Title: THE MAN SONG
Dorie - July 30, 2005 08:43 PM (GMT)
Ashley sent me this... I thought it was funny.
THE MAN SONG
I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
Krissy - July 31, 2005 11:25 AM (GMT)
you should here it sung.....it is hilarious! Sean Morey sings this he wrote it too...it's from The Bob &Tom radio show in the mornings. If I can find a link I'll post it here.
Krissy - July 31, 2005 02:20 PM (GMT)
Kim - July 31, 2005 02:53 PM (GMT)
I heard it on Bob and Tom Love it!
Krissy - July 31, 2005 05:53 PM (GMT)
Hey a bob and tom fan! Don't ya just love them? They are so dang funny!
Kim - July 31, 2005 09:24 PM (GMT)
Leslie - August 1, 2005 01:02 PM (GMT)
THat was halarious but who are bob and tom?
Krissy - August 1, 2005 01:04 PM (GMT)
It's a comedy team on the radio...I'm not sure you get it out there...it's at
http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/index.htmWe can't pick it up on the radio anymore where I live so we subscribe ($6.95 a month) and listen to them online now. They are pretty funny.
Leslie - August 1, 2005 01:57 PM (GMT)
Market ........ID .........Frequency
Erie ...........WQHZ ......102.3FM
Johnstown ..WQKK ........92.1FM
Pittsburgh ..WRRK......... 96.9 FM
State College.WQWK .....98.7 FM
Williamsport .WZXR....... 99.3 FM
Williamsport (simulcast) WCXR 103.7 FM
Krissy, aren't any of these locations near you?
Krissy - August 1, 2005 02:06 PM (GMT)
Yeah Johnstown is the closest but they don't play bob and tom anymore...theyjust recently dropped them.
The others I can pick up if I go to Altoona but I can't pick them up in my house.
Christina - August 1, 2005 05:00 PM (GMT)
I copied the words and printed them and saved the site for Dan! LOL