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Title: Have you ever been caught writing a lemon?
Description: o.O Or a smut story for that matter


Saku-Tatsuya - December 19, 2007 11:49 PM (GMT)
Well, this is just a topic I've thought up of. >> It maybe in the wrong section, and if so, well someone move it then.

Well, just last week my step dad actually read some of the first 25 chapters of one of my stories (most of you should know what I'm speaking of) and actually titled it as 'hentai' just because of a few chapters. To be honest, I felt extremely embarassed that he actually read a few chapters of it and considered it smut. Oh well.

Anything like this happen to you before?

anime dragon - December 20, 2007 12:32 AM (GMT)
Yes... :cryriver:

My mom was just randomly searching my stuff, and she read a bit of my story which had a lemon, and a few gory scenes (they weren't very detailed) and she got all pissed because she still thinks I'm too young for it... >_>

IHATEKIKYOU12 - December 20, 2007 02:12 AM (GMT)
:chidorisd: hehheh...it's called windows XP, password protected account, randomly named stories, and solitare pulled up. But, I almost did, when my mom pulled up the wrong thing and I was looking for some m rated yaoi... :cryriver: :chidorisd:

yinandyang17 - December 20, 2007 02:27 AM (GMT)
YOU CAN PASSWORD PROTECT THESE DOCUMENT.

Lady ZeiKumi - December 20, 2007 02:27 AM (GMT)
I don't write any lemons, but I do read some stories with lemons. Thank goodness my mother doesn't pay attention to what I read unless I'm sending a message to someone or something. lol But I do close the window, just in case. ;]

Saku-Tatsuya - December 20, 2007 02:33 AM (GMT)
I've actually protected those documents ever since.

But my Step dad is admin of my own computer; which has its advantages and disadvantages.

Sesshomaru143 - December 20, 2007 03:05 AM (GMT)
Sorry if this makes me sound like a n00b but........ what's a lemon?

princess_jojo_owns_fluffyinu - December 20, 2007 03:07 AM (GMT)
A sex scene Lol
When someone writes about two people haveing sex its called a lemon Lol

Sesshomaru143 - December 20, 2007 03:24 AM (GMT)
Well that's a stupid name.....-_-

Lady ZeiKumi - December 20, 2007 03:54 AM (GMT)
Lemons refer to a sex scene and I think a Lime refers to a sexual suggestion but not actual sex.

I have no clue why they're named lemons and limes or whatever. =D

Saku-Tatsuya - December 20, 2007 10:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sesshomaru143 @ Dec 19 2007, 08:24 PM)
Well that's a stupid name.....-_-

It's named that because there was this very detailed hentai called 'Lemon' and the censored version was called 'lime'. Those are where the names come from.

IronReaver4058 - December 20, 2007 11:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Dec 20 2007, 06:55 PM)
QUOTE (Sesshomaru143 @ Dec 19 2007, 08:24 PM)
Well that's a stupid name.....-_-

It's named that because there was this very detailed hentai called 'Lemon' and the censored version was called 'lime'. Those are where the names come from.

Heheheh "Lime"...whats next..like ULTRA explicit content is "Grapefruit"? xD

Patriot1776 - December 20, 2007 11:21 PM (GMT)
I don't need to worry about it, as I'm 25 and no longer under that restriction! :blue20:

Ojousama - December 21, 2007 12:47 AM (GMT)


I don't live with my parents, so I hardly have to worry about them reading my smuttified computer.

XD The only person who has read my work would have to be my boyfriend. But since it was very explicit yaoi he never touched my computer again.

... I think I scared him away. xD

IronReaver4058 - December 21, 2007 01:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ojousama @ Dec 20 2007, 08:47 PM)


I don't live with my parents, so I hardly have to worry about them reading my smuttified computer.

XD The only person who has read my work would have to be my boyfriend. But since it was very explicit yaoi he never touched my computer again.

