Title: Lesbian Elephants
Description: Dedicated to....
Description: Dedicated to....
MJNet - July 18, 2007 02:58 PM (GMT)
:rofl
MJNet - July 18, 2007 03:06 PM (GMT)
And this is a painting by Dali :clap
Cassandra - July 18, 2007 03:42 PM (GMT)
There's certainly no escape from them!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl
microsofty - July 18, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
solitasolano - July 18, 2007 08:10 PM (GMT)
Nothin like a little shoppin'.
Lisa289 - July 18, 2007 09:52 PM (GMT)
:rofl This thread made me laugh :)
solitasolano - July 19, 2007 03:15 AM (GMT)
Reposting from a previous thread because I can't help it:
Someone won this challenge...something about earrings and songs and lesbian elephants.
Someone won this challenge...something about earrings and songs and lesbian elephants.
Carlyle - July 19, 2007 07:11 AM (GMT)
Hehehe, don't I just love the lesbian elephants, nothing like same-sex lovin' pacaderms :wub:
solitasolano - July 20, 2007 10:39 PM (GMT)
Scotland's Elephant Polo team....
solitasolano - August 9, 2007 04:13 PM (GMT)
This definitely qualifies. In fact, twould be the inspiration me thinks.
Buttons - August 9, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Very true... this is exactly why we got this thread!!! Our dearest Mandana started it all!!!! I should go looking for the actual extract of that interview... but I think it is lost somewhere in the muppets musing thread... and I'm not going to search for it there, as i might just get lost and never return!!!
However here is the link to the article on her website *okay it's her fan website... but you get the Idea* You have to read the whole thing to get the jist of it ...so happy readingLesbian Elephant article
Very true... this is exactly why we got this thread!!! Our dearest Mandana started it all!!!! I should go looking for the actual extract of that interview... but I think it is lost somewhere in the muppets musing thread... and I'm not going to search for it there, as i might just get lost and never return!!!
However here is the link to the article on her website *okay it's her fan website... but you get the Idea* You have to read the whole thing to get the jist of it ...so happy readingLesbian Elephant article
solitasolano - September 4, 2007 11:41 PM (GMT)
Jeanna - September 5, 2007 12:04 AM (GMT)
Pink elephants. Of course.
Actually, there are lesbian elephants. I've seen them. In a Nature documentary on PBS. They are a very matriarchal society that drive the males out, remember. These two had been friends in the circus together yrs. before, separated, and remembered each other decades later when meeting again on the retirement farm and became inseparable, taking walks together, gently touching trunks. (I'm not making it up, I swear) But the most telling thing was their very emotional reaction upon seeing each other again for the first time and recognizing each other. I was bawling like a baby. Yeh, yeh, I know, I'm a sap.
Actually, there are lesbian elephants. I've seen them. In a Nature documentary on PBS. They are a very matriarchal society that drive the males out, remember. These two had been friends in the circus together yrs. before, separated, and remembered each other decades later when meeting again on the retirement farm and became inseparable, taking walks together, gently touching trunks. (I'm not making it up, I swear) But the most telling thing was their very emotional reaction upon seeing each other again for the first time and recognizing each other. I was bawling like a baby. Yeh, yeh, I know, I'm a sap.
Lisa289 - September 5, 2007 04:20 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jeanna @ Sep 5 2007, 01:04 AM) |
| I'm not making it up, I swear |
Seriously?? :jaw
Jeanna - September 6, 2007 12:17 AM (GMT)
Truly. I got a definite love vibe.
microsofty - September 9, 2007 09:25 PM (GMT)
Elephant in vitro. Oh, WOW!
solitasolano - September 15, 2007 12:43 AM (GMT)
It must be friday afternoon at work if you start finding things like this on the internets:
Ghazal (or, The Song of the Lesbian Elephants)
For elisem's Competition Challenge. I wasn't the winner (congrats, redbird!) but I had fun writing this.
Ghazal
To sing, you must listen to the roar of silence --
to the rumble of dust in the footprints of the elephants.
To march, you must study the linking of trunks --
the beat beneath the breasts of the lesbian elephants.
To glide, you must accept that the swirling mists
within the globes include the breaths of elephants,
their exhalations of memories stoking the whispers
and intimations of future intonations. "Elephants,
lesbian" -- behold the lines of lavish, lavender devotion
spaced with irregular tears. To dance with these elephants?
You must step outside of the rings and lend your ears
to the lioness who guards the lesbian elephants.
Ghazal (or, The Song of the Lesbian Elephants)
For elisem's Competition Challenge. I wasn't the winner (congrats, redbird!) but I had fun writing this.
Ghazal
To sing, you must listen to the roar of silence --
to the rumble of dust in the footprints of the elephants.
To march, you must study the linking of trunks --
the beat beneath the breasts of the lesbian elephants.
To glide, you must accept that the swirling mists
within the globes include the breaths of elephants,
their exhalations of memories stoking the whispers
and intimations of future intonations. "Elephants,
lesbian" -- behold the lines of lavish, lavender devotion
spaced with irregular tears. To dance with these elephants?
You must step outside of the rings and lend your ears
to the lioness who guards the lesbian elephants.
aj57 - November 4, 2007 05:07 PM (GMT)
I "stumbled" upon this picture and just had to post it here.
solitasolano - November 22, 2007 02:08 AM (GMT)
Change of pace from aj's Lil Peanut elephant piccie.
See what happens when your crew is the only one still at the studio...only the rats and the sound eiditors....
One's fingers start doing the walking around cyberspace.
See what happens when your crew is the only one still at the studio...only the rats and the sound eiditors....
One's fingers start doing the walking around cyberspace.
aj57 - November 22, 2007 02:18 AM (GMT)
Elephants do it missionary style? Who knew?
solitasolano - April 4, 2008 04:49 PM (GMT)
Bumping thread in honor of marymartin and her spiritual journey towards Muppethood.
By assoiciation:
By assoiciation:
marymartin - April 4, 2008 08:26 PM (GMT)
Elephants on holiday.
ekny - April 5, 2008 12:16 AM (GMT)
solitasolano: that's jf & her partner, no? Clever you!
silverballnz - April 5, 2008 06:22 AM (GMT)
ekny I think that pic would be from the set of Anna and the King?From 1999
Only think this because Charles was born in 1998.
Only think this because Charles was born in 1998.
ekny - April 5, 2008 05:34 PM (GMT)
yep, that sounds right to me too, silverballnz! :) cheers, e.
solitasolano - April 20, 2008 05:46 PM (GMT)
solitasolano - June 16, 2008 10:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Dozens of lesbian Elephants prepare to wed in California By Mark Smile, though your heart is breaking! SAN FRANCISCO - Dozens of gay Elephants planned to rush down to their county clerk's office Monday evening to be among the very first to say "I do" under the historic court ruling making California the second state to allow same-sex marriages. The May 15 decision by the California Supreme Court was set to take effect at 5 p.m. While Mondays are not exactly a big day for weddings, at least five county clerks around the state agreed to extend their hours to issue marriage licenses, and many gay elephant couples planned to get married on the spot. "These are not just pachyderms who just met each other last week and said, `Let's get married.' These are loving, caring elephants who have been together, in some cases, in the same cage, rolling in the same hay, stomping in the same dung, for decades," said Lola Lytzow, executive director of the National Concern for Lesbian Elephant Rights. "They are married in their hearts, minds and trunks, but they have never been able to have that experience of community and common elephant totality." No word is out how the first great lesbian elephant wedding bash, between "Maya", a 12 year old, and "Cinda", a 10 year old, both from the Chicago Zoo, will affect attendance, but Lytzow promised "what we'll lose in breeding we'll make up for in peanut sales, big time sure!" |
marymartin - June 17, 2008 01:27 AM (GMT)
Here is a cake for the weddings. Yayyyyyyy
microsofty - June 19, 2008 08:10 PM (GMT)
Wow, somehow I missed the lesbian elephant wedding. I can't believe that there such a large community of lesbian elephants - has there been any research on this phenomenon?