HOW BOUT SOME SWEET TEA?

Try POWERTHIRST! It's the only energy drink that will give you GRANTUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

!AET TWEES

Ya thirsty?

How about a.. FALCON PAWNCH!!!

I only drink the blood of my enemies...

And occasionally a strawberry Yoo Hoo...

Or a sarsaparilla...

Grenadine, straight from the can. Delicious...

Oh, occasionally I do enjoy a Sex on the Beach...

Or a Piña Colada...

*sings*
If you like Piña Colada
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
Grif just has half a brain.

PEPSIIIIIIII *gets drunk off of too much Pepsi* IT'S. SO. GOOD. AND. PEPSI-ISH!!!

Falcon Punch has enough vitamins and electrolytes to BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

Vodka.

Accept no substitutes.

CC, Dive? You agree?

YOU'LL RUN LIKE KENYANS!

Green tea... with sugar. Lots and lots of suger ^^

Sweet tea is a form of iced tea in which sugar or some other form of sweetener is added to the hot water before brewing, while brewing the tea, or post-brewing, but before the beverage is chilled and served. This especially sweet variation of tea enjoys most of its popularity in the Southern United States, though bottled iced teas labeled "Southern Style" or "Extra-sweet Southern Style" appear in refrigerated cases throughout the country.

Sweet tea has long been a staple beverage in the American South. It is almost universally made with black tea, sweetened with large amounts of cane sugar, and served over ice. Most restaurants in the region, including fast-food and other national chains, offer the customer a choice of sweet tea or unsweetened iced tea. It is a signature drink of the region, to the point where the Southern use of the word "tea" is largely used to refer specifically to cold, sweet tea and not to hot or unsweetened varieties. Its widespread use is probably due to its light taste, ease of preparation, and low cost.

An important part of the tradition of sweet tea in the South is the fact that it can be made in large quantities, easily several gallons, quickly and inexpensively. It is usually consumed daily as a staple soft drink. Because it is relatively cheap, some restaurants place a pitcher of sweet tea on the table for the entire dinner party to share, and keep refilling it for free. Even when served in individual glasses, sweet tea refills are sometimes provided free. While home cooks usually use tea bags to steep the tea, restaurants often make large quantities of sweet tea using large drip brew machines similar to those used for coffee.

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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!


Yeah...

OCTOPUS DEMANDS HOTSAUCE!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GODDAMN THREAD.
YOU DON'T GET ANY FUCKING SWEET TEA.

STARZ prefers the blood of teenage boys. Preferably, ones in debate clubs, Model UN, orin ROTC. Cause those guys are like, really attractive to me. And if I could stop biting their veins out long enough to ask them out I would.

And Dante here is very cross!! *holds up a little bat puppet*

This place lost it's whim...

Don't make me have to bring TenguMan into this thread!

Okay..

I will add Ironhide.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YALL WANT?
I ONLY GOT FUCKIGN SWEET TEA AND THAT'S IT.
YOU GONNA INSULT THE SWEET TEA, YOU DON'T GET NONE.
GO ON, LEAVE! >:/

Ironhide will get you some sweet tea.

*hands some over*

Acculty, I like sweet tea.

Same here, thought I add the sugar after its done.

Do not upset Dante. You have upset Dante for the last time, StarScream! *beats Akutare with sed hand-puppet*

*throws a bag of Cheetos at STARZ* No abusing the boss! It's cruel and unusual!

Dante the Transforma-Penguin:But StarScream has upset me for the last time. Hmph. -insert Transformer sound here- *turns into a toaster*

Starz and the 4-Slice-a-tron would like some tea. Can I put brain in it?

*headdesk*

Hey Kid.

You ain't a vampire. That is startin' to get VERY annoyin' now.

STARZ, YOU GET A FREE GLASS OF FUCK OFF.
SATURN, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME FUCKING SUGAR IN YOUR TEA CAUSE MY ASS IS RUNNING OUT.
YOU ALL BETTER TIP WELL, DAMN IT.

*throws a tip to the great Mahajarah*

*throws a long island ice tea at akutare*
FUCKING THANK YOU.

*Pulls out a machinegun that fires Quarters.*

Might I Get an Arnold Palmer!

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*oozing with depressed sarcasm*Really, that's exactly what I like to hear after I spent hours listening to my friends call eachother hoes and my mom talk about how much our family needs to get out more and try to explain to her that I'm not as 'okay' as she is.

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Gaiaf-riend? Stealing my /v/ jokes?

It's more likely than you think.

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No idea what you're talking about. Anyway, I need to get back to whatever I was doing. If I was doing anything. I'm half-expecting to see one friend go into depression and the others sued. Whatevs. I hope the world ends soon

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Starz, knock off the post emo drama shit and kinda keep it private, okay?

I'm an emo kid
Non conformist as can be
You'd be non conformist too
If you were just like me!

...Okay, I like that poem very much.
.. Oh shit, Wasn't supposed to talk.

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