A special place for girlfriends, wives, groupies and cross-dressing men to hang out and talk about us blokes.

Hovver, Helen, Leslie, Ms Chris (sorry don't know your name), Sally Bit T1ts....

This means you.........

How about a pets' section....

Footy for Birds: Lesson 5: Offside Rule Explained

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and
sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper
and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, whilst
it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the
shoes.

Always remember that until the purse had actually been thrown it would be
plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

When are these bints gonna start posting ??

I agree, every man and his cat have managed to post something, so where are the s.l.a.g.s ?????

This was sent by 'Ange' on the Myspace doodah thingy....

Counselling...

A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 13 years of increasingly
Turbulent marriage.

The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade

Listing every problem they have ever had in the 13 years they've been
Married.

Endlessly, she goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counsellor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
Wife and kisses her passionately.

The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze with a big smile on her face.

The counsellor turns to the husband saying "This is what your wife needs at
Least three times a week. Can you do it?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies "Well, I can drop her off here
On Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I ride my bike"

If Women ruled the world

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I think i've popped a SLAG cherry! :blink:

After reading the comments on here i thought i best write a message to my fellow SLAGS!
So hello there....where are the rest of the SLAGS?

I've now learnt about the offside rule so many thanks. So when will you fuckers learn learn to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN????????????????? :angry:

:D :D :D :P :D :D :D

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Just a couple of recipes for the Running Man and his beautiful wench.

Carrot, Coriander & Cashew Salad. (great with jacket spuds)

Lightly toast 85g(3oz) of cashews under a hot grill or oven for a few minutes until golden in colour. Peel and grate 4 carrots, add the juice of half a lemon and stir well. Add the cooled cashew nuts and 4 table spoons of fresh chopped coriander leaves. Toss well!! Season with black pepper.


Sweet Corn & Avocado Salsa

200g (7oz) sweet corn kernels
1 tablespoon finely diced red onion
Half red pepper deseeded & finely chopped
1 large tomato skinned (optional), deseeded and finely diced
small handfull fresh coriander finely chopped
little bit of salt and black pepper
1 Ripe avocado, peeled and diced
3 tablespoons of lime of lemon juice

Mix sweetcorn, onion, red pepper, tomato, fresh coriander, salt & pepper together.
Add lemon juice to avocado (stops it going black). Gently combine the lot together.
We have this wrapped in a plain omelet and it is divine. :wub:

Thanks for that, I'll try the salad in the week (we're suppesed to be doing veggie all week, pah...)

Because you love the Images I've posted so much, here's another...