Title: The Champ
Description: One too many blows to the head...
Skwid - October 3, 2005 05:59 PM (GMT)
Hey everybody, it's me...THE CHAMP. Ever since I've been THE CHAMP, I've been losin' it....
Y'know, the other day I was out with Mrs. CHAMP...shopping, you know. We had a party...a get-together we were throwing, and we needed the usual supplies. Mrs. CHAMP thought it would be a good idea to pick up some fruit...maybe make a nice dip or something, I don't know.
ANYway...we ran into my buddy there, 'Knuckles' Muldoon. 'Knuckles' isn't too bright, y'know, but he's a good friend. Anyway, Mrs. CHAMP was looking over some Honey Dews, and 'Knuckles' says, "Hey CHAMP...looks like your wife's got a couple o' prize melons, there."
I says..."Pardon...?"
He says, "HEY CHAMP...LOOKS LIKE YOUR WIFE'S GOT A COUPLE O' PRIZE MELONS, THERE."
WELL! I LOSE IT! I SNAP!
I headfake him with a head of lettuce, and the turnip goes for it! Uppercut...FLURRY to the solarplexes...and he's lying there in the onions, beggin for a cleanup in aisle two...and I say, "How's THAT, 'Knuckles'...is that Hey CHAMP...looks like your wife's got a couple o' prize melons, there enough for ya?"
Ever since I've been THE CHAMP...
Silverbolt - October 3, 2005 06:51 PM (GMT)
DJsooGuy - October 3, 2005 07:30 PM (GMT)
Skwid, this is the worst biography of me that I have ever seen.
F++
Myrdaal - October 3, 2005 11:29 PM (GMT)
Skwid - October 4, 2005 05:39 AM (GMT)
I grew up listening to Q107. For over ten years they've been running 'The Champ'.
Maybe you have to hear it for it to be funny. :tongue:
The Champ Looshkin - October 6, 2005 02:32 AM (GMT)
Oh........kay. You know Skwid, I've got friends that can help you. Friends in white coats.
Axel - October 6, 2005 02:42 AM (GMT)
Looshkin - October 6, 2005 02:47 AM (GMT)
El Stormo - October 6, 2005 09:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Looshkin @ Oct 6 2005, 04:32 AM) |
| Oh........kay. You know Skwid, I've got friends that can help you. Friends in white coats. |
I agree. Let's call them.
Nokomis - October 6, 2005 12:53 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skwid @ Oct 4 2005, 12:39 AM) |
I grew up listening to Q107. For over ten years they've been running 'The Champ'.
Maybe you have to hear it for it to be funny. :tongue:
The Champ |
Never mind them Skwid. That is funny. Go Champ!
:rofl:
Skwid - October 6, 2005 06:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Nokomis @ Oct 6 2005, 08:53 AM) |
| QUOTE (Skwid @ Oct 4 2005, 12:39 AM) | I grew up listening to Q107. For over ten years they've been running 'The Champ'.
Maybe you have to hear it for it to be funny. :tongue:
The Champ |
Never mind them Skwid. That is funny. Go Champ!
:rofl:
|
Y'know...I somehow knew that YOU'D 'get it', Noki. ;)
Myrdaal - October 6, 2005 06:56 PM (GMT)
She's actually just pretending to, its a conspiracy.
Skwid - October 7, 2005 05:57 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Myrdaal @ Oct 6 2005, 02:56 PM) |
| She's actually just pretending to, its a conspiracy. |
You wish. :tongue:
Noki wubs me. :)
Silverbolt - October 7, 2005 10:22 AM (GMT)
You DO realise you have two references to Oral Sex in the Topic description, right?
Nokomis - October 7, 2005 12:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Silverbolt @ Oct 7 2005, 05:22 AM) |
| You DO realise you have two references to Oral Sex in the Topic description, right? |
Hey! I know more than blow! Shut up! :wwe:
It's like making fun of Mike Tyson. So easy to do. Too easy sometimes....
Yes Skwid, I wub you :wub: