A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best
>>positions
>>for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
>> "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest
>>said. "No,"
>>said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my
>>hands outstretched to Heaven."
>> "You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective
>>prayer position is lying down on the floor."
>> The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey,
>>fellas," he
>>interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin'
>>upside down from a telephone pole."

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I thought it was pretty funny myself Mary Ann!!!