Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran
out of gas. As luck would have it a gas station was just a block
away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy
some gas. The attendant told her the only gas can he owned
had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided
not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something
in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she
was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the
bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full
bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from cross
the street.

One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning
Catholic.

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