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Title: The Prelude To Cotton


Fanny - June 8, 2006 12:28 PM (GMT)

Wow. New place.

<does a wee on the floor to mark territory>

We'll make cotton soon, but we have said we will wait for Rosa to return from the jungle so that she can name it.

After all, Pikeys was a stroke of (her) genius, and we need the same golden touch here.

SUNNY! Weather is so purdy, we're off to make babies in the sunshine, and choose office clothes for moi (les lesbienne lawyyyer).

Much love to all. :boobies


Helki - June 8, 2006 06:17 PM (GMT)
Blood and sludge it's surfaced! Exams over now are they?

Thought you'd followed Rosa to the jungle! Just watch that sunshine, it can play havoc with your hormones.

Can't stop, must go see what Stiry has put on the Sporty thread. :rofl

Helki - June 21, 2006 10:00 PM (GMT)

I see Lavvy's registered.

Can we expect some pearls of wisdom from her fingers, or is she waiting for the wanderer's return as well?

Good to have you back, ( both), so when you can! :hug2

Lav - June 22, 2006 10:54 AM (GMT)
Pearls of wisdom? I wish.

Hello. How blows the wind?

Helki - June 23, 2006 10:41 AM (GMT)


Squally at the moment I'm afraid.

Fanny - June 25, 2006 03:52 PM (GMT)
What's squally mean?

:rolleyes:

Helki - June 25, 2006 09:32 PM (GMT)
Squall:- sudden strong wind! /Brief, violent windstorm, usually with rain.:eek Therefore, very unsettled at the moment.

Mr H in the hossy, but on the mend. :)

Next time look it up yourself, lazy sod. :lol1

nz bad girl - June 26, 2006 08:10 AM (GMT)
Hiya Fanny and Lav!

What are you guys up to?

Fanny - June 27, 2006 07:54 PM (GMT)

Well, I've just passed my driving test. :D
So I'm driving around, trying to be careful and observe and not crash and die.

Lavvy is coming to see me tomorrow, and we are going to have such fun. Oh yes, oh yes.

nz bad girl - June 28, 2006 12:08 AM (GMT)
Sounds good. :D

I missed 2 trains this morning. I really should learn to drive.

Helki - June 28, 2006 09:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Fanny @ Jun 27 2006, 07:54 PM)
Well, I've just passed my driving test.  :D
So I'm driving around, trying to be careful and observe and not crash and die.



Do the good people of Oxford know this or are they sublimely unaware of the danger they are in? :eek

I trust Lavvy has come armed with a crash helmet and all those protectors that skateboarders normally wear? :huh:

Fanny - July 22, 2006 10:02 PM (GMT)

Helki, you wanna shut that mouth of yours? Eh? Eh?

I will fart on your head unless you take it back. I am a good driver.

Man, I miss you lot. I miss cotton. I miss shenanigins.

I've been printing photos today. Lots and lots. Need to buy an album to put them all in. I have a new photo album per season. I still have lots more photos to take and print for this summer, so I can't choose my photo album until I know how many photos I have. See, there is logic in this head.

OH, have I told you about my new car? It's vey cool. Mama bought it for me. Metallic green 1.4 VW polo, electric sunroof that spans the length of the car (much like a convertible, but obviously not quite), the most amazing sony CD system, power steering, electric windows. S'my baby. I called it Georgie.

Tell me all the news, please.

Lav - July 23, 2006 05:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Fanny @ Jul 22 2006, 11:02 PM)
OH, have I told you about my new car? It's vey cool. Mama bought it for me.  Metallic green 1.4 VW polo, electric sunroof that spans the length of the car (much like a convertible, but obviously not quite), the most amazing sony CD system, power steering, electric windows.  S'my baby.  I called it Georgie.

"Georgie"? Georgie? That's news to me. Crikey, you sad cow.

Lav - July 23, 2006 05:29 PM (GMT)
How do you delete posts?

Helki - August 4, 2006 07:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Fanny @ Jul 22 2006, 10:02 PM)
1)Helki, you wanna shut that mouth of yours? Eh? Eh?

2)I will fart on your head unless you take it back.  I am a good driver.



3)I've been printing photos today.  Lots and lots.  Need to buy an album to put them all in.  I have a new photo album per season.  I still have lots more photos to take and print for this summer, so I can't choose my photo album until I know how many photos I have.  See, there is logic in this head.



1) Life would be extremely dull if I kept my mouth shut. It was a polite enquiry, nothing more: nothing less! :lol1

2) And just how do you propose to do that? Eh? Eh?
I take it your legs are not 5'6" long, nor can you fly? I sure as hell ain't lying down so that you can accomplish the task so, :guns to you!

3) Are you a people, piccie photographer or,
a scenic, snapshot snapper? Either way let's be seeing some. You can start with the bedroom. :) Logic? you passed GCSE maths then?

Lavvy, if you read this, I don't think you can delete on here. I had a similar problem when I double posted. Stiry suggested editing the whole message out and leaving an appropriate smilie. I would recommend :hammer

Take care young ones, cripes I sound like Sir Cliff. :dazzler




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