Cause and Effect

Rules: Like The stupid question thing, you must post a cause then have an effect. (Or effect then a cause incase of a cause being there.)

The whole point of this is the importance of cause and effect sequence, not to mention the randomness.

Example:

C: Boy walks across road without looking both ways.

E: A car runs him over violently in a bloody death. =D

I shall begin. Note: Have a C before it for cause and E for effect. No spam allowed. ;)

C: Kid pisses off a coop full of chickens.

~Cookie Cow

E; the chicken pecks the heck out of his face

C: two byciclers run over a dead cow

E: Cow comes back from the dead and eats their brains. :blink:

C: The yankees are caught using steroids. :rolleyes:

E: the coach fires all of them

C:A bird flies into someone eating a hot dog

iE; it blows up.

C; someone make fun of sesshomaru's boa

E: he eats their brains

C: someone is caught stealing money at the police station

E; he gets caught and as a punishment he is sent to the puppet demention..

C; a kid is running with scissors

E: The teacher gets cut in the eye and dies

C: The Yankees win the world series

E; then they can take over tokyo...O_O

C; i can't find where i left my bowl of ramen.

E: you left it in the fridge

C: someone ran over suki's ramen

E; i blow the snot outta the fiend who did it.

C; a guy named bob gets eaten by an iguana...

E: the iguana spits him up...hes too fat

C: an iguana runs into a car

E; it eats the car

C; the car is too big for the iguana's stomach

E: he blows up

C: someone gets hit with IGuanas guts

E; he starts running in circles screaming "oh no iguana guts! gettem off!"

C; my pet snake went missing....

E: he ended up being caught by steve Irwin

C: a crocidile ate a piece of steel

E; he barfs on steve irwins head...muwahahaha!!!!

C; i'm being followed...

E: the crocidile hunter wants to study you

C: There are too many people wanting to eat lunch at Hogwarts

E; my friend (who is obsessed with HP) blows them all up so she can get the first seat...

C; i guy steps on an anthill

E: he falls through it only to find that he is a salad

C: the ants see the salad man

E; they eat him alive

C; a women is singing...

E: it kills all the opera singers

C: Harry Potter is in my house

E; my friend who is obsessed with harry potter will break into your house and steal him.

C; jakotsu is in my house...

E: he's hiding from Harry Potter

C: A spider lands on your head

E; i name it naraku and keep it as a pet...

C; there's a lizerd by your compuer mouse...

E: I give him chocolate

C: a lizard falls over from eating something gooey

E; you try to bring it back from the dead

C; the lizerd is a zombie...

E: I wind it like a doll

C: where did the lizard go

E;it's in your left sock.

C; the lizard dies again...

E: and comes back to life as Naraku

C: Naraku eats your spaghetti

E; i whack him in the head

C; naraku ate my homework!

E: your teacher blames you for making up silly stories

C: you show her who ate your homework

E; she freaks out because she's a naraku fangirl

C; she hugs naraku

E: he whacks her on the head and takes her to Michael Jackson

C: Michael Jackson sees your teacher.

E; then he realizes naraku is his long lost brother...O_O

C; i start freaking out...

E: because MJ wants to invite you to dinner

C: Naraku blames his brother MJ

E; i blame the tuba

C; i stalk sesshomaru

E: he gives you a cookie and makes you leave

C: you cry because

E; i don't like the cookie he gave me


C; i give sesshomaru a candy cane

E: he gives it to Jaken

C: Jaken Eats the candy cane