... I think I scared him away. xD

KIIIIRRAAAA

Haiyato Berzerker - December 21, 2007 01:29 AM (GMT)
If I ever caught anyone on my computer I'd chop their damn hands off

heneyways.... my mom walked in on me writting one but I minimized it...

kagome101 - December 23, 2007 08:34 PM (GMT)
Lucky..
I one time printed lemons from a different site and it's hard 2 keep them hidden when my grandparents constanly go through my room. She one time found them in the closet and was starting 2 read them but I quickly walked in on her and snatched them from her hand, telling her it was a story I was working on 4 English class and she wasn't allowed 2 read them. From the expression she gave me, I was able 2 tell she hadn't read the lemon part yet. That was so close!!! I was only 11 at the time!!

I still have them hidden in a different spot now. Getting rid of them is out of the question! They're too good!! I even have some yaoi of Inuyasha, Miroku, and Koga. ^_^ TEE HEE!! I'm such a pervert!!

Umm..sorry 4 asking this but what's the Japanese term 4 female/female if male/male are yaoi? I'm asking this 2 gather information 4 futher references. Also, I get the idea that 'hentai' is anime porn. Is that right?


Patriot1776 - December 23, 2007 11:19 PM (GMT)
I think the term for female/female is Yuri. *cringes at the thought of yaoi/yuri stories in any form*

princess_jojo_owns_fluffyinu - December 24, 2007 12:57 AM (GMT)
xD
Nope! Never happened to me..
CAUSE I don't write shi.t like that.
Yayyy me!
:]]]

buba on the rocks - December 24, 2007 01:04 AM (GMT)
Excuse me, Jojo, but lemons are no shitt. It's a form of expression that happens to be sexual. Sexuality is no shitt D<

Anyways, that hasn't happen to me yet...And I'm not worried, since my mom doesn't understand english [all my lemons/yaoi/yuri/ are in english ;]] and my sister wouldn't care.

princess_jojo_owns_fluffyinu - December 24, 2007 01:34 AM (GMT)
I will read them.
But I won't write them.
I just don't understand how someone could write lemons.
I just don't believe they should.
:/

buba on the rocks - December 24, 2007 08:57 PM (GMT)
So you do read them, but the people who write them write "shi.t" Uh-huh...Oh well, I think you're contradicting yourself, but for this thread, a fight shouldn't be taking place. I'll stop arguing with you right after this post.

yinandyang17 - December 24, 2007 09:38 PM (GMT)
Bwuhahahaha! IheartYuri<3

Now I'm tempted to write...
;_;

Oshiori - December 24, 2007 09:46 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I've been caught. (With them, not writing them)
Luckily, they weren't mine though. I was hanging onto them for a friend because she didn't want her mom to find them....and who did? MY MOM.
I was so freakin embarrassed....
Lucky I don't write that stuff. Just bloody, gorey death scenes. And boy, has Elfen Lied spurred that area of imagination...>;P


((I dunno if this is right, but I've been told a bunch of crap. Um; I think Melon is normal, lemon is yaoi, lime is yuri, and grape is groups *shivers* But I could be wrong. It all got so complicated that I just call it lemons.))

yinandyang17 - December 24, 2007 09:56 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Oshiori @ Dec 24 2007, 04:46 PM)



((I dunno if this is right, but I've been told a bunch of crap. Um; I think Melon is normal, lemon is yaoi, lime is yuri, and grape is groups *shivers* But I could be wrong. It all got so complicated that I just call it lemons.))

[A] My color.
[B] Lemon = Strong Hentai
Lime = Hint as sex
Melon = Nothing
Yuri = Female/Female relationship
Yaoi = Male/Male relationship
Grape = Nothing
Orgy = Groups

Lady ZeiKumi - December 24, 2007 09:56 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Oshiori @ Dec 24 2007, 04:46 PM)
((I dunno if this is right, but I've been told a bunch of crap. Um; I think Melon is normal, lemon is yaoi, lime is yuri, and grape is groups *shivers* But I could be wrong. It all got so complicated that I just call it lemons.))

Strange...I've never heard of that!

All I know is that lemons are sex scenes, limes are sexual suggestions and stuff, and I've never heard of melons or grapes. lmao Wow, funny names. =D

buba on the rocks - December 26, 2007 05:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (yinandyang17 @ Dec 24 2007, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE (Oshiori @ Dec 24 2007, 04:46 PM)



((I dunno if this is right, but I've been told a bunch of crap. Um; I think Melon is normal, lemon is yaoi, lime is yuri, and grape is groups *shivers* But I could be wrong. It all got so complicated that I just call it lemons.))

