*Starts making sugary sodas* FOR PONY!!!

*Runs around like a lunatic*

*sigh* As long as you don't burn down orphanages down in self defense, go nuts.

>.> Wait, so we can burn them down if it's NOT in self defense?

Lennon! Don't encourage them! ^_^;

I'll rephrase my statement, Don't burn down orphanages. Actually, no fire of any sort and no killing either. You have no idea how difficult it is to clean blood off this place.

And if anything is broken, there will be hell to pay, especially if it's any of my stuff.

Awww... *Sniff* *Sniff*

Well, sugar overdose for all!

*Candy rains from the sky*

You beat me to it.
DAMN YOU!
*starts counting the candy via a scouter*

Maha: It's...
*Grabs scouter*

Maha: It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND! *break the scouter*

...Who is it that is flying around, dropping pieces of candy everywhere? I swear, if any of you make a mess of this place with candy, I'm sure the Mechs will... wait, is that a butterfinger? KIT KAT BARS?! *eats*

One has to question how candy can fall from the sky, Unless....

*forms a clone on the highest point of the Undernet*

It is as I expected. It's a dead clown and no wonder he's dead his lungs are filled with CANDY!

But in all seriousness, who filled this clown's lungs with candy and then proceed to cut the lungs open to use as a source of raining sweets? I mean there are more productive ways to drop candy from the sky.

Ok, gang, it looks like we have a mystery on our hands! Let's start by searching for clues~

Nyaaa! That's not my candy! *More candy rains from the sky* Ah... there it is, I had Mercury beat up Tails and steal his plane, using it to spread candy over the undernet.

*Picks up a few packs of reeses cups form the ground* Maybe we should ask Clownman who the Anti-mime is?

Why is it whenever I get a day off, some random mystery occurs that I have to solve?

In any case, I've sent my clones to search the perimeter for any suspicious people and....

Oh look there is a note, it says that this clown in general consumed so much candy that his insides became candy, he then became deprived of candy for a short while and then decided to cut himself open to have more candy. This note is his last message saying he his only regret in life was that he did not have more candy. That's somewhat of a shame.

Oh well, does anyone what to cut open the corpse for more candy? I mean it would be a waste to just leave a pinata corpse lying around like this.

Dives into candy "Don't eat the bloody peices of candy, clown guts"

*Comes up wth bags of cotten candy*

I winz

Well... tell your clones to keep an eye on Zerkai. I mean... how would he know that kind of stuff? Really?

Don't worry, I have eyes everywhere, people just don't know it.

Hmm, perhaps I could have said that in a more elegant way rather than sounding like a creepy voyeur

*Picks up a walkie talkie* The Freedom missles have been lauched, send the message.


Mercury: *Unfolds a banner in the sky that reads 'HOUSE PARTY AT THE MECH'S PLACE, FREE CANDY FOR ALL'*

Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this.

Meh... guess we'll have to intercept the missiles or something. *readies teh bubbles*

I do wonder where those missiles are headed

Hmm...

They are coming here... and they will explode with candy! That Mercury... he wants to get us all fat, so that he may beat us easily after we have stuffed ourselves... but do know, we will not stand for it. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, YOU HEAR ME? >:O

Nyaaa... we were origionally gonna say freedom candy, but missles sounded cooler.

*An actual missle is heading towards them*


o_0 That wasn't me *Dives into candy pile*

Well if that's the case, I've always wanted to try this out.

*calls back all clones and then reforms a new one and promptly throws it at the direction of a missile which then creates a new clone and throws it even further at the missile and continues until the last clone is thrown*

Considering the sheer about of momentum I've been given by being continuously thrown in this direction combined with the charged up laser power I've been building up in my fist. This Shooting Star punch ought to make a nice explosion against the missile before it even reaches the party.

The aftereffects on the explosion on myself might not be so pretty though.

If that doesn't work, I could always, uh... give the missiles a bubble bath. ^^;

*The Missle explodes when Lennon collides with it, hundreds of hersheys bars raining down.*

*Pop head out from the pile* Um... Yay?

...That was a decoy! The real missile must be coming from another direction! *sprays exploding bubbles in every which direction* Diediediediediediediediediedie...

*receives a signal from the Mechs*

Well it looks like I shall be ducking out for a while

So, we are safe. But... what are we going to do about all this candy? We can't eat it... we'll get fat... that's exactly what the villains want! Maybe, it would be best off if I blew it all up...

Nuuuu! My candy! *Hides in pile* I robotic... I no get fat...


Mercury: *Catches a hershy bar, eating it*

Well, whatever. But in any case, I normally wouldn't imagine chocolate candy being inserted into machinery, even robots. So if Blademan ate this candy, I'd hate to think what would happen to his systems when the chocolate gets all mushed up into his delicate circuitry... on second thought, nah, this'll be fun to watch~ ^_^

(yay for malfunctioning robots!)

If that were true, Hardman wouldn't be functional *Eats a candy bar* Besides, I eat and drink soda all the time at the MMC Bar and Grill

*Poses like a commercial add*

Whatever you say... but this is an AWFULLY large amount of candy. Can you handle it all? :p






...do battle robots even have digestive systems?

Maha's eyes pop open.
"If you tell anyone about the Werewolf amazons, I swear to god..."

Werewolf amazons o_O.


*Sticks tounge out at Avi* I was born on Halloween, scarfing candy is my job... and I use to be human... I don't know how that works... but robot masters have eaten...

*Looks are Maharajah* o_O.

CANDY TIMEZ!!!! (Shoots candy at Zerkai)
TERRA, IS, HERE!!! (Let the randomness begin! Again!)

(World blows up) Now... GIVE ME COOKIE!

*fills a pool with candy*

CANNONBALL!

*cannonballs into the candy, but he can't get out because the candy is too heavy and drowns in candy*

Mercury: *Tackles Terra* FOR PONY!!

Blade Man: *Eats the candy shot at him, making pacman noises*

Great, just great... I'm not removing Maks's dead body from that pool of candy.








Any volunteers?

Maha chuckled.
"What? You thought My siggy was there to be funny? SHAME ON YOU!"
He then ran to Zerkai.
"Y'know. I think I still remember where the villiage is located.... joking."
>_>
<_<
"DON'T JUDGE ME!"

*bursts out of a window on a jet cycle*

There's a party and I wasn't even invited!? Steve, GET THE AXE!

*glances at Avi and puts on a relaxed pose*

Oh, hello there... it's nice to see you again. :shark:

Maha:...? CY'S HERE! Where's may? She coming?