PG can handle the words lips and hips in the same sentence :rofl

Loves umbrellas and raincoats, and has a large and extensive collection of them

hates writing little poems and can never come up with a quick one

Trying so hard to write in verse
a little lie about Sue
but I'm suffering from writers block
and don't know what to do :(

She hates her music...
can't stand muppets,
and isn't keen on mystery.
hmmm let's think about this a while..
that's not just one lie.. i
it's three :)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

brilliant!!!!! oops I mean ...ahem terrible poem! (this is the lie thread)
Does this mean i have to post 3 lies about you?

and why do we seem to be the only 2 posting when PG requested this thread again?!

If you can think of three lies about me,
then post them do ....feel free :rolleyes:
we need someone else to post here too
i'm running out of lies about you.

:o :o :o :o :o

Does NOT like Helen, and would prefer to *snog* Nikki anyday!!!!

*teehee*

Is straight as a pencil !

<giggle>

HATES the French ~ and LOVES her coffee blonde!!! :lol:

hates Amber with a passion and thinks that yanks don't swear at all

CANNOT stand Bad Girls because she's a staunch Conservative who hated homosexuality in general, let alone in the media.

Hates Star Trek and anything remotely related to anything sci-fi

has NEVER broken into a bar and stole the RED BULL machine

HATES listening to me sing.

has never been in a car accident

Is one of the oldest people on the board.

has never been known to chat to a first time skyper.

is still a skype virgin

Hates cheese & crackers, PB&J, and pop tarts.

Lives in a town where everyone makes sacks!

Hates watching the Bill, and specially can't stand Sam Nixon.

Has no rules regarding under-age drinking and would happily serve a 16 year old lots of alcoholic cocktails :)

Hates me making her NON ALCOHOLIC cocktails, finds them horrible! :o

Makes the most boring non-alkey cocktails and puts absolutely NO effort into them - won't even put a fancy umbrella or sparkler in them!

Didnt empty the bar with fellow muppets and then go on to blame :aship

Was not one of the people who started emptying the bar and then dragged me in on it too.

Was forced in to helping with the raid! :eek

Stuck by me all the way down to Larkhall YO Prison

HATED being cuffed up!

was glad she wasn't there cuffed up with me :lol:

Is NOT easily led in to things! :lol1

Hates talking 16 year old girls into theiving booze!

HATES talking 23 year old girls in to thieving booze! :lol1

Is REALLY mean, although DID get me away from Larkhall YO

Does not come in and out of the bar like a whirlwind! :rolleyes:

WILL be left in my company for the next few hours, because i DO NOT have anywhere to go. I DON'T have to go and get ready now because I am NOT having a barbeque and water fight tonite! :D

is good at lieing! :lol1

p.s Have a good time hunni (im not lying on that part!) :hug2

holds up this lying game VERY well


(P.S. Bye - no lie!)

Loves Iced Tea :rolleyes:

:o Blasphemy!!!


Hates Bad girls :huh: