Have a crack theory?

An implausible situation or event that you believe could happen/has happened?

Something you wish to share with the rest of us losers so we can laugh?

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The crack theory I donate today?

WHY LEE WILL KILL OROCHIMARU:

First, let's think what animals best represent these two, or are the most agreed upon:

Orochi = snake.

Lee = squirrel.

Now, let's consider some scientific facts:

- A snake could eat a squirrel

- Squirrels and snakes are enemies

- Squirrels are immune to most snake venom

SO, going by these logical assumptions:

Squirrel > Snake

ERGO

Lee > Orochi

I AM A GENIUS.

=D

The only problem I have with this is the fact the squirrel is immune to most snak'es venom does not stop squirrels from getting eaten by them there fore squirrels<snakes.

Psh, does the concept of crack not traverse your mind.

It's a joke.

Not going to happen, impossible, but fun to joke about.

Like, Orochi/Lee as a pairing.

Not going to happen.

Impossible.

Unlogical.

But someone could still ship it.

Oh sry. I didn't know exactly what a crack theory was.

It's okay.

I have a minor crack theory that Naruto and Sasuke will end up together. I liked that pairing before I even started watching he show, And then in the first episode when they kissed I cheered lol.