Title: School
Description: and it's typical rules.
Saku-Tatsuya - December 24, 2007 10:56 PM (GMT)
Okay, since everyone is hanging around Candyland a little too much; I decided to make a topic about your typical school rules. You can go crazy with the rules but just as long as they're truthful. As in, you can take a real rule and make it sound so crazy it's understandable. Here's an example:
1. NO GUM
2. NO SLUTTY CLOTHES
3. NO TALKING
4. NO F**KING OR SUCKING
5. NO TALKING
6. NO IPODS
7. NO TALKING
8. NO HUGGING
9. NO KISSING
10. NO TALKING
11. NO CELLPHONES
12. NO SWEARNG (not even hell or damn)
13. DID I MENTION NO TALKING?
I got that from another site but changed it around a little so that it won't sound so offensive. Well, I'm sure you people can come up with much better then that other site did with these rules I just posted.
Happy posting.
Haiyato Berzerker - December 24, 2007 10:57 PM (GMT)
14.NO EATING IN THE HALLS OR CLASSROOM, ALL FOOD MUST BE CONSUMED OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL
Lady ZeiKumi - December 24, 2007 11:04 PM (GMT)
15. No running in the halls.
16. Clean up after yourself in the lunch room.
Haiyato Berzerker - December 24, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
17.NO DRESSING IN ANY METROSEUAL MANNER
Haiyato Berzerker - December 24, 2007 11:11 PM (GMT)
18.ALL GIRLS MUST WEAR SKIRTS SO THE PERVY VP CAN SEE UP THEM WHILE YOU GO UP THE STAIRS
Ninja.girl - December 24, 2007 11:15 PM (GMT)
No homophobics.
It's a actual rule in my school
Haiyato Berzerker - December 28, 2007 04:33 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ninja.girl @ Dec 24 2007, 06:15 PM) |
No homophobics. It's a actual rule in my school |
o_o wow.........
sakira - December 28, 2007 05:18 AM (GMT)
20. No throwing stuff at teachers when no one's looking
DarknessAngel712 - December 28, 2007 07:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Haiyato Berzerker @ Dec 24 2007, 07:11 PM) |
| 18.ALL GIRLS MUST WEAR SKIRTS SO THE PERVY VP CAN SEE UP THEM WHILE YOU GO UP THE STAIRS |
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HERE, THE GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS BECAUSE THEY -WANT- PEOPLE TO LOOK UP THEM.
as for a rule in my school.
3 LATES TO ANY CLASS AND OR TO SCHOOL= DETENTION.
sakira - December 28, 2007 09:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (DarknessAngel712 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:29 PM) |
| QUOTE (Haiyato Berzerker @ Dec 24 2007, 07:11 PM) | | 18.ALL GIRLS MUST WEAR SKIRTS SO THE PERVY VP CAN SEE UP THEM WHILE YOU GO UP THE STAIRS |
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HERE, THE GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS BECAUSE THEY -WANT- PEOPLE TO LOOK UP THEM.
as for a rule in my school.
3 LATES TO ANY CLASS AND OR TO SCHOOL= DETENTION.
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HEY, THAT'S A RULE IN MY SCHOOL TOO. -referring to the one Yin put-
22. NO WEARING REVEALING CLOTHING
Oathkeeper - December 28, 2007 11:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sakira @ Dec 28 2007, 04:16 PM) |
| QUOTE (DarknessAngel712 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:29 PM) | | QUOTE (Haiyato Berzerker @ Dec 24 2007, 07:11 PM) | | 18.ALL GIRLS MUST WEAR SKIRTS SO THE PERVY VP CAN SEE UP THEM WHILE YOU GO UP THE STAIRS |
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HERE, THE GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS BECAUSE THEY -WANT- PEOPLE TO LOOK UP THEM.
as for a rule in my school.
3 LATES TO ANY CLASS AND OR TO SCHOOL= DETENTION.
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HEY, THAT'S A RULE IN MY SCHOOL TOO. -referring to the one Yin put-
22. NO WEARING REVEALING CLOTHING
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23. LEAVING ANYTHING BEHIND AT LUNCH WILL RESULT IN A PAPER PICK UP.
24. NO BRINGING LUNCH OUT OF SCHOOL.
26. NO SAYING "PISSED OFF."
27. ALL PEOPLE WEARING CHAINS WILL BE SENTENCED TO A TALK WITH THE COUNSELOR.
28. NO WEARING HOODS OR HATS.
29. NO CROSS DRESSING.
30. NO SAYING "MOTHER AND FATHER" STARTING JANUARY 8th.
31. NO RUNNING IN SCHOOL BESIDES PE. EVER.
Haiyato Berzerker - December 29, 2007 07:54 PM (GMT)
32. NO BOYS COSPLAYING ON HALLOWEEN UNLESS THEY WANT THE HOMOSEXUALS HITTING ON THEM AND THE JOCKS AND PREPS KICKING THEIR ASSES
Midnight_Melody - December 29, 2007 11:25 PM (GMT)
1.NO LAUGHING AT SOMETHING IMMATURE
2. NO SEX DURING SCHOOL HOURS
3.NO SARCASIM
4. NO MAKING FUN OF YOUR TEACHER BEHIND HER/HIS BACK..WE SEE ALL