Disclaimer: I don’t own bleach

Prologue

Nitsuku Sakuranbo was on his way back from the store one day just every other day. But this time out of the corner of his eye he saw a piece of wood or leather with a little skull on it. He picked it up and was looking at it then he heard someone yelling in the distance. He turned to look and saw a guy with yellow hair and a giant sword running towards him. He yelled at the top of his lungs and turned to run but tripped and fell right down. As he was getting up he heard the man say “O Great” as he got up. As he was rubbing his head he remembered 'O **** A WIERDO IN A BLACK DRESS IS CHASING ME'. He started to run as fast as he could and turned to see where the guy was and so surprised to see his body on the ground that he ran into a tree…………

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whadaya think?
besides the retarded title 'couldnt think of anything else'

Disclaimer: I don’t own Bleach

Chapter 1: Total Confusion

Nitsuku opened his eyes to see the big beautiful blue sky and asked himself “Was it all a dream?”

“No baka* you ran into a tree.” Said a little stuffed animal whose face that had just appeared over his face.

Nitsuku swatted the thing away and jumped up and pointed at the little stuffed lion and yelled “Why are you talking to me? Why can you talk? Am I high?” He turned to some guy standing behind him; pointed to his face and asked “Do I look high to you? Wait you’re the guy that was running after me.” He turned to run but the man grabbed the back of his clothes and held him. After running in place for a bit he realized he wasn’t getting anywhere he stopped and once again saw his body.

He turned and pointed his finger right in the mans face and asked “Am I dead? Did you kill me?”

The man grabbed his finger and bent it backwards and said “No you’re not dead but I will kill you if you don’t shut the hell up.” As he grinned evilly and his eye twitched.

“But-“Nitsuku was cut off.

“What did I Just say?” asked the man.

“Shut the hell up?” said Nitsuku

“Precisely, now sit down and I will explain all this. If you have a question raise your hand” said the man calmly.
“Are you serious?” asked Nitsuku.

“Do I look serious?” taunted the man

“Yes” answered Nitsuku

“Good now ill explain this to you using some drawings I borrowed from a friend.” Said the man

Just as the man went to open a book and speak again but the little lion jumped up and kicked Nitsuku in the face.

“Oww what was that for?” asked Nitsuku

“For swatting me away like I was just a toy” Said the little lion

“But you are a toy.” Said nick rubbing his face

“Why you little-” Said the stuffed toy as he went after Nitsuku again

But this time the man grabbed him and threw him to the ground and said “knock it off Kon I am trying to talk”

Just then Nitsuku raised his hand

“What?”

“Why can he talk?”

“He is a modified soul inside a stuffed animal”

“What’s a modified soul?”

“It looks like a piece of candy but it’s a soul….. Got It?”

“No”

“O well time to move on” said the man as he was opening the book Nitsuku raised his hand again

“Ugh what do you want now?”

“Um what’s your name?”

“Ichigo Kurosaki”

“HAHAHAHAH you’re name means strawberry”

“Shut the hell up”

And with a punch to the head Nitsuku fell silent. With that the man opened the book.
Then Nitsuku raised his hand yet again

“WHAT?”

“Why do those pictures suck so badly?”

“I don’t know, you’re lucky my friend didn’t hear you, now shut up and listen; ill keep it short so your little mind doesn’t wander off”

“Hey-“

“Shut up and listen aho*; to put it very simply that thing you found was my Shinigami Representative Badge and if it hits you it will separate your soul from your body……Got It?”

“I guess, but why would you want to do that?”

“You’ll find out soon enough get in your body and let’s go”

“How do I do that and where are we going?”

“Just pick your body up into yourself and were going to get my body then to ask my friend what we should do with you”

“What you should do with me?”

“Yea just shut up and follow me will yea I cant just change your memory you can see me, and hand me my badge”
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Baka – Idiot
Aho - Fool

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