I start this thread in practically every forum I attend (I guess I'm just curious on how members "hear" words). So here goes:

Here's how this game works:
First poster puts up a real word (optional: that s/he thinks could be misread or defined in a funny way), second poster puts up a whacky definition (optional: and use it in a sentence) and then post another word for the next poster to take a shot at, and so on.

For example:
1st post: sophisticated

2nd post: An uncomfortable lack of air.
eg: Please open a window, I am getting sophisticated.
Tuscaloosa

3rd post: What an Italian dentist will say to an elephant.
discombobulate


Got it?
Okay, start with this word:

google

...I don't get it.

ZOMG I FUCKED UR GAYME!!!

Wait...Game.

Google: To search for porn.

My word: Illustrious

Illustrious: A person in a constant state of intense, sexual desire.

next word: bloom

Bloom: when used in conjunction with Orlando, defines poorly acting individual.

Next one: reciprocate

reciprocate: to act coldly towards someone.

next word: inexorable

inexorable: unable to make excrement; constipated

next word: heath

Heath: shortened form of Heathcliff, a crap knock off of Garfield.

My Word: Billabong.

Billabong: A Hawaiian device used in the "partaking" of the "fancy leaf".

Next word: Funkatronic

Funkatronic: A state of utter bliss resulting from listening to too much teen pop. eg. I'm soo funkatronic!!!

Word: Preceptor

perceptor: a person who performs circumcisions

next one: Procrastinator

Procrastinator: unwilling anti-conservative.

Inoculate.

Inoculate: the act of looking away or being told to look away.
e.g.: "Hey are you staring at my breast? I want you to inoculate."

next: binary

Binary: almost bisexual, as in, 'look at that guy. Maybe he's not bi, but he's binary at least.

Coruscating

Coruscating: posessing Jedi Council-like qualities

next one: catatonic

Catatonic: A state of mind brought on byan overdose of Catnip, i.e. "That guy is nuts, he must be catatonic."

Spooning

Spooning: A ritual practiced by many fat people (consists of arranging spoons in various mystical patterns), which is believed to bring them abundant fridges.

Next one: dogmatic.

Dogmatic: The art of tying dogs to manually operated lawn mowers, and setting them loose on the neighbourhood.

Concession

Concession: The process of surrendering con artists to the justice system.

You have to post another word for us to play with, Mati.

Here, I'll do it for you:

lollipop

Lollipop: To accrue money from the sale of carbonated soft drinks.

Galvonise

Damn, I forgot :rofl:

Galvonize: A not so common misspelling of the title of a downright horrible song by an undisclosed number of DJ's who are widely known for releasing godawful music.

Analyzation

Analyzation: see "Sodomy"

Didactic.

Didactic: Former drama student.

Next up: Hormone

Hormone: An unusual situation in which a prostitute apparently enjoys herself during sex.
eg. "Well, I paid, and we were doing it, and the hormone."

Next: Detour

Detour: when used in conjunction with 'Artour', denotes robotic creature with bleepy language.

Invertebrate.

invertebrate: inside-out or backwards
e.g.: Why are you wearing your shirt invertebrate?

next: nomad

Nomad: Opposite of Mad.

Next: characature

Caricature - A small sling used for the convenient transportation of felines.

My word:

Devolved

Devolved: having your gun taken away from you.

Iridescent.

Iridescent: The pratice of riding a bloodhound during a murder investigation.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

- a synonym of supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

next: quaint

Quaint - to cause severe pain in the groin area of another.

Example: Tom got quainted by Jeff after stealing Sarah from Frank.


Jubilate

Jubilate - to suck a Jolly Rancher. E.g.: Sam did jubilate the sweet candy.

Calculate

calculate: the use of a cell phone to berate someone who has not arrived at the appointed time

next: tangential

tangential = posessing the qualities of a tangerine

next one: tetrapode (sorry if I messed up the spelling)

Tetrapode: A serious problem in the early 1990's caused by the first Russian computer game that didn't contain potatoes.

Invulnerable

Invulnerable - An obscure regional word meaning: to posess the qualities of small pieces of rock:

Eg: That food was invulnerable.

Somnambulist

Somnambulist: Person with a strange salmon sexual fethish.

Medula Oblongata

Medula Oblongata - a very rare and highly prized Olympic reward which, instead of the ususal circluar shape, adopts a rectangular form to allow for more text on the back.

Only awarded in extreme cicumstances, when the individual concerned has won everything they've entered and successfully passed the resultant drugs screening.

Charcuterie