Here is how this contest goes: this is the promotional picture for the the third album of a band. I want you guys to tell me about this band. What genre are they? How'd they meet? What were their former singles and albums? Tell me anything and everything you feel like making up about these people.

The winner will be chosen based on creativity and relevence to the picture (or irrelevence, I don't exactly know how this will play out yet).

Make it one paragraph, make it a whole novel, I don't care.


FABULOUS PRIZES AWAIT!

I saw them in concert once. They either play thrash metal or emo, I can't remember, I was drunk and I hit my head really hard in the mosh pit. I do know that the woman has emotional problems, she sang a true story about how she tried to stab her brother with a fork. I remember that...
The tall guy in the middle is a very serious dark kind of person. Don't know much about him, as he spent the concert just trying to find the right chord, the one that would truly express how deep he felt about life. The band couldn't play any songs untill he got it right.
The fat guy on the left, he sells insurance. He met the woman at the hospital when he was trying to sell her brother life insurance when he was in the emergency room after she stabbed him. They have been inseperable since then. Maybe just because he thinks he'll get more clients hanging around an emotionaly strung violent person. IMHO.
That's all I can remember, and I could have that wrong, because I think the woman who sang at the concert I was at, had blond hair and was a lot shorter.

The Heatherflowers are a colourful ensemble of à capella singers. Their act is based on three characters, which are played by the band.

Christmas Faerie (on left in picture) sings the happy melodies. She is instantly recognizable due to the fact that she is a woman. Both other members have tried frantically to get her into bed, but she has proudly proclaimed only to like big black cock. She is typically dressed in happy colours, and often decorated with a Christmas floral arrangement to remind the world of her happy nature, as well as herself, because she's been a bit forgetful ever since the frontal lobotomy. Incidentally, this lobotomy had the advantage of making the inane grin on her face permanent. The drawback is that she tends to release immense farts, always to the right.

Flatulent Face, in the middle, is a bit of a misnomer, since the flatulent one is obviously Christmas Faerie. Flatulence Face's name stems from his permanent expression of having violent bowel upheaval but never getting any release. Oddly, his face does not change when Christmas Faerie blasts out a fruity fart in his direction (proven by this picture). Flatulent Face typically sings the role of the evil villain, partially due to his menacing pinched stare, and partially due to his vocal sounds which are reminiscent of a vomiting bonobo. To his dismay, Flatulent Face is always placed on the right side of Christmas Faerie when pictures are taken, since he has been spotted on three seperate occasions with his manhood out of his pants on pictures.

Short Tie is the third member of the group, usually responsible for singing the part of the inept, slightly ludicrous hero. His voice has the typical sound of a young boy, due to the fact that he always plays pocket pool when around Christmas Faerie, but never fails to hurt his privates when an unwholesome fart erupts in his direction. Even his hairstyle has reconciled with the fact that he will always be farted upon from the left-hand side. Has had numerous clashes with Flatulent Face concerning which is beter, short ties or turtlenecks. Insists on wearing his shirt outside of his pants to cover his ample belly, and always shines a flashlight below his chin when filmed.

For the sake of ontopicness, I'm going to proclaim Stormy the winner before I tell you about my BIG WEIRD COICIDENCE!

So I'm eating vast amounts of halloween candy and watching blue man group videos on google when I notice "hey. this cover they do of 'I feel love'.... I've totally seen that singer somewhere before."

So I wikipedia it. Turns out that she is the lead singer of Venus Hum, THE BAND RIGHT UP THERE.

The point of this story is: she was wearing the coolest dress, it had lights and shit on it.

We weren't too far off the mark. Congratulations Stormy :trophy: