Paddy Irish ma nand Paddy Scots man and Paddy English man went to america and they visited teh twin towers and a woman said "if you can drop your watch and run downstairs and get it i wil give u £1,000,000" so Padd english man went first and failed Paddy Scots man failed aswell.
So Paddy irish man droped his runs downstairs had a bath and went to mcdonalds then came back and caught his watch. The lady asks "hwo did you do that" he replies "my watch is 2 hours slow"

lol, I like it.

so u got any

what???