[A] My color.
Lemon = Strong Hentai
Lime = Hint as sex
Melon = Nothing
Yuri = Female/Female relationship
Yaoi = Male/Male relationship
Grape = Nothing
Orgy = Groups

LMAO!

xoSammyRoxxo - December 26, 2007 06:50 AM (GMT)
Thank god my brother respects my privacy... or maybe he doesn't and he just isn't telling me O.o

He's the only one who knows that I go here. NO ONE ELSE.

LonelyKikyo - December 27, 2007 12:28 AM (GMT)
Lol... Not yet... xD
I'm almost 18, which means it won't matter. ><
But not yet. xD

Kaiame - December 27, 2007 01:10 AM (GMT)
I was this close [] to being caught reading one. BUT, I havn't ever written one. I would like to, but sadly, I don't think I can...Hey, Oshiori, Yin, and Saku, If you have any lemon stories, with InuXKagome, then can you PM them to me?

also, I've heard of Citrus or however you spell it...

Lady ZeiKumi - December 27, 2007 01:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaiame @ Dec 26 2007, 08:10 PM)
also, I've heard of Citrus or however you spell it...

I've heard of Citrus, too, but I have no clue what it means.

Saku-Tatsuya - December 27, 2007 01:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lady ZeiKumi @ Dec 26 2007, 06:18 PM)
QUOTE (Kaiame @ Dec 26 2007, 08:10 PM)
also, I've heard of Citrus or however you spell it...

I've heard of Citrus, too, but I have no clue what it means.

It's just another fancy way of saying either lemon or lime.

Kaiame - December 27, 2007 01:41 AM (GMT)
Hey, Oshiori, Yin, and Saku, If you have any lemon stories, with InuXKagome, then can you PM them to me?

kiraragal95 - December 27, 2007 02:33 AM (GMT)
Yes, I've been caught by my mom and all she did was tell me that she didn't care.

sangorules - December 27, 2007 04:34 AM (GMT)
Now, the real question is have your parents ever gone through your picture of an anime convention and saw pictures of two hots guys making out on the ground?

I've never been caught by my parents reading it, since I don't right it. The most I'll go up to is making out. xDDD

Ashita Genki Ni Naare - December 27, 2007 04:43 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (sangorules @ Dec 26 2007, 10:34 PM)
Now, the real question is have your parents ever gone through your picture of an anime convention and saw pictures of two hots guys making out on the ground?

I've never been caught by my parents reading it, since I don't right it. The most I'll go up to is making out. xDDD

...HAHAHA.

I would LOVE to see my dad's reaction.

Midnight_Melody - December 27, 2007 05:16 AM (GMT)
No never has happened to me but...I loved the conversation I had with my older brother when he asked me what the hell a lemon was, he was like "Sabina...why are you writing a story about a lemon?" and I was like "...Noob..." Then I got beat up LOL

Lady ZeiKumi - December 27, 2007 05:27 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Midnight_Melody @ Dec 27 2007, 12:16 AM)
No never has happened to me but...I loved the conversation I had with my older brother when he asked me what the hell a lemon was, he was like "Sabina...why are you writing a story about a lemon?" and I was like "...Noob..." Then I got beat up LOL

LMAO Wow xDD

mukuro5 - December 31, 2007 04:32 PM (GMT)
I did write one lemon and several limes. My friends seem to always find the sites I post them on and read them. That isn't good since they bagger me about it all the time. My mom never actually saw the lemon but she has come across the limes several times. I even accidentally read her like two limes. She didn't really get mad as much as very surprised that her "sweet little angel" would think of writing stuff like that. So I thought it best not to tell her about my lemon story and my yoai stories...

You know what I don't want my mom to go through my pictures on my computer. I don't want ANYONE to go through them. I'm afraid of what they might find from conventions and stuff.

Lady ZeiKumi - December 31, 2007 06:25 PM (GMT)
What...kind of pictures...are they?? O_O Anything to do with a lemon or lime??




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