Title: My mom turned into a pokemon
Description: Hercules, Inuyasha and Pokemon CO
Saku-Tatsuya - May 24, 2007 12:32 AM (GMT)
Remember Super Shippo world? Well I gave up on that one since I decided to write something better. This will have more humor and more of an interesting plot.
Part 1
*It was a nice lovely day in some city. A young boy goes off to find a pokemon, he is accompinied by a girly man person named Jakotsu*
Jakotsu: Duokotsu, what are you searching for? We've been out here for days.
Duokotsu: Heh, I'm searching for a Ninetails.
Jakotsu: OO; why?
Duokotsu: *Smirks* Oh you'll see.
*Soon the two come face to face with a white fox that has nine tails. His eyes glow red as he sees the two approaching.*
Duokotsu: >__< He is so cute.... NINETAIL! *glomps ninetails*
Jakotsu: ^^; *Thinking: I'd soil my pants if I were him*
Duokotsu: You so cute!
Ninetails: *Glares at Duokotsu* NINE!
Duokotsu: I've read so much on you, it's awesome!
Ninetails: >__>
Duokotsu: *Goes behind Ninetails and pulls a tail* HEEHE! >:3
Ninetails: O____O
Jakotsu: Oh shit....
Duokotsu: XD
Ninetails: *Growls and attacks Duokotsu* TAILS!
Duokotsu: *Laughing*
Ninetails: *Eyes glow red as the beast stay on Duokotsu. Then soon leaves as eyes stop glowing*
Duokotsu: Awe man.
Jakotsu: O__O You're cursed now.
Duokotsu: Prove it.
Jakotsu: Oh I will.
*Later at home...*
Bankotsu: YOU WHAT?????
Duokotsu: That's right, I pulled one of ninetails' tails.
Bankotsu: Do you know what could happen?
Duokotsu: No.
Bankotsu: One of us could be cursed forever. Wait until your mother hears about this.
Duokotsu: She's not going to care.
Bankotsu: Oh she will.
Suikotsu: She'll scream loud enough to shatter glass.
Duokotsu: Okay....
*Saku walks in*
Duokotsu: ^__^ Mommy, I pulled one of Ninetails' tails.
Saku: >__< You better get used to hot places.
Duokotsu: Why?
Saku: CAUSE YOU'LL SOON BE LIVING IN HELL!
Duokotsu: PFFT, whatever.
*Next day Duokotsu wakes up and sees in difference*
Duokotsu: Hah, this whole thing is a joke.
*Jakotsu runs in and smashes the door*
Jakotsu: DUO, LOOK AT YOUR MOM!
Duokotsu: Huh?
Jakotsu: *Holds up an Eevee* SHE TURNED INTO A FREAKING EEVEE!
Duokotsu: So?
Eevee: DUO, THIS IS THE CURSE AND IT'S BEING TAKEN OUT ON ME!
Duokotsu: O__O *Goes to phone* Yeah, I'm calling Hercules. Ah good! *Hangs up* Hercules will be here in just a moment!
Saku: What's calling him going to do about my apperance? I'm an Eevee thanks to a curse.
*Hercules busts in while riding Pegasus*
Hercules: What's the problem here?
Duokotsu: My mom turned into a pokemon!
Hercules: Ummm..... how?
Duokotsu: I don't know.
Jakotsu: HE PULLED NINETAIL'S TAIL!
Hercules: Whoa, now you're asking for it. I cannot just lift a curse that quickly. Heck, I'm not allowed to.
Saku: WHAT?????
Hercules: Sorry Mame, but I can't do anything when it comes to curses.
Saku: Damn it.
Duokotsu: Dang.
Jakotsu: D'OH!
Suikotsu: SHIT!
Bankotsu: Ficken-sei!
Renkotsu: OH BOLLOCKS!
Mukotsu: Crap.
Hercules: But I can tell you how to lift curses.
Saku: YOU DO? :bigeyescry:
Hercules: Yes.
Saku: TELL ME!
*End of part 1*
Jostanos - May 30, 2007 11:36 PM (GMT)
Two words:
Verrry Interrresting. :kittylove: :victory: :excited:
Please continue when you may! ^__^
Saku-Tatsuya - May 30, 2007 11:42 PM (GMT)
IronReaver4058 - May 30, 2007 11:43 PM (GMT)
Uhhhhhhhhhh..... it shows......creativity.....
heeheeheehee XDDD
kikyophobia - May 31, 2007 04:35 AM (GMT)
This made me laugh. Thank you.
Nice job.
Saku-Tatsuya - June 1, 2007 02:44 AM (GMT)
^^ No problem.
This is one of those stories that I write for only humor uses.
Part 2
Hercules: You have to go through 12 labors.
Saku: But... but... I'm just an eevee. I can't do anything like you did.
Hercules: Oh no, not the same ones that I did. The ones you have to do are the ones that you have to beat the crap out of pokemon like Rayquaza.
Duokotsu: O__O R-R-r-RAYQUAZA????
Bankotsu: Are you people crazy? A simple eevee like Saku can't fight a pokemon like Rayquaza.
Hercules: An eevee that was previously human can.
Jakotsu: I still doubt it.
Suikotsu: Even if it were possible, it'll never work out for Saku. She can hardly function in that eevee body.
Saku: So if I were to go up against pokemon like Rayquaza, then I'd die.
Hercules: No you won't. Pokemon is rated G, you can't possibly die. The worse damage you can get is a few scratches.
Duokotsu: I'm sorry mommy!
Saku: -_- I highly doubt that you are.
Renkotsu: So, Saku, want me to go get the computer so that you can buy weapons off of Ebay?
Saku: No, you broke the last one.
Renkotsu: ... Oh yeah.
Duokotsu: So Hercules, what do we do?
Hercules: WE VISIT KYOGRE!
Saku: O__O K-K-K-k-KYOGRE?????
Hercules: The only one who knows how to fully break curses.
Duokotsu: Even Ninetails curses?
Hercules: ^__^ Even that.
Saku: wowzarz! I think that this will be a big turn of my entire life.
Bankotsu: ^^;;; So... What can we all do to help?
Hercules: Shichinintai, you're allowed to help Saku out through the twelve labors.
Bankotsu: That sounds.... fun...? (Thinking: Shit, I'm doomed.)
Duokotsu: -_- Now mommy hates me.
Saku: No I don't.
Duokotsu: Yes you do...
Saku: No I don't....
Duokotsu: Yes you do...
Saku: >__< No I don't...
Duokotsu: Yes you do.
Saku: FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T, OKAY?
Jakotsu: Ummm.... Saku? Aren't we being a little.....
Saku: NO!!!
Jakotsu: 0__0 (Thinking: I didn't even finish talking)
Bankotsu: We head out tomorrow.....
Saku: why tomorrow?
Bankotsu: I need to get prepared... (Thinking: Like I'd say I needed time to life my fears away)
Duokotsu: ^^;;
Renkotsu: *slaps Bankotsu with fish* Eat it, it'll bring up good luck for tomorrow.
Bankotsu: Where did you hear that?
Renkotsu: The Green Party told me.
Bankotsu: -_- Do you always listen to Canadian politicians?
Renkotsu: Yes.
Saku: -_-
End of part 2
Jostanos - June 1, 2007 03:31 AM (GMT)
:hilarious: :hilarious: Please continue, Saku! I love this story! :kittylove: :victory: :excited: :hilarious: