Here at OOC Land, we cater to your OOC needs! Including, OOC stories, OOC stories, and OOC stories!

We (Actually, mostly just me) write these short stories that are so freaking OOC, I named the entire topic after it. So yay.

I've also got some smut/lemon/porn/whatever the hell you wanna call it on my LJ, I might post the links to them because I'm not going to post them on here.

Now to the stories! There will might be an index here to the stories if I get a lot of reviews or comments or spam so that pages are completely random.

Also, I don't put a lot of, serious into these stories. They're all for fun, and not meant to be thought of as a serious story in which they have to have a solid plot and stuff. Sorry if I make fun of characters that you like, but it's fan fiction. Get over it.

HAHA. THIS HAS REACHED 10 STORIES AND NEARLY 5 PAGES. I BELIEVE IT'S TIME FOR AN INDEX! -PROUD-

Links are coloured, but still there fyi. PURPLE LINKS ARE STRIKEOUT PIER FICS*.

Story 1 - Ichimaru Is Very Good At Hiding Relationships (Below)
Story 2 – Kira Izuru Meets Fangirls
Story 3 – Hitsugaya And Hinamori Should Not Have Kids
Story 4 – Kuchiki Byakuya Does Not Handle Sugar Well
Story 5 - Byakuya-Sama
Story 6 – A Day in The Life Of Yachiru
Story 7 – Komamura And The Chat Speak
Story 8 – Ulquiorra + Grimmjow = Lots Of Pen.is Grabbing
Story 9 – Wake Up Princess Momo!
Story 10 – Happy New Years!
Story 11 - Princess Yachiru And Grimm!Kitty
Story 12 - Let Down Your Long And Not To Mention Growing At A Freakishly Fast Pace Hair!
Story 13 - Unnamed
Story 14 - Hitsugaya And His Hidden Secrets
Story "15" - Follow Your Zanpakutou!
Story 16 - Sake

Strikeout Pier is

STORY 1. ICHIMARU IS VERY GOOD AT HIDING RELATIONSHIPS.


Ichimaru Gin was a sneaky bit.ch. Most people found him annoying, scary, even freaky. He seemed so obvious, leaving clues leading him to be the suspect time after time again. And yet he had managed to have 2 lovers, when most of the Shinigami couldn’t even get 1. With the way he acted, most if not all people would be amazed at how easily he kept one partner from finding about the other. He managed to hide it from everybody in the Seireitei as well. He was smart; and he knew it.

So did Matsumoto Rangiku; and damn did Ichimaru love Matsumoto. But no matter how much he loved her, she still didn’t know the depth of his intelligence though.

His second was Aizen Sousuke; his other lover. He knew Ichimaru even better than Matsumoto herself. He had known Ichimaru for less than half the time Matsumoto had, and somehow he knew him better. Aizen probably knew Ichimaru better than ever Ichimaru did.

It had been this way for at least a year. The beauty of being a captain, he had the excuse he had to do paperwork to see the other.

Though, too bad for Ichimaru, there was one day that Hinamori apparently had something to talk to Aizen about something. She screamed, loud and high pitched, stuttering both their names. After all, Aizen’s hakama was almost half way off, and Ichimaru’s was even farther off. They were laying together, lips locked, panting and sweating. They really looked into each other.

The first person Hinamori told was Izuru. From there it spread like wildfire. Until it reached Matsumoto. Truly, Matsumoto had no idea who to madder at, Aizen or Ichimaru. Of course, she loved Ichimaru and was hurt by how he had cheated on her, but she also almost understood. Now if it had been another woman, there would have been much more to it.

Matsumoto pretended to forget the entire thing, and Aizen and Ichimaru pretended that it had plain never happened. At least, until the day that Matsumoto ran into Aizen; literally. Ever since he had found out that Ichimaru had been with Matsumoto, (which he learned though the gossip of some of the louder Shinigami) he had never been at all friendly to her.

“Watch where you are going Matsumoto.” He replied with a deathly tone.

“Take your own advice Aizen.” She spat back.

From there, they really couldn’t stand each other. They pulled their Zanpakutous out, summoning both.

(They fought for a while, but I suck at fight scenes, therefore, I’m not writing it.)

“Hey hey, what is all the fighting for?” Ichimaru asked, looking to the sky watching them battle.
They looked to him, pausing exactly where they were.

“Look, there’s no reason to fight over me now is there?” He continued.

Both Aizen and Matsumoto decided it was a stupid reason to fight. After all, Ichimaru was bi, and neither could keep him completely satisfied. So in the end, Matsumoto and Aizen both married Ichimaru, and they all lived happily ever after.





*Also, Patriot, this is all Bleach fan fiction, so it's not a bunch of different animes like I originally planned. Hope it's still fine.

crapp....you should make it inuyasha, bleach, and FMA.

Well I was talking to Patriot about this, and he said that if I were to make a bunch of short stories for a bunch of different animes, it would be confusing for readers to try and sift though them, so I should make them all different topics, and I don't feel like doing that, so I'm sticking with Bleach for the time being.

xDDDDD

Threesome marriage in the end.

It wasn't a threesome exactly. Aizen married Ichimaru, Matsumoto married Ichimaru, but Matsumoto and Aizen didn't get married to each other.

I still consider it threesome for Ichimaru since he gets both. =3

Well yes. Then it is.

Ahem. Speaking of threesome marriages...-Points to both Saku and Ari- :333

Anyways...

Bwuahaha. Good start....Me likey. Yeah, I think if it had of had three different animes or something like that...I would have gotten confused. >>;;
I'm sloow like that.

Update when you can, Ari-poo.

xD I'm almost in a threesome. It's weird...

Awesome idea...

Thanks everybody. I'm working on another story, hopefully it'll be up by tomorrow.

All these stories are not in the same universe or anything unless said so.

This one however IS in the same universe as 'ICHIMARU IS VERY GOOD AT HIDING RELATIONSHIPS'


STORY 2: KIRA IZURU MEETS FANGIRLS.


Kira Izuru was pretty shaken up. Not only had he found out his Taichou was bi. (not to mention the fact that he had both a girlfriend and a boyfriend) But less than a month later, Ichimaru betrayed his trust and left him completely.

He was so lonely. After all, everybody he knew had finally found the courage to admit their feelings to each other. (A/N: - CoughHinamoriAndHitsugaya
Cough-) He was just so lonely. Well, until he found out he had fangirls.

Kira hadn’t know the definition of fear until the day he met one.

“Ohmigod! Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod Oh My God!!!!” She screamed in a high pitched voice, “You’re Kira Izuru!?” She asked in an even more annoying voice.

“Who… Are you?” He asked, almost scared. She wasn’t dressed like a Shinigami, she didn’t have a Zanpakutou, how on earth or the Soul Society would she even know him?

“Ohmigod it is!” she squealed, “I’m Midori and I’m your BIGGEST fan!”

He couldn’t be more scared in his life. Or that’s what he thought.

“Uh no! I’M his biggest fan!” Another girl came up.

After near 5 minutes, there was an entire crowd of girls surrounding Izuru.

“How do you all know me!?” He asked. He defiantly wasn’t popular.

“You’re on this show called Bleach, and you’re like, one of the best characters!” One girl said so perkily, Kira tried to back away. It didn’t work with the crowd.

“He’s not one of the main characters! That’s Ichigo and Rukia! Not Kira!” Another yelled from the back of the crowd.

“I said BEST! Not MAIN characters! You idiot, I’m not THAT stupid!” The other screamed back.

Suddenly, there was a fight that broke out on the street. And guess who was in it? Perky girl and Bad hearing girl.

At least, until one of them started arguing about who’s Kira belong to. Then it turned into a mass fight. Girls pulling on each others hair, some fighting with actual fighting skills, and then there was one between 2 guys. The guy’s fight scared Izuru the most.

Finally, Kira got fed up with it. He pulled out Wabisuke and killed them all.


Kira Izuru learned that day, that he should never go out in public ever again.

xDDDD That was messed up and awesome. I love fanfics about fangirls...

STORY 3. HITSUGAYA AND HINAMORI SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS

Hinamori Momo had the world’s biggest bags under her eyes. Hitsugaya Toushirou’s weren’t much better.

After all, babies are not easy to take care of. Especially when you had 3 at the same time. Twins might have been a bit better because one parent per child, but triplets meant that there was another mouth to feed, another diaper to change, another child to entertain.

Midori, Akako and Tomi. They must have been the cutest babies in all the Seireitei. (Aside from the fact they were the ONLY babies in the Seireitei.) Both Akako and Midori shared their father’s white hair, while Tomi took his mother’s black. Tomi had the teal eyes, and Akako and Midori had their mother’s cocoa brown.

This didn’t relive Hinamori nor Hitsugaya from their work. Days were spent working and taking care of the babies, nights were attempted sleep and more taking care of the babies.

Not to say that Hinamori and Hitsugaya didn’t love their children, they were just more than they could handle at the moment. Not to mention that they always had help from their friends who more than willingly would take care of them for an hour or two.

But one day, Tomi managed to crawl out of his crib. Just as though Hinamori had perfect mother’s intuition, she could tell the moment that he was gone. For the triplets, Hinamori had traded rooms with Matsumoto although she always slept in Hitsugaya’s bed anyways.

She ran into Matsumoto’s room (now the babies’ room) looking all around for Tomi. “Shirou-chan! Tomi’s missing!” She cried, though neither of them had planned for the babies, they still loved them with all their heart.

He sprang out of bed, he couldn’t have gotten very far, after all the door was closed and locked and all Tomi could do was crawl.

They searched for hours on end, 5 in total. Hinamori was in hysterics and sobbing, Hitsugaya was merely worried and scared. It had to have been bad for Hitsugaya to be scared.

He sat down at his desk while Hinamori laid on the couch still crying. Suddenly, there was a giggle, a baby giggle. Hitsugaya looked down. Under his desk, Tomi sat there chewing on what Hitsugaya presumed to be paperwork. He was almost mad; but his joy overpowered that.

“Momo! I found him!” He said grabbing Tomi and bringing him over to Hinamori. Really, she couldn’t have been happier. Tomi giggled, grabbing at his mother’s hair.

Hitsugaya left, bringing Akako and Midori over to see their brother again. And they were a happy family once again.



Hinamori Momo jumped when she woke up. She got dressed as fast as she could, taking off towards 10th division.

“Shirou-chan! I ha-“ She was cut off.

“That’s Hitsugaya-Taichou to you.” The silver hair child prodigy remarked.

“Oh hush up! I had the SCARIEST dream ever!” She began to repeat her dream.

Once she was finished, he simply stood there unable to really comprehend what she had just told him, “...Whut?”

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ROFLMAO WTH!? That was hilarious!!!! Just... so... random and... well written... So awesome!!!!! The best thing was Hitsugaia's last line. '...What?' SO AWESOME!!! xDDD Please write more!!!

I'm glad you liked it. I was cracking up the whole time writing it.

I crack up while writing comedy ALL THE TIME. I'll just be typing away for with a perfectly straight ace, not even realizing that what I'm writing is actually outright hilarious, then I read over what I wrote to make sure I didn't make a stupid mistake and just starting laughing and laughing, and my parents are like, 'She's at it again...'

My dad doesn't look at me funny. He simply tells me to shut the hell up.

Awww.... That sucks. In my opinion, one of the most rewarding things is to be able o read your story over and show your reactions normally.

But well, my parents are so used to me laughing maniacally at random points in time that they don't even notice sometimes.

I hope you have another story on the go!!! I can't wait!!!

make a fic with Yachiru. XD

Yachiru nicknames.


Zaraki=Kenny
Uryuu=Pencil
Orihime=Giggles
Chad=Muscles
(Guys name whom I can't remember.)=Whiskers (currently.)

YES. I SHALL DO THAT.

yay.

this is an awesome idea !! kudos to joo!!!

The stars indicate that there's a translation at the bottom of the story for those who can't seperate words easily.

STORY 4. KUCHIKI BYAKUYA DOES NOT HANDLE SUGAR WELL.

