under it all of course :lmfao:

HAVE NO FEAR.

BY THE TIME THEY'RE DONE CONDTIONING, BEATING, AND BRAINWASHING YOU, YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE THE 50 LB BACKPACK NAILED TO YOUR SHOULDERS.

:lmfao:

I'm just kidding, I've never been in the military before, how should I know? (READER'S DIGEST DISTORTS TRUTH!)

hmmm... the nails sound like they would hurt... if i'm drafted i'll say i'm a wandering templar that banishes demons... but killing another human would go against my religion and i would be forced to kill myself...

Where's your patriotism man!?

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Psst, running to Canada is easier.

haha... not for me... at least for (checks calander) five more years anyway

I will sit in jail my entire life before I go murder someone in a war.

How long are you planning to live? :fufufu:

Around 2018 or anytime before the current state of the world will end. So at a max, so around 30-31 years old max.

So that's like a decade and a half. Not too long of a jail sentence to sit your entire life out in, huh? Jail is very very bad though. You'd rather face rooming with pedophiles, murderers, and tax evaders rather than shoot someone you don't even know in the face?

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Good lord, you're Jesus!

Well, maybe not but that's uh... rather high moral standards you got there.