ur momma so fat she slipped into the grand canyon and got stuck half way down

your mums so fat even god cant lift her spirits
your mums so bald I can see whats on her mind

I got more, will post them later.

haha der kwel

corney... yet amusing...

Ur mommas so fat, the japanese mistaked ur as Godzilla

yo momma so fat u could slap her belly and ride the waves!!!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

huh?

your mums so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye :D

ur momma so stpid she got locked in a store and died of starvation ;)

your mums so stupid she thought a quarter - back was a refund
your mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car
your mums so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish festival (its a rapper that died btw).

your mums so hairy she has afros on her nipples lol

Ur momas so ugly she had to wear makup on the radio.

Lol thats a good one

ur mums so fat wen she stepped on the scales it said 1 at a time

rofl

your mums so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

your mums so ugly when she was a baby she had to have tinted glass surrounding her incubator.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Lol!

heres some more:

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

i needed that laugh

I got tons more to post but I want other ppl to pot theres too.

show em!

u can mod another forum btw

K here they are:

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Ok heres a lot more to laugh on.

erm.............

I thought those were funny. Cmon pplz lets hear urs!

your mother's so good lookin i fancy her.

huh? did that make sense?

of course it did. there's no denyin my feelins.

I dident find that funny really...or is there a joke in it i dont understand?

joke? oh yeah, wrong forum...

Dont bother, if you dont like it, STFU.

get with it car man, i was tryin to be funny

Ohh, right, sorry, I take things WAAAAY too litrally. :(
Got a sore head...ow!

get well soon

Thx man! ^_^

no problem. you are my favourite dude in the world. by the way, i think i would make a good moderator.... hint hint. ;)

Pm the admins, they might make you one (if your warn is below 20%)

its 30....lol

He had better be a good boy if he wants to be a mod :a:

i am an asset to this forum! honestly. dont look at me like that... i dont get why i have 30% warn, like. come on, id take it serious.