Kuchiki Byakuya was crazy about watermelons. Expect that nobody knew about it. Only Abarai Renji. And he held that over Kuchiki head forever and a day.

“Why are you so obsessed about nobody finding out?” Asked his fukutaichou.

“Because. Watermelon is a commoners food.” He replied still his attention focused on his paper work. (I could not find amore of a reason, so shoot me. …Please don’t.)

Weeks later, after Abarai had gone to the living world and had come back.

“Candy? You’re giving ME candy!?” Kuchiki asked, obviously enraged at the insult.

“Calm down. It’s expensive foreign candy. Made in some place called States or something.” He said pushing back to him, “At least try it. You won’t find anything like it here.

After about 15 minutes of pressuring, Kuchiki finally agreed.

Kuchiki Byakuya had never had candy or sweets before. Neither had he had a sugar rush.

“Renjiwhatdidyoudotome!? WhydoIfeelsohappyandbounc
yandwanttodanceandhavelot
soffun!?*” He jumped. Literally.

“Maybe, on second thought I shouldn’t have given you candy.” The red head said scared out of his mind.

“Youthinkhowlongdidthatta
keyoutorealize!?**” He said still jumping.

God oh god was Abarai freaked out. Not only was his captain on a sugar high, but he was acting like a 7 year old.

“Kuchiki-sama. Promise me you will NEVER eat anything sweet ever ever again.” He begged, normally begging was something he’d rather die than do. But this was just so bad.

“GoodbecauseI’mnevergoing
toeatiteverevereverEVERag
ain!***” He twitched.

“…Fuck this.” Abarai said getting tired of this. He punched Kuchiki in the face and knocked him out.


When Kuchiki woke up his head hurt, his sugar rush had died away, and Abarai had taken his candy away.



*“Renji what did you do to me!? Why do I feel so happy and bouncy and want to dance and have lots of fun!?
**”You think!? How long did that take you to realize!?”
***”Good because I’m never going to eat it ever ever ever EVER again!”

LOL

So... random... LOL!!!!! I love fics about sugar highs... ^^

nice all of the stories were really funny ^^

That would have been funnier with Yachiru. ...0_0...Second though, don't do that.

Don't let this topic die. update soon. I know you are on.

I'm working on one right now, but it's a lot more serious. It's a oneshot, not an OOC land fic, but I'll post it here anyways.

Is it one about Momo and Captain Grumpypants. ((Names on soul society.))

Nope. Hisana and Byakuya.

awww, Captain Betterthanu.

But Captain BetterthanU shows his soft side in this fic!

This story occurs with a part of episode 62, farther than Adult Swim is, so this story is a spoiler. Also, this is a serious fic too.

Story 5: Byakuya-Sama

Hisana let out another cough. Every one of those coughs tore Byakuya’s soul in 2.

Byakuya had never been the type to show emotion or feeling of any time at all. Yet Hisana, his wonderful, beautiful wife, was dying and there was nothing he could do. He could do nothing but be sad for her.

Hisana would never want that, all she wanted was to see him smile and be happy for the last how ever many days left until her death.

And these were the times where Byakuya remembered the days, years ago when Hisana was healthy and happier.

How they met meant nothing to Byakuya. (Nor will my imagination allow it right now. >>) He just remembered how every night, they’d go on their walk together though the gardens. Making sure to pass by the Chinese Bell flowers which happened to be her favourite flower. She had rubbed off on him, since now they were his favourite too.

She however had not gained his tastes for food. He recalled the night that she tried his favourite dish.

“How was dinner tonight?” Byakuya asked.

“It was very spicy. A little too much for me.” Hisana replied with her calm quiet voice. And yet her smile relieved how happy she truly was. After all, she waited all day for the nightly walks with her husband.

“And yet you ate it all?” He questioned. As nobility, he had never eaten or done what he hadn’t wanted to.

“It would have been rude not to.” She said. That was Hisana, back when she still felt uneasy in the presence of other house members. But that was long ago.

Byakuya held his wife’s hand, it was bony and smaller than usual. Her illness was taking another toll on her along with her life.

She looked pale, though her joy didn’t fade. She was weak, all she could do now was lay in bed. Byakuya had made sure that there be a plum tree planted in front of her room, for her to look at the flowers.

“Byakuya-Sama.” She said, her voice was airy, thin, weak. He grabbed her hand. Because really, it was all he could do. “Please find my sister. And if you find her, please do not tell I was her sister.”

“Think of your condition.” Byakuya begged. He wanted her to live for as long as she could. “Speak no more.”

“No, do not tell her; just please protect my little sister with your strength. I abandoned my sister.” Sadness dripped from her voice, ashamed.

He spoke her name, it was all he had to say to her.

“I have no right to have her call me “sister”. So please, I hope you will let her call you “brother”, Byakuya-sama.” She let a tear slide down her cheek.

He turned around. If there was anything he couldn’t stand, it was Hisana crying. He looked outside, a small bud of plum pink sat on the branch. “Look.” He hoped that possibly it would make her smile at least once more.

“I am sorry to be so selfish right until the very end. I am sorry there is no time to return the love you have given me.” Her hand gripped his with all the strength she could, and even that was weak. “These five years I have spent with you, Byakuya-sama, have been like a dream to me.” She breathed his name once more.

And her grip let go completely, her arm went limp; and a single tear slipped out of her eye.

And for the first time ever, a tear slipped out of Byakuya’s eye too.

Sad....but on the other hand not so tough now are you Byakuya?

This is the Yachiru story everybody wanted me to write, it's her diary entry. And since it's written by Yachiru, it jumps around a lot and has lots of odd and aburupt sentances on purpose. Hope ya'll like. Actually, it's really short too. And crappy. Oh well. Written in 10 minutes. What can you expect?


STORY 6: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF YACHIRU

Dear My Diary, Some time in summer. I don’t know what the day month or year is though so too bad for you! xP

It was a normal day for me! I went to go see Ken-chan, but he was still sleeping! So I decided to wake him, after all the sun was already up and he can’t spend the whole day sleeping.

I forgot that Ken-chan isn’t a morning person. Or he doesn’t like being woken up. But oh well, he needed to get up. He had a captain’s meeting to go to and he was already late. If I got a ride from Ken-chan I’d get to my lieutenant’s meeting on time though.

As usual Ken-chan took forever to get ready cause he couldn’t get his bells on. I ended up putting them on for him because he was late!

On the way we saw Icchy and Giggles and everybody else that he was friends with. I wanted to say hi but Kenny wouldn’t let me because we were late enough as it was.

The lieutenants meeting was really boring and hot. It was hot because it’s the middle of summer. I wish we had a pool in the Seireitei so that we could all go swimming in it!

And when I got back Maki-Maki was being stupid again and complaining about something. And then it was lunch time. We had rice! We have rice every day because everybody in the Seireitei likes it a lot. I think it’s really boring having it every day though.

Then me and Kenny went around the Seireitei and Kenny got lost! So I had to help him get back to our house. Then we had dinner and there was more rice. I get bored of rice so I give it to the hell butterflies because I know nobody else feeds them!

Then Giggles came and we did some stuff but I forgot what. But Giggles and Muscles and Pencil and Icchy are all going home to the living world tomorrow. I’ll miss Icchy because then Kenny won’t have anybody to fight and he won’t have as much fun.

Then Kenny and everybody went to bed and now I’m writing in this! So bye bye! I hope I remember about you tomorrow, but I might not so don’t have your feelings hurt if I don’t.

ZOMGLOLROLFLMAO!!!!!111!!!!!ONE!!!! :kicking:

wont let this fic die.

Yessss. I need to write another story. I'm working on this huge homework assignment, so I haven't updated in a week. Sorry about the delay. I'll work on it sometime. They're definatlly be an update next Friday. -Has that day off-

LOL WTF. YAchiru ish funnehs

I AM LOOKING FOR IDEAS FOR OOC LAND FICS.

If you have an idea, PM it to me and I'll hopefully, somehow turn it into a OOC land fic.

Yes you will get credit for the ideas too.