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Who is Lucius?

Vernons cat.

What is butter beer?

it's an ingredient used in all of the Every Flavor Beans

What kind of creature is Dobby?

A loveable talking beatle.

Where is Harry at the begining of book 4?

He is found at the Miserable Mill after the Baudeliare's got there.

When does Hermione get her teeth made smaller?

Hermione has no front teeth. Just a big gaping hole where her big teeth had been.

Who are Draco's cronies?

Alfalfa and Spanky

How can Lupin remain undangerous as a werewolf?

Lupin's a werewolf? Really? Uh, imagine that.

Why is Snape so bitter?

Cause deep down, he knows that James and Sirius are right, he does have greasy hair and a big nose.

What happens at the end of book 5?

They all go on a picnic together and Sirius chases sticks. They have a gay ol' time.

Who is Pigwidgeon?

That's Lupin's nickname for Sirius. I don't like to discuss it......


Why doesn't anyone like Umbridge?

Everyone loves Umbridge. She's like a rockstar or something. Can't go anywhere without getting mobbed. I heard that the issue of Playwitch with her as the centerfold, was the magazine's fastest selling issue ever.

Is Lucius a natural blonde?

OH! I soooo need a subscription to Playwizard!

No....Lucius is a bottle blonde all the way. I know the witch who does his hair. He has to have it dyed once a week....major root problem.

Did Lupin have a "thing" for Lily?

What? As if! Why would he even think of her?

Is Harry Harry's real name?

Nope. His real name is Alfalfa. Poor kid.

Why is Crabbe so stupid?

Because he has a crayon stuck up his nose ...

Why does Draco have white hair?

Draco's actually bald. He wears a wig and he wears a white wig because it's the only one that the shop had left.

How did Lupin become a werewolf?

He ate to many potato chips.

What does Sirius turn into?

The moon.

The four houses names are what?

Me, you, love, and hate!

Why is Harry a wizard?

Because the postion of Bee Keeper had already been chosen.

What kind of animal does Harry battle in the Tri-Wizard tournament?

A frog.

What year is Malfoy in?

Malfoy already graduted. He's an Auror.

Why is Hermione called Mudblood?

She used to mud wrestle, back in the 80s.

How does the floo powder work?

You inhale it and then your sneeze is powerful enough to get you where you want or need to go.

What is the mascot for Slytherin?

My *$^@! ...

Where does Vernon Dursley work?

My *$^@!.....

What happened to Moaning Myrtle?

well one day she met up with Draco and he showed her his *wand* then they went to the closet.........oh...right *pg rated*, got it! ROTFL



Whats Dumbledores full name?

It's actually just Doug Martinez.

Who is Dobby, and why is he called that?

Dobby is actually Nevilles pet frog and they call him that becuz he sings a song, but only knows one word...*dobby*



What type of pet does Hagrid prefer?

He doesn't. Hagrid is scared of animals.

Who is Lucius?

My right index finger. Ok that's dirty. Never mind. He's the hippogriff that slashed Malfoy. Now that's dirty too. Ok, think clean thoughts, Blue. Lucius is the name of the Whomping Willow.

That can be made dirty, too, Blue......but nice to know that you haven't changed!!! :nono: :eyebrows:

BTW.....can't ask myself a question.......

Why do Slytherins wear green?

they dont, their favorite color is yellow!


When did Harry find out he was a wizard?

When he was 62 years old.

Could there really be a wizard named Gilderoy?

No.

Where is the Three Broomsticks?

That would be where ARE the three broomsticks....and the answer is, one behind the door in my kitchen, one in the dog room and one on the patio.......now you know where they are, your welcome to use them. :laughbounce:


What is Hogwarts?

It's a science lab, where they perform tests on animals.

What's a Fizzing Whizbee?

Science lab?


I've never used one, but you can get it at Fredrick's of Hollywood for $59.99........


Why is Neville a wizard?

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