Announcer guy:Helllo! fans of naruto! bleach! inuyasha! and more! welcome to the interviews of the century! And heres your host KATIE!

Katie:0.o who the hell are you?! I didn't hire this guy!

Director: well you DID kill miroku! so I hired a shrimp name Ed.

Ed:HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?! I"M tall and SEXY!

Fangirls:AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!we love you!

Katie:ooookkk well heres...inuyasha and...naruto!

Naruto:hello! people!!!! *holding a bowl of ramen*

Katie:O.O *runs towards naruto and tackles him to the ground*

naruto:what the hell are you doing!!!??? *protecting his ramen*

Katie:I'm hungrey I haven't eaten in three days!

Inuyasha:*walks in* oookk! I join in! *jumps in to fight for the ramen*

Ed:STOP!!! *everyone stops even time*

Katie:wha?! *about to punch inuyasha*

naruto: :noodles: MUst eat before they notice I'm eating the noodles.

*stuck in a time freeze* Naruto...you're...dead! I hope Inuyasha and the host kill you very slowly and very painfully! Please, do update.

O.o wow all over some ramen

Katie:*eating the ramen* finally I am eating! :bigeyescry:

naruto: my...ra...men...!!!!! :cryriver:

katie:shut up! * starts drawing*

inuyasha: what are you drawing?! * arms folded*

katie: well since reality doesn't exist in this studio I created a new character *mayu is born*

mayu: heh I want to kill in order to exsit! * kills the diertor*

katie:hooo yyyyyyeeeaaahhh!!!!!!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naruto: *grabs garra* heres a girl who relates to you!

garra: *see mayu and mayu see him.* hey wanna go to the sand villiage/

mayu; yeah * holds hand*

naruto: what in uncle sams name happened?!

katie:whos uncle sam?

*hides from Mayu* I...don't want to die! :cryriver:

Mayu:hey garra I wanna see your justu.. lets use it on one of those fangirls.

Garra:...uuuhhhh left or right?

mayu left!!!

Katie:wait! wait!!!! back to the interviews!!!!! *pulls to a diffrent scene* huff puff

Inuyasha: how the hell did she do that?!

*hell comes*

katie: hell!!!! *hugs* yup your still as hot hell!

hell: aw thanks katie!!!!!!!

Inuyasha:*eye twitch* what the hell?!

hell: yes inuysha? hey wait one mintue your supposed to be in hell # 3!!!!!

Naruto: hahahaha!!! the freak has to go to hell!

hell:*turns to naruto* well your stupid!

naruto:maybe...but i'm sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD :cutelaugh:

Uhhh... :chidorisd: Not really, Naruto.

Naruto: You know you like me, believe it!

Me: ...*attacks Naruto* Enough with the 'believe it' thing!

Please update.

O.O um i must ask somethng....does anyone know how to spell all of the bleachs main charaters names?

lol that was great. :dancow: :boxing: :victory: :excited: :kicking:

uuuuuuummmmmm lets see if i can spell any of the names i know that i cant spell all of them though

ICHIGO KUROSAKI
RUKIA KUCHIKI
ORIHIME INOUE
URYU ISHIDA
YASUTORA "CHAD" SADO
KON
BYAKUYA KUCHIKI
MOMO HINAMORI
GIN ICHIMARU
RENJI ABARAI
HANATARO YAMADA
TATSUKI ARISAWA
YUZU KUROSAKI

It would take a while to list every character but just tell me if you need a specific one cuz i have volume 13 and it lists over 140 characters in it

well thank person whom I met!

katie: today I'm divorced yet again!

naruto:well wanna date me?

katie:today were interviiewing....OMG!!!!! ICHIGO KUROSAKI :kittylove: :moji:

Ichigo:what i'm I doing here and why is she drooling?! *points at katie*

Katie:Ichigo!!!!!! he so cute!!!!!

Ichigo: :scaryangry:

*katie leaps at ichigo*

Inluv23:woha katie....I think he to old for you.

Katie:I'm 14 in a half and he's 15!!!!! HES perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sango/sesshomaru:OMFG! :faint:

Ichigo isn't THAT cute. *sees Ichigo fangirls glaring at me with weapons* :mwaha: He's not THAT cute!!! *sees them running towards me* Uhhh... please update. Meanwhile, I'll be WAYYYYY over there. :way: :sweatrun: *is chased by Ichigo fangirls*

this is really good and funny plz update ^.^

(Notice Kay runaway from the Fangirls) O.K................... then.

Zane: TO FUNNY! XD

yeah im in it :victory: :excited: i kinda disappeared in your other one :cryriver:

Ichigo is cute but i agree that he isnt the cutest guy i have ever seen *fan girls stop chasing Kiraragal95 and start chasing me :devil: * uuuhhhmmm i gotta go :sweatrun: bye now *run for my life*

Katie:MY feelings they are crush....oh well time to party!

Inluv23:help!!!!!! me!!!!!!!!!!

katie:say you love ichigo and they leave you alone.

inluv23:I LOVE ICHIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fangirls:NNNNNNNNOOO MUST KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

katie:dr.bob whats the solution to her problem?

Dr.bob:fight them with a gun or a chainsaw...

katie:why not a ichigo plushie?

dr. bob:NO...

xDDD This is really funny ^.^ *notices and Ichigo plushie* MINE *pounces it*

YAY I"M IN IT! XD :cutelaugh:

I'm safe!! :faint:

*pokes my body with a stick* I think she's dead...

*unconcious*

Damn, she's still breathing!

*still running* lol this is funny but if someone else insults ichigo then mabey theyll stop chasing me update soon

who want to be in it?! i'll let anyone join now a days you don't have to do anything but be a joke for everyone...and do nothing and met anmie hot males and if your a boy hot females...

im already in it but id like to meet Sasuke, Inuyasha, or Ed Elric

(Evil Grin) I like to tourter Ed, even though I'm a boy. And I like Belldandy.

Belldandy: You called?

I love you Belldandy!

Urd: (Glares at me)

What?

Urd: (Shots lighting bolts at me)

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away from Urd)

Urd: (Chases me) I THOUGHT YOU LIKE ME!

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL GODDESSES!

Omg I have that show!

urd: where are you?! *searching for bob*

katie:ummm....he went to ohio!

urd:the potato state?! *flys all the way to ohio.*

Dr.bob:thank lord and katies trickoryu!

katie:I have a present for you!

Dr.bob: A RACE CAR?!

katie:NOPE! BELLDANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belldandy:yeah a cute one!

May I join? *gives puppy-dog eyes* Please.

Name: Kay
Race: Dog hanyou
Gender: Female
Age: Inuyasha's age
Hobbies: Bugging Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and other males I don't like such as Sasuke, Naruto, and Naraku.
Family: My cousins Inuyasha and Sesshomaru.

o.0 hate naruto?! I can understand saskue but why naruto?

katie: KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *angry*

kay:yes?

katie: dr.bob!!!!!!!!!!!! quit snu snu and get over here you to inluv23!!!!!!!!!!!!

dr. bob:but belldandy needs my treatment. *grins*

inluv23:*huff puff* I barely made it alive out there katie!

katie:we don't have a dictor....

everyone: damn.

Dr.bob:why not make one.

inlu23:lets make a bunny zombie bat creepy dicretor!!!!!!!!

kay:no a cool hot sexy man to be our dicretor

katie:no than we would be slaves...expect for dr bob of course.

This could be a problem. Hmmm....*thinks on it* *walls breaks* Inuyasha, you're paying for that!!

Damn! Why not the host?

