Ok, heres my new joke.

Two nuns were in a car, as they drive through a tunnel a vampire leaps onto the windscreen of the car.
"Aaaaaaa!" Said the first nun. The second nun looks at her and sais: "Look, its easy dealing with vanpires, just show him your cross."
So, the first nun winds down her window and shouts "HEY YOU! ######## OFF!"

Like it?

By "Show him your cross" I mean the crosses that nuns wear around thier neck.

K well i hope more ppl will submit jokes this time around, gl.

Yeah, it'll be better with more choises in the poll.

5OOTH POST!

*National anthem*

nice joke :)