Are you like a certain male in my life who insists on pulling his scoot to bits the night before a bleeding rally?

Yeah we all do the usual checks but he has lil bits all over the place...grrrr

:rolleyes:

no i go wing and a prair :D

I'll check tyre pressure n tread and all lights, thats about it.

Mind you I thought you were asking about havin a wank, the answer would be YES!

I like to have a wank on the way to a rally. :blink:

I once had a piss while riding along the motorway ay 2am. Zip open, cock out, visor covered in my own piss.................Still, i think i did quite well.

Nothing like a good Sherman the night before. Helps me get to sleep ^_^

Safer too!

I've made the mistake of going to a rally with the horn............Oh the istakes i've made. :(

I once met a girl at a rally with a face like this:



And an arse like this:





Did i fuck her?.................................Course i did!!! :shag

iv had a few old boilers in my tent over the yrs lol
all part of the fun :eat:

known as a BOBFOC : Body Of Baywatch Face Of Crimewatch

or in your case a bob fuck bobfoc :D

Pretty much EVERY bloke at a scooter rally looks as rough as fuck, unfortunately. Good job for you lot we're not that fucking shallow then isn't it, and we give the odd pity fuck! hahahahahaha!

....and as to Tara's real question, No Sean doesn't even check if his tyres have any air in them, oil, petrol or fuck all checks in fact, he waits until we're just about to leave. :angry:

Luckily i'm ugly as fuck. If i was handsome i'd have felt real hard done by.






(the woman i married is beautiful, but thankfully without good taste. :D )

in early 80's none of our little club had a tent, that was a birds job. you just tried to pull and get a warm place to sleep.
if you go for the fugly's early, it avoids disapointment later ;) . well that was then, these days i am more diserning, any of the fine ladies on hear, got space in thier rooms for Sbw4 Roare in febuary. LOL :) see smooth barstard me, thats the way! :banging

I have been known to still be working on my scooter the night before and even the morning I am due to leave, not often but sometimes jobs don't go right.
I was working on my LML til midnight the thursday before Woolacombe, then from 5.30 to 9 am next morning.
I was bathed, packed & met my mates at 10.15 when I was due at 10.
Not bad considering I had most of the front end off that morning wiring in the new headlight fairing & re-working the headset clamp.

I never had a tent, which expains so much. :doh

yes i suffer badly from arthritis too. lol

That thoughtful and sympathetic nature isn't one that's exclusive to women.
<_<

Two flat tyres, seized dust caps, no petrol.... still got there only a few hours after you didn't I? I only had a week off to sort it beforehand, so I can't understand what all the fuss is about.
:rolleyes:

I kick the tyres, grab each wheel to make sure its not going to fall off and thats about it :)

ive had to nick that arse for another site .... its soooooooo bloody hypnotic

As I use my scoot every day, I don't touch it ^_^ , apart from bunging on my very rusty back rack.

well that got me far the cunts keep changing the fucker.... fucking mirkins and their fascist rules :demon2








now back to the original thread

:o That certain male was only doing a rear hub seal change when something decided too move inside the casings :wacko: thankfully 4hrs later it was all sorted ;)

I always do most pre rally checks the day before :P

Only thing I check is the RAC card is in the pocket.



Never got married for nothing you no, usually its Wyn it not working & my nails arent dried yet, be a pet will you!!!! lol :banging

I have a long range tank and a flip front lid, so I do all my checks whilst everyone else is stopping for a fag or filling up :whistle

you forget you even had afiddle with it while outside my stall sorting out a petrol leak

by the way did it work?

It got me home but was still weeping, I got some 4.5mm cork gasket material and made a new one, that should sort it.