Because I said you had too and I don't like Naruto because I just... don't.

kay:damn inuyasha!

katie:what happened this time?

kay:inuyasha broke a wall

Inuyasha:thats what you get you F****ing cat demon.

katie:fucking?! *angry* oh inuyasha *grabs inuyasha* *goes into closest* you filthy son of a slut fucking bitch!!!! I will kill you until your soul is in hell number 25!

Inuyasja:*runs out of closets* help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

katie:*death glares*

*a hollow comes in with a tie!!!!!*

hollow:hello I like to be the dicretor!

katie:oh hell no!

hollow:I won't eat anyones soul!

Katie:no! *kills the hollow*

kay:how crule....

Drbob:yeah that hollows dead...

I DO feel bad for the hollow, but can I help you kill Inuyasha? Please!!! ^___^ :bigeyescry: Kay will be good, Kay promises! ^^

dont kill inuyasha do you want kagome to kill you cuz she will!!!!!! she can be kinda scary at times :spooky: but then at other times she acts like a little angel :cheer:

katie:but killing is the best thing!

sesshomaru:OMFG get me down from here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *it tied up on a chair hanging over a 30 gallon tub that says acid!*

katie:who do you want to F*** now sesshomaru your F****ing slut bitch rin whore?!

sesshomaru:YOUR THE FUCKING WHORE AROUND HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!

KATIE:NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAA
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIII?! *Pulls lever*

sesshomaru:OMFG help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inuyasha:CAN'T HELP BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

sesshomaru:why?!

inuyasha:I'm being totrue by father and mother and your mom!

inu-papi:BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *SPANKS INU*

Ed:*sitting watching the show* wow this is violent!

kay:you can't watch it shrimp *pulls him away*

Ed:no i'm tall!!!! *mouth foams up* I'M TALL YOU SLUT!!!!!!!!!

kay:*stop* *turns head around* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! TO THE AWESOME KAY?!

Ed:I'm sorry what I meant to say was...*grabs a bullhorn* I'M TALL YOU FUCKING SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kay:you must....DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH MARSHMELLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed:o.0 was that suppose to be a threat?

kay:yes now die to the man eating marshmellows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws him with marshmellows*

Ed:man eating?! 0.0 *marshmellows bite his ears* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I FOUND OUR NEW DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEET Lt. Colonel Maes Hughes! (A.K.A The Guy Who SHows Pictures of his Daughter)

Hughes: HEY EVERYONE! I"M YOUR NEW DIRECTOR!

Meanwhile in Ohio

Urd: . . . HE"S NOT HERE! DAMNIT! KAITE! (Finds a T.V. and returns to studie(sp).

(Makes out with Belldandy in closet) XD

Yay Hughes is the best but........................isnt he dead???? Well i guess that doesnt really matter mabey Ed and Al brought him back :fan: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: :dancow: I like dancing cows :dancow: :dancow: :dancow:

*watching Ed suffer* Muwahahahahahahaha!! :mwaha: ^___^

oh id like to be in this ^.^ uhm my names ali and i want to end up with....ICHIGO!!
im a fox hanyou and i love eating cherries ^.^ and i love beating ppl up who call me ugly or a half breed.

ok welp. urd is back

katie:wha? oh oh hey...urd!

urd:where is my man!

katie:*draws up a new dr.bob a really bad drawing*

ugly drawing of dr bob:hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

urd: :kittylove: fluffy face! *puts his head between her boobs*

udodb:ooooooyeah!

koolaid man:THATS MY LINE! *wrestles the drawing*

Dr.Bob:*cuddles*

belldandy:*cuddles some more*

katie:GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!

*kills the koolaid man* ^_^ I feel better now! Yay!

:cutelaugh:

NEVER! (Closes closet shut)

Hughes: (Shows pictures of his duaghter to Kaite) ISN"T SHE SO CUTE!

lol that was funny but i think i went on vacation during the last couple update. Kinda like i did in inu interview but i like taking vacations i think im in hawaii :victory:

Katie:ooohhhh! you better get out because....I got you a bigger closet for you!