Title: Your favorite jokes! :yahoo:
Dick Hertz - July 28, 2005 04:38 AM (GMT)
I don't know if a thread like this has been started here, but I thought, why not post some of our favorite jokes?
I read this one a few days ago, and thought it ws hilarious....
Two men were talking about their families:
1st man - "My grandfather had a wooden leg!"
2nd man - "That's NOTHING! My uncle had a cedar chest!" LOL!
My all-time favorite joke is....
What did Abraham Lincoln say after waking up from being drunk for five days?
"I freed WHO?!?!?!"
Okay, let's see YOUR favorite jokes!:) :yahoo:
DinosauR - August 2, 2005 06:57 AM (GMT)
How about Carl Hanratty's joke (Catch Me If You Can)?
- Knock knock
+ who is it?
- f**k yourself!
:rotf2:
Dick Hertz - February 8, 2006 12:53 AM (GMT)
You mean it's been almost a year, and NO ONE has a JOKE!?!
Y'all must be the most humourless people around! :D :yahoo:
Anakin McFly - February 8, 2006 07:23 AM (GMT)
Film music is a serious matter ! ;)
Lee - February 8, 2006 07:57 AM (GMT)
ESB - February 8, 2006 08:31 AM (GMT)
Ok then.
How does a German open an oyster?
He knocks hard with his fist on the oyster and shouts AUFMACHEN!!!
:D
Dimitri - February 8, 2006 08:53 AM (GMT)
HAHAHAHAH :tooth: :bounce: :rotf2:
iLLumination - February 8, 2006 01:12 PM (GMT)
hm, maybe I dont understand this joke or it isnt funny :/
my english skills are too low to tell my favourite jokes :(
ESB - February 8, 2006 02:30 PM (GMT)
It's a teasing joke with a connection to World War II when German soldiers wanted to search inside houses and loudly knocked on doors of people's homes and shouted the now famous words AUFMACHEN! That's kind of a prototype image of a German soldier in WW II. It's kind of hilarious to think that Germans still do that with opening oysters :D
Ah well, the joke is best when you tell him and actually hit your fist on a table and shout AUFMACHEN!!!
I thought let's tease all those German film music lovers over here :tongue:
Predatorfan - February 8, 2006 03:14 PM (GMT)
What are 2000 lawyers at the bottom of a sea?
A good start!
iLLumination - February 8, 2006 04:30 PM (GMT)
i try to tell you one^^
a man crosses a cemetry and he sees 2 people who have sex. he goes to the lovers and knocks the male on the shoulder and says: "can i try her, too?", the lover replies:"shut up and dig for your own girl"
Pogel - February 8, 2006 07:24 PM (GMT)
Hey, just recently I updated my signature:
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor."
This is kinda the follow up on that:
" What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major."
And this one is funny too:
" How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)"
Just go to
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/