Boudreaux, out on the golf course, gets hit wit a
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> high speed ball right in de crotch. Writhing in
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> agony, he falls to de ground. As soon as he could
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> manage, he took himself to Doctor Thibodeaux
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> and asks, "How bad is it, Doc? I'm gonna be on
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> my honeymoonn next week and my fiance' is
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> still a virgin in every way."
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> Doctor Thibodeaux tol him, "I'll have to put you
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> ting in a splint to let it get better and keep it
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> straight. It should be okay by next week."
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> So he took four wooden tongue depressors,
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> made a neat little four-sided bandage and
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> wired it all together, an impressive work of
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> art for Dr. Thibodeaux.
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> Boudreaux mentions none of this to his Clotile,
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> marries and goes on his honeymoon to New
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> Orleans. Dat night, in the motel room she rips
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> off her clothes to reveal a gorgeous body.
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> Dis was the first time Boo every saw her wit
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> out clothes.
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> She said, "You da first, no one has ever touched
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> dis body."
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> Not wanting to be outdone, Boudreaux whips
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> off his pants and says, "Look at dis, Beb. It's
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> still in de CRATE!"
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