Heyy Venus here.
Usagi made a story called "Sailor sisters" of what happened eariler.
Well this is my version.
x3


~Mina~ [Me]

I was walking down the street to the local Mcdonalds to meet Usagi, she had told me she wanted to talk to me about something really important and to come meet her fast so that was what I was doing. I rounded the corner of the last block and I saw Usagi waiting for me she looked excited.

"OMG, Mina your here!!" she called out to me.
"Yea Usagi whats the important news you had to tell me?".
"Oh yea I just wanted to tell you that I had the BEST plate of ramen today!

<Mina's falls to the ground anime style>

I scream "That was your important news!? That you had to call me to meet you about OMG I had a date with my TV today but noooo you had to tell me you just ate ramen ._____.".

"I'm sorry Mina! I just was so excited! Omg Mikesters here!" she says to me.

I turn around to see teh Mikester, 'Oh great he's here hmm I think I'll just leave Usagi here with him that will teach her to tell me uniportant news!' I thought to myself evily.
But I thought too late Mamoru just happened to walk past us at that exact moment which ment that Usagi raced after him, 'Oh great there goes my Awesome plan' I thought. I felt someone grab my arm and turn me around leave it to Usagi to leave right before something happens to me >>.

I heard a "HOLY **** YOUR HAWT!" it came from teh Mikester.
I sighed, 'Oh great' "Mike go away before I have to Bitchh Slap you!".
He responded by Smexing me "WHAT THE FUDGE! I just got Smexed by a pervert Dx But surprisley I didn't really feel a thing!" I half yelled.[xDDD]

"You dare insult me like that!" He asked in a annoyed tone.

"Actually why yes I can isn't someone supposed to feel something when their smexed? Well I didn't not my fault its yours" I told him.
Ami walked up.

"OMG, No Ami go teh Mikester is here!!!". But I was to late Mike had already grabbed her and did the same thing that he did to me.

"Hmm why is that I didn't feel anything O_o" She asked in a confused manner.

"I asked the same thing, but we can't let him get away for doing that to us even if it didn't effect us!" I replyed, We jumped teh Mikester and tied him up tightly.

But he started screaminng "NOOOO you can't do THIS to ME I NEED SMEX!!" He cried. We needed to shut him up till we called the other scouts so we hired a gay male prostitute named Jesse[xD] for twenty bucks to silence him with Smex. After he was finished teh Mikester was very pleased for he was truely gay and in love with Jesse.

"Okay now that he's silenced lets call the other scouts!" I tod Ami.

~To be continued~

How ya like it?
xDDD

D< I FIND THAT INSULTING! *has this section of IJ carpet bombed out of existance*

Its just my version of what happened today.
Usagi insulted Mike.
Why can't I insult you?
xD

Oh take a chill pill Jesse. xDDD

Ya like it?
It's just in my mind thats what I invisioned the story would actually be..
Lmao
xD

I called Usagi first to yell at her for leaving me to teh Mikester which also involved Ami to be Smexed to. I called Usagi's number and she picked up the phone
"Hellooooo?" She asked.

"USAGI! I can't believe you running after Mamoru and leaving me with the evil Mikester!" I yelled through the phone.

"Owchies your hurting my earr" She whined

"Well excuseee me but by you leaving me alone Mike Smexed me AND Ami!".

"Whats Smexed mean?" She asked.

<Does severe anime drop>

"Whatever just get your meatball head over to 139th street and fast and try to contact the others while your at it" I told her carefully then I hung up Ami and I had a lot to do we had to keep Mike from being to loud by paying Jess to Smex him which used up all my money that I was going to use for new clothes at Limited *Tear* AND we had to contact the others since I highly dombt that Usagi actually understood what I told her to do.

<Later on after I contacted everyone>

I was busy thinking about what we should do to Mike for his sucky Smexing...........I mean for Smexing us How dare he! I was taken from my thoughts of evil plotting to hear Ami tell me that the others were here.

"Mina the others are here!" Ami tells me.

The others walk up to us they were all there.

Michiru asked me "What did you call us for?".

"This better be good cause I was practiceing my powers" Rei ranted to Ami and I.

"Don't worry it is" I tell her. "The thing is guys teh MIKESTER Smexed Ami and I eariler which he totally sucked at but neverless it was unforgivable I called you here to discuss his punishment".

"But I thought he loved Jesse the gay male prostitute O_o?" Lita asked me.

"Yea I know right I was totally wondering that to, but sooo what should we do to him guys?".

<Hears Mike singing "Girls just want to have fun" in the background>

The next thing we hear is a book being thrown at his head a loud scream of "OWCH what did you do that for Minaaaa???".

"Shut up! DO you want ANOTHER book thrown at you? And next time I'll make it the book of 'U.S laws' trust me its pretty thick" I threatened him with a grin on my lovely face.

"OHH NOOOOEEEESSS ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" He cied loudly.

"I have a Awesome idea for a punishment we can just feed him Usagi's cookies that kill him!" Rei tells everyone.

"Rei is soooo mean to meee *Crys*" Usagi cried.

"Shut it meatball head" Rei.

"Girls come down!" Michiru who was known for always trying to stop fights between them.

"No even better we deprive him of his love Jesse" Lita tells everyone.

"PERFECT!" Everyone says all at once.

"NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT I NEED MYY JESSSEEE, I'LL EVEN EAT ALL OF USAGI'S COOKIES FOR A MONTH!!!".

"Alrighty thenn Mikes punishment is to be deprived from Jesse for a month and he Also has to eat ALL of Usagi's cookies for a whole month" I said this was getting very interesting to me but yet soo hilarious, I didn't think that we would of thought up this Awesome of a plan.

Random person in background- Don't forget to lock him in a room for the whole month with Michael Jackson!".

We looked to see who the voice was coming from and it turned out to be teh Mikester trying to fake a random voice. "Nice try Mike" I said, "But we all know that Michael Jackson is the one your cheating on Jess with".

Jesse comes running up, "Mike your cheating on me and not only with MJ but with girls too?? *Slaps* You BITCHH you told me that you would let me live with you and we would sing girls just wan't to have fun all day long together!!!".

"I'm sooo sorry my luv but I just couldn't help it MJ is just so tempting and I've come to relise I love girls to, I'm sorry you had to find out this way Jesse".

Sailor scouts - O_O;;;;;

~To be continued next time I get a new idea~

If you have an idea for the story then just tell me and I'll put it in!
;]


BY THE WAY EVERYONE ARI IS COMPLETELY AWESOME!
LMAO

JOJO FORGOT THE PART WHERE ARI IS COMPLETELY AWESOME!? I mean. Always.

There I edited it for you Ari Lmao
Like the story?
xD

YES. I LOVE YOU JOJO.

ILY2 Ari!
Did you read Midnight_melodys story?
That where I got this but I changed it to my version of what actually happened.
Rofl
xD

No? Should I?

If you want.
Its just to do with our Sailor Club and how Mike harrassed us by Smexing us Lmao
So we both wrote stories on it.
But she wrote her's first.
Lol

THEN I SHALL.

Yayy Lol
Tis Hillarious!
But mines wayyy betterrr..
Lol

But not now. I can't keep focused.

Lol
I do believe that means your tired.
Lol

Probably. We need to stop spamming. DDx

Um. Great story? I loved it a lot!

Why Thank You Ari!
That means A lot to me!
Lmao

I think that last sentance, with the girl named Ari, I think that was the best part of the story. It brought a tear to my eye!

OMG, Really?
I know right it brought tears to my eyes just writing it.

*Tear*

Ugh don't even remind me of Usagi's cookies. Why she would even want to consider giving a feline like myself such a thing is completely ... *shivers*

( :hehe: to tell the truth I am not sure if that actually happened in any of the manga or animes. I have never read the mangas and it has ben far too long since I have watched the animes.)

-_- It is going to take a while to read all 50 pages of the Candyland incident Sailor Scouts.

Venus, pleas eupdate here when you may and I will be sure to read Usagi's account after I am done posting here.

Ciao. ^^

Yayy Thanks for reading!
Oh and you can learn more about the series by going on Youtube and watching the unedited Sailor Moon videos if you want.
:]

XD OMG that is so funny!!!! :cutelaugh: :kicking:

So you like it? Lol
I'll write more once the other scouts see it.
I love my story <333
xD

yeah loved it expecially depriving Jesse's love!!!! ^sighs^ That was great!!!

Pshh Yea I know right, it just totally came to me to write that..
Lmao
xD

xD
Jesse the gay prostitiute.

xDD
LMAO

Yea who Mikes cheating on but sadly he's also with Michael Jackson.
Yayy me for my crazy mind!
xD

~RECAP~

Jesse comes running up, "Mike your cheating on me and not only with MJ but with girls too?? *Slaps* You BITCHH you told me that you would let me live with you and we would sing girls just wan't to have fun all day long together!!!".

"I'm sooo sorry my luv but I just couldn't help it MJ is just so tempting and I've come to relise I love girls to, I'm sorry you had to find out this way Jesse".

