Danggg.
You have ALL the pictures.
How did you get those?
You have the white leather jacket, leather pants... You know how embarassing those SHOULD be?
But I'm YOUR dad, remember?
I don't get embarassed.
-insert evil laughter-
And that detective hat of mine rocks, it's not gay. And Todd would slap you silly for using that word like that.
I'm also a very good singer.
Seriously, it's sad, I have one of those little girlie man voices that people get all starry eyed for.
Not cool.
And the Elvis impression... I try to do that everytime I eat cereal.
Just kidding.
Wish I could get you back for this.
PS.
I am wearing clothes in that picture. What a shame.
Just kidding again.