MISSION 1: The Cold Mother

You are to infiltrate Maha's Base. The auto-defenses are intact and have not been tampered with, but due to the Recent war, they have not been calibrated in a long time, equalling in a extremely large hit to miss ratio.
You are to go to the center complex, disable systems, and then to the manufactures bay to warp Maha's spare shell. There are rather creative and very unhealthy traps designed to trigger when life enter the building, so be careful.

Certain Traps include:

Arsenic Mist

Spike Floors

A Doppledanger trap

Dissapearing Platforms.

And certain other undisclosed traps.

Myrrhet enters, close to Dynamax.

Myrrhet: Stay close. We must be very cautious here. *draws her bladed wheels* I can sense the traps activating. Alright, Dyna. What's our first move?

The icy ninja walked in front of them, scanning the nearby area.
Icy ninja: "Hmm...you know, how did the traps activate without us stepping in..."

"Kamikaze...go first." Dynamax says.

"WHAT?" Kamikaze yells.

"You are the invincible one right? You'll live." Dynamax says.

"No." Kamikaze crosses his arms.

"I think I see a toy jet over there." Dynamax pretends to peer into the base. "Who leaves an R/C jet lying about?"

"REALLY!!" Kamikaze blindly enters.

"He'll spring the trap and we follow. It'll be the safest course." Dynamax says.

WildType looks around, "This place is a tad dusty, eh." as he walks about, he looks for various directions.

The Metter brothers enter, and begin looking around. Metis slowly walks forward, surveying the area they are about to enter. Metoll, in the meantime, is trying to restrain Metan from running straight into the traps. "He gets a little overzealous sometimes." the middle brother explains to anyone who might be wondering why this is necessary.

"Stay back and let Kamikaze do that." Dynamax says. "He's the only one that can survive whatever is thrown at him. He's unkillable after all."

After a transport, the party was in a Room.
Kamikaze had gone down the center hallway, the only hallway, and set off a lazar trap that would have immediantly slice someone into several peices.
On top of that, the floor gave way, forcing Kamikaze to fall into a pit of acid, and the floor shut back.
Time passes.
Kamizake falls through a panel in the left wall, triggering another lazer and acid trap.
This happens 5 times, and then he comes out, and triggers a trap that causes the walls to slam together and come back.
The hallway is now safe.

"Here's to you....Mrs. Robinson..." Kamikaze Weasel stumbles around, dazed and regenerating.

"See?" Dynamax says. "He'll be fine by the time we reach him."

A voice plays.
"Well, It seems you've decided to enter my lair without permission.
Guess you'll want whatever's inside here huh? Well, There's certainly pain and misery ahead, as your freind has just discovered."
With that, some sober piano starts.

Icy ninja did his best Shao Kahn impression..which was meh.
"YOU SUCK!"

With that, Icy ninja walked into the seemingly safe hall, one hand on his blade, one hand free.

Immediantly, The lazer trips.
However, The trap did not have enough energy, resulting in a giant flash of light.
The floor Shuddered violently, and jerked open a few inches, but could not open fully.
It was clear that the traps were recharging.

"Ice! Get back Here!" WildType yelled. "We Let the Weasel run into all the traps, remember!"

An arm Flys out of WildType and trys to grab Icy Ninja.

Icy Ninja shook the arm off, and walked back.
Icy ninja: "So...we're letting him do all the work?"

As he walked, another trap set, but this one was different.
The floor panel under him shot upwards.
It stopped, causing Icy to fly upwards.
Immediantly, the ceiling tile above him shot downward in an arc, Slamming into Icy.
Ice flew back 15 feet and slid backwards, almost colliding into the group.
The floor tile and ceiling tile went back into place.

"If that is what will result in this group walking out of here alive, then I don't see what your problem is." WildType Snarled.

He created three clones of Megaman and sent them running down the hallway.

This causes the traps to set off again, except not as powerful or not properly working.
Eventually, one makes it to the end of the hallway, and the wall trap sets again, but the energy drain negates it.
The lights in the hallway dim, signifying that the hallways' fuse was thrown, and the hallway effectivly neutralized.

Icy ninja crashed onto the floor, nearly shattering. Fortunatly, he managed to pick himself back together (but his fragility was showing). Strangely, he didn't seem to care about what just happened, and was with the group again.

A voice triggers.
"Well, Some of you seem to be stronger than most invaders.
This will prove very interesting."
It is now noticed that the voice is female and robotic, but almost synthisied.
"Just note, We are not responsible FOR you Idiotcy.
Please MOVE fOward."

(( Yes, That's GLaDos.))

Myrrhet: Very well. Let me take point. *moves ahead and spins her bladed wheels about* Fire! *a collum of flame materializes in the middle of the room ahead* This should take care of any infared or heat-based traps.

Immediantly, The room's walls Open up, and Streams of liquid fly everywhere.
In seconds, The room is frozen.
Either than was an Fire Extinguisher, or A trap.
Immediantly, A voice echoes.
"5 % complete.%

Icy ninja didn't move...instead, he threw out four little silver balls. In seconds, they expanded, showing a little camera, four legs, and an adorably small laser cannon implanted on the bottom of it. After doing a little squeak, they walked along the ground, looking around. Looking at Icy ninja, you could see a silver little headpiece on him, covering a eye with what looked like a target.

Myrrhet was safe. At the last minute Dynamax reached her and chielded her from the freezing liquid. Dynamax was holding her close. "You ok?" He asks as he begins to move, his might causing the ice to crack, break and fall from him. "Brrr..." he cracks his neck.

"What the...?" Kamikaze looks around. Myrrhet's firebal strikes him. "No....fair....I'm on...your side."

The Metter brothers seem to be alright. Of course, they're still Mets, even if they don't look like ordinary Mets. As such, they have all hidden under their helmets to escape the liquid cold.

There was an ice statue of WildType where the Metamorph was standing a second earlier. It hobbled back and forth for a second or two before shattering, sending Red Ice every which way.

Whrilling is heard.
"Metamorph life signs DeTEcted.
NICe Try, But We SEE through PoSsum.
we SincERly Hope NO one ELSE would FALLS to Such An Easy Trap.
Have Fun BeING Tortured."

About this time, the Ice began to fade away at an alarming rate.
Upon closer notice, This Liquid Nitrogen had a strange composition to it, causing it t to be stronger than normal, but to evaporate extremely quickly.
Within seconds, Most of the ice on the metal hallway had faded.

((If you got iced, You are no longer Inhibited.))

Icy ninja's little robots were destroyed.
Icy ninja: "Dang, I left the rest of those back home. Hey, would it be alright with you guys if I went away quickly to re-stock? Magnet should be gone anyways..."

WildType walked out of the hallway that was previously OKed. "Well, nobody fell for it huh?"

The voice echoed.
"They MIght have, But I fell it Is MY Duty... TO BrEAK your Heart.
... If YOu HAD one, That waS.
I'm So Lonely. Will SOMEone come and play?"

With that being said, A Robotic hand jerks out of the wall and grabs a hold of Kamikaze's neck, brutally strangling him.
A small part of the hand lifts upwards, and shoots foward into Kamikaze's brain.
The hand rejects back into the wall, and kamikaze slump's to the floor with the 1 inch thick dull rod still lodged into his cranium.

"Hang on KamiKaze!" WildType Growled. He Drug the small Reploid back to the safe section of the room. "Dynamax! You know this twerp better then I do, If I hit him with an acid spray to the face, will he be able to regenerate?"

"Like that's gonna work. I'm already brain damaged lady." Kamikaze grabs the rod and struggles to free himself. "I was remade...to survive anything. Old Man Diablos put me in his nuclear reactor for a week. I had a nice tan." He then waits for his body to knit together enough to remove the rod.

"So, no acid burst?" WildType sighed.

"I'd be able to." Kamikaze says. "Here's a reminder." Kamikaze grabs a knife from his pocket and cuts his hand off. 2 minutes later a new one regrew. "See? I heal fast."

"This IS VErY InteEstinG. I LoVe YoU, LittlE PlayThing."
And with that, A small laser paints Kamikaze.
It seems to have the intensity of a Flash light.
Nothing happens, aside from the lazer tracking his every move.

"Something tells me you ain't as hot as Selene is baby." Kamikaze Weasel says.

"Don't encourage her." Dynamax does a facepalm. "You stupid little freak, don't make this thing more pissed than it might already be."

WildType looks at the light, and melds through Kamikaze to get between the two. KamiKaze shakes it off and looks back at WildType like "WTF".

"Ha HA hA! I Lack THe PROper EqUIpMent For FLuiD EchAnge. But I HavVE MaNY EleTRicIed And SHarp HaNDS."

The lazer continues to aim at Kamikaze.
A closer looks reveals it's true shap. Flat.
Kamikaze is being scanned for a regenerative or chemical weakness.
GLaDos Is apparently MUCH more smarter than she sounds.

((Der.))

"A scan, what a waste of time." Dynamax steps forward. "You ever heard of the Borg you crazed computer? A fictional race fo cyborgs that adapt to anything thrown at them so it can no longer hurt them? Well my father made him like that. He can't die from his wounds...he'll just nullify any attack in time and heal."

Icy ninja: "Couldy you answer my question?"

Sure, but careful not to run into any traps on the way out, you never know if the traps are the only thing malfunctioning here.