An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The
>>friendly
>>usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of
>>steps.
>>"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
>> "The front row please," she answered.
>> "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The
>>pastor is really boring."
>> "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
>> "No." he said.
>> "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
>> "Do you know who I am?" he asked.
>> "No." she said.
>> "Good," he answered.

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that was cute

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