I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......





She called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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I know kinda lame but there the only ones i know

lol theyre good :D

how do u know a blonde has been in ur back yard: ur bins empty and ur dog is pregnant

lmffao that is a great one.

ROFL that is gr :) nice one

hahahaha, as enjoyable as that blonde joke was, it was a tiny bit crude, but its alright lol, try not to get into a habbit

Did you hear about the blonde that worked in the m&m factory?

She threw out the ones with w's on. :P

ughhhhhh............................

Heres another terrible one.
How do you drown a blond?

Put a scratch&sniff card at the bottom of the pool. :blink:

exactly..........*cough*

:P LOL! :D :P :lol:

Im glad you like the good old blonde jokes :D

group hug!!!!

I got one but its a little bit longer:


A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip.

She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools.

Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!" Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.

Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!"

hahaha

im blonde, but i'm working on it.... why arent there any redhead jokes?

Because i only know blonde ones