Icelandic Warriors joke:


Cloud and Squall are walking up huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge stairs. When they reach the top they see a bridge, a strange man was there and said: "The riddle or the battle against the Cyclops."
Squall said: "Gimme the little freak!"
The little Cyclops just appeard on fron tof Squall, he was very small and yellow. Then he said with a very babyish voice:
"Prepare to be vanquished!"
Cloud got so scared and he said:
"Squall, no! He looks very freaky. We pick the riddle."
The man said: " Alright then. It cannot be heard, cannot be smelt, cannot be felt, it lies behind stars, under hills and in empty holes it lies, it ends life, kills laughter. The answer please.
Cloud: "Whaaa?"
Squall " Could you please repeat the riddle?"
The man reapeated the riddle.
Cloud: "Whaaa?
Squall " Could you please repaet the riddle?"
The man said the riddle very fast.
Cloud: "Whaaa?
Squall: "Could you please repeat the riddle?"
The man: " No! You stupid heroes, my ass, you're too stupid to continue your goddamn quest. Good bye and have a nice day."
Cloud: "Whaaa?
Squall: "But, the riddle. Could you repeat it one more time?"
The man: " As you wish. Cyclops?"
Cyclops: "What master?
The man: "Vanquish them, I hate this job anyway, you won't get a chance."
Cloud: "Whaaa?"
The Cyclops killed them both, the end.


MadJackManiacs Joke:


What lies on the bottom of the sea and shivers???

A NERVOUS WRECK!!!!!!


DubTechs Joke:


Why did the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Alright. So we can't choose ourselves, but how do we see the votes we got?

Click on show results.

MJM got two votes and me and Dub nothing, wow.

Well, its the end of week 3 and it looks like.... MadJackManiac is our winner!! Congrats!!

Now, week 4 will be starting and I hope yall have some good jokes to post up, so get goin!!