I was on another forum and I found this great question that just got me thinking. What if you a time machine and could go back a few years to the time you were a puny little ten year old? What advice would you give yourself?

Here's my advice to Chibi Vanessa:

'Try using some hair gel.'

'If you run into that b i t c h, Johanna, be sure to slap her for me, okay?'

'Oh, and do your homework. Don't worry, you might not be the smartest girl in the class, but you will be some day. =] You will rise to glory!!'

'Boys may not be interesting in you now, but just you wait. In a few years, you'll be one irresistable mami. ;]' (I had low self-esteem...hey, I have to boast a bit to boost it!)

'Oh, and this is how babies are born...' lol jk...I already knew that lol

'OMGWTFBBQ is not in the dictionary.'

'SIR, YES, SIR!'

'Whatver you do; don't let people bully you. When they do; kick their ass. ;3"

Don't give in when people bully, make sure you're friends with Kaitlyn, stand up for yourself and for your friend, words may hurt, but you can be stronger than that.

"Life isn´t all study and books. You should go out with your friends! Enjoy your youth!!!"
"Don´t worry if guys only see you as their friend now. You´re 10 years old! You have no boobs and no ass! You´re a surfboard! Oh and, you really DON´T have anything interesting to talk about with boys... Try dropping the books and listening to some music, ok?"
"Don´t trust in everyone so much. Backstabbers posing as friends are everywhere"

'DON'T GO ON THE INTERNET.'

"Stop being friends with those skinny people. They're making fun of you behind your back."

"Life sucks.
So you better grin and bear it : DD!"

"People do love you, so don't think you're alone."


I was so.... Out of it I guess back then Oo

You fuckin' killed the hamsters, bitch, feel guilty of it and take better care of the ones you still got. Oh, and quit acting like a wannabe tomboy, it drives everybody crazy. You know that Clara bitch? Well shape up to be a popular person so you wouldn't get any shit from her.
By the way, have you heard of bra? Yeah, don't walk in the mall with a flimsy shirt with your tit-tots showing. And quit eating Burger King everyday; it's noticeable that you've gained a lot of weight and kill for dad for me, k? K, love yah! ~.^

~Older Sammeh

When people mean "white stuff" it doesn't mean cupcakes. =_=
Cam is a guy xD

WATCH OUT FOR THAT D A M N DOG.

I lol'ed.

'Get over that James creep. Eww, he is so ugly. What's up with his lips, really? He looks like a goddamned duck. There are soooo many better guys to choose from. This jerk isn't worth your time.'

'You're so skinny! You better start excercising now. Believe me, it'll get more difficult when you get older.'

'Elementary school is sucks. But it'll get better. But just wait until you get to high school! You'll never want to leave!'

'Mr. DiPapolo is a **** head. Put crazy glue on his chair. I dare ya.'

"And learn how to brush your hair! If you want to get like me - I mean grown up you - then take care of yourself a little more.'

"Reality is a *****."

Check in on your so called mother some time. She's being irresponsible.

Teach them what I know now so that I'd be smarter in the future

Not really saying much, it's been 15 years since I was 10!! So I don't remember myself that well that far back!! :blue20:

"You´re just 10, you´ll find other guys!!! And seriously, how can you like a guy who´s a complete jackass? He´s not even smart! I bet he can´t multiply, yep... What a disgrace"

"Get REVENGE on that ***** Laura!!! KILL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! MAKE HER LIFE MISERABLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Light her hair on fire!!! Push her out a window when a strong wind´s blowing, she´ll fly away, the bone bag"

"Oh and, PLEASE, get decent glasses. The ones you have are crooked, MAKE MOM SPEND MONEY ON NEW ONES. I swear, she is SO cheap"

"Get a... NICE haircut, please? The whole wearing your hair back fashion has been long dead, start wearing skirts, and get a bikini wax, k?"

mhmm. 10?

stop wearing too many shorts. >__<
enjoy going to the beach,
stop PLAYING with barbies. geez.
stop whinning.
be more attached with your parents,
especially your mom, things later on, get
bad.

stop using your sisters things,
and dont do everything your sister
tells you to do,
she can do it on her own.

do better in school,
and think twice about the
guy you like.

repeat to yourself....

I AM STRAIGHT.
I LIKE BOYS.

atleast 100x.