Sailor scouts - O_O;;;;;

~END OF RECAP~


We were all just standing there, we couldn't believe that we heard something so nasty and random it wasn't even funny. But lucky for us we were all knocked out of our thoughts to hear Usagi yell.

"OMG, Look everyone! Teh AWESOME Ari is here!!" she yelled excitely

We all turned around, we looked the sky to see at the moment Ari came flying in, she was wearing a red cape with letters spelling thje phrase "Teh Awesome ARI!" on the back of it. We were soo excited because we hadn't seen her in such a long time the last time we had saw her was when we were fighting Jesse the gay prostitute for trying to rape Mamoru tis was a frightful day for all of us..

"Dun Dun Dun Dunnn ARI's HERE!" Ari yelled at the top of her lungs.

"OMG, Ari what are you doing here?" Ami asked.

"I heard that Teh Mikester Smexed two of you, well just last night he Smexed me to but I wasn't able to punish him for it. Oh and did any of you notice that when he Smexes you, you don't feel anything O_o???" She asked us all.

We hear some struggling in the background. "Hey I take great offence to that, and anyways who cares what you think Jesse likes my Smexing AND Michael Jackson" He mumbled.

"Don't forget I Will Ferriel! I liked your Smex to Mikey" Said Will Ferriel as he came walking up out of the darkness "And oh did you not remember that we had a lunch date eariler?".

'Where'd he come from' we all thought to ourselves.

"I can read minds by the way!" Will told us "And by the way I came from YERMOM".

The Sailor Scouts and Ari- O_O O_o o_O X_X O__X ~_~

"OMG, I like totally Like forgot I'm like sooo sorry I would of been there but I'm kinda tied up at the moment".

"Oh so you cheated on Jesse again?" Asked Will.

Mike answered "Oh no! It's just the Sailor Scouts tied me up".

"Oh don't tell me you tried to steal their makeup?".

"How many times do I have to tell you that was a one time thing! And no I didn't steal their makeup that was the Powder Puff girls I stole from it's not my fault that they had the limited edition pink cloud lipstick that only sells in certain cities!".

We all Gasped! "Limited edition Pink cloud lipstick!?".

"I thought they were all sold out!!" Michiru exclaimed.

"Oh thats because the powder Puff girls bought them all with their cuteness" Mike told us.

"How rude! I saved up all my money for that when I could of been buying myself a life away from I.J!" Ari yelled angrily.

"I know right, I need to buy myself a life to but sadly I used it all on paying Jesse the gay prostitute to silence Mike with Smex -_____-;;" I said.

"All of it!" Lita asked in a shocked tone.

"Yea Damn that guy is expensive I almost had to open another bank account" I told her.

We all sat down to think about how we can get some Pink cloud lipstick even though it was all sold to those dirty Powder puffs, How dare they! But for the millionth time that day we were brought out of our thoughts but this time it was Inuyasha running past us. We looked to see who he was running from it turned out to just be that Kikyo and Kagome were chaseing after him to try to make him decide between them.

We hear a "HOLY MOTHER GRAVER WITH CRACKERS IT'S INUYASHA" coming from teh Mikester.

But then the excitement was all over for Kikyo had managed to push Inuyasha over a cliff, there goes the series we all thought with a grimise.

"What were we thinking about again?" Usagi asked.

"Something about clouds" Answered Will who had still not left yet cause he was groping Mike at the moment, whatever keeps Mike from screaming was all I thought to that.

"We were trying to figure out how to get lipstick" Said Rei.

Lita answered back "To be exact the pink cloud libstick that the Power Puff girls bought!".

Chibi Usa comes walking up with Diana, "You guys think to much why don't you just steal it from them?" Chibi Usa told us with a bored expression on her cute little face but wasn't cuter than I though.

Sailor Scouts and Teh Awesome ARI- "Why didn't we think of that?".

~To be continued~

Dun Dun Dunn what will the Scouts and Ari do? Will they susceed in stealing the Pink cloud lipstick. Or will the Powder Puffs burn them to the ground.

Find out next time in ~Sailor Sista's the real version!~

OMFG!!! PINK CLouD LIP STICK!!! XDDD :cutelaugh:

^falls over and dies of laughter^

Thank You Thank you!

<Bows>

And by the way.....................DON'T DISS THE CLOUD!
xDDDD

hehehehe

Hmm I'm thinking about putting this on other sites.
Should I?

YES! XDDD

xD
Alrighty then, I would put it on Fanfiction.net but they have weird rules on how to put stuff on.
So I'm going to do it on AnimeSpiral..
xDDD

That was random...BUT HILARIOUS!!

Especially the Jesse gay hooker part. lmao!

xD

Thanks Lol