Itachi + Sakura
Naruto + Tenten
Ino + Tonton

Yeah... whatever...

Kankuro + Hinata


Heh. All I can think of.

Sasuke + Rocklee?

I have....... Gamabunta and...... Wait for it........ Inari!

xDDDD

Haven't read:

GaixHinata

KakashixYashamaruxIruka (Saw a picture, actually)

Read:

OrochimaruxShino

SasorixHinata

GaaraxSasori

NarutoxTemari

AnkoxHinata

KimimaroxSakura

JiraiyaxKakashi (I skimmed, it was too freaky to read)

OrochimaruxHinata

Um, this is the way I know it.

mommy + daddy

Naruto + Hinata

Ino + Deidara

............. wow I would not want to read what you've been reading........ just going thru those I can't even think of anything now

I have too much spare time and a high tolerance for creepy fics, sorry if it scared you. D:

Not really scare..... more like embarrassed I haven't read half as many fics as you

I've read over two thousand five hundred stories. D; I'm a loser. This is why I'm considered the one in my group of friends who 'say a pairing, and she's read/seen it'. I have over three thousand and something pictures faved on dA, and I've seen WAY more.

The fact that I know these numbers. *sigh* I'm such a braggart. xD

OrochimaruxKabuto LOL Its perfect

But that's not crack. D;

OrochimaruxKushina is though. xDD

Yes I know...but...I'd still like to see it xD

KakashixSakura

SasorixAnko

=D

NO.

SasorixDeidara

=D

SasukexLee

This parring scares me o_o

Haha, I read that once!

It was in this really long parody fic.

Well, Kaitlyn, you've read the most crack pairing. GamabuntaxInari! YES PEOPLE, IT DOES EXIST NOW!!!!!

Ugh, don't remind me.

KimimaroxKiba!

(I've read that.)

Just read a Sasori/Kankuro, I think I may need to erase my mind in order to forget:

Sasori pulled out a small rag and began to wipe at the brunette’s face ignoring small cries of protest. The thick lines of paint which adorned Kankuro’s face smeared before it finally vanished from his face. Moving the cloth aside Sasori stared at him, gently cupping Kankuro’s face with his hand and rubbing his cheek with his thumb. Kankuro’s eyes went wide as Sasori continued to stroke his face along with moving his hands over his chest and back, finally a hand found itself under his chin and next thing he knew Sasori smashed their lips together in a rough, smoldering kiss. Instantly Kankuro jerked his head to the side wanting the kiss to stop, but Sasori’s hand held the back of his head keeping him there. Only pulling away when the other had stopped struggling for the moment, Kankuro was gasping for breath, unable to believe what had just happened.

I didn't really read past there, but I skimmed over them having mad buttsmex then Sasori leaving. Dx

wow um kakashi-orochimaru

JiriyahXHinata (ewww)
NarutoXTobi
GaaraXMoegi
SakuraXDosu Kinuta

GaaraXSakura

LeeXGaara

LeeXNeji

NejiXHinata

ItachiXSasuke <--- just to be fair, though, it's the best retarded, impossible pairing ever.

just to name a few that I've seen.

love
dani
dude

I've read Jirahina!

~_____~

I'll put that in my list of fics NOT to read *shivers*
Dare I ask what it was about?

Imagine sixty chapters of just making fun of possibly everything you've ever enjoyed about fandom, and what you've hated.

With some crack pairings and hilariously OOC characters, and tons of OCs to mock Mary-sues.

Sounds very action-packed xD

Oh, it was. It must have been, if it kept me interested through sixty chapters.

Dang that's a lot. I tried writing fan fiction and I only got through 10 pages... 0.0
I think I'll look it up, even though I hate the paring. I'm curious.
:scaryangry:

I'm a slacker when it comes to writing fanfiction, but not reading it.

OMG CRACK PAIRING I AM GOING TO WRITE!

(OLDER)Sasuke/(YOUNGER)Sasuke.

That's just so crack it should be called cocaine! xD

I'd read that fic.

(If you kiss yourself, does that make you gay? xD Remember yesterday, Kaitard?)

OrochimaruxNeji

o.o That's going beeeeyoooooooond crack.

Now THAT is a really good idea xD

Damn straight. xD

I've read OrochimaruxNeji. I once read JiraiyaxOrochimaruxNeji.

o_o
but they're not gay...

A 3 pairing? ...How did that work???
-
I once was at a Cosplay party and we were doing skits. I was Gaara and some other girl was Lee and the people in our skit were:
LeexGaara
HinataxShikamaru

It was rather strange. We one the contest hands down though, it was Lee building a fire, when Hinata&Shikamaru come wondering why he's there, I come out of a "tent" (we had to pretend, we had no props) and I'm in a bathrobe xD I bet u can guess what we were doing xD In the end I ended up running away angrily to kill people with Lee chasing after me and Shikamaru asleep and Hinata going to kill him... weirdest thing I ever saw. Or was in.
(Btw I'm a girl to clarify)

That would be . . . AWESOME.

I would have loved to see that.

Threesome ftw.

And yes, I have read Shikahina. I actually think it's cute enough to make it into one of my fics.

How about . . .

. . . OROCHIMARU/KANKURO?

I've totally read that. Sadly.

I LOL'D!

Laugh it up, FMJ.

JUST WAIT UNTIL I MAKE YOU READ ONE.

SarutobixNaruto

Wait who is Sarubito again??