as an example:

Sesshoumaru says, "Hey, get me a beer, will ya?"


sorry if this is too lame for words, but it's my first 'just to increase your rank' post.

:dancow:


Edit: oops, I seem to have also misspelled kumquat... I think I'd better go to bed. try to have fun!

Inuyasha- Hands beer to Sesshomaru and says; hey I know a cool strip-bar, whana go heat it with the girls? :hilarious:

Jakotsu- I hate men now.

Kikyo - Inuyasha, you can have Kagome if you want. Really, take her.

I think my original premise for this post was to have InuYasha characters in situations where they might say Eddie Izzard quotes but, not only did I forget that by the time I posted this, I realized most of you probably don't know who Eddie Izzard is!

Incidentally...

(InuYasha impersonates spirits he recently came in contact with by making annoying ghost noises)

Sesshoumaru to InuYasha: "InuYasha, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo."

and if that one doesn't make ya laugh, how about...

(Miroku stops his wind tunnel just as the Saimyoushou get close and then they start to chase him {in a comical way}.)

Miroku: "I'm covered in bees! Heeeelp, I'm covered in bees."

If you don't know who the great Eddie Izzard is, perhaps you should get to know his greatness. Cake or Death (fansite)

It might also help if anyone is confused by the ridiculous statements above.

I don't know who that is. Never heard of him. ^^:

He's a British comedian - he does observational and surreal humor. He also used to dress like a woman but I think he's stopped doing that now. I actually have a photo of a friend and I with him after one of his shows.
He looked particularly good in the skirt he was wearing - the stockings and boots really made the outfit. He had really nice, well-muscled legs.
I'm the redhead on the left. I look nothing like that now, lol.

Ok, and a non-Eddie related 'unlikely thing to say':

InuYasha: "Bring on the barbecue! The more sauce, the better!"

Inuyasha: [standing a top a cliff with a cliff] DUN DUN DUNA DA!
SUPERUINUYASHA!

Kagome: OMG, I HAVE A SUPER HERO BOYFRIEND <3

Kikyo! Bitchh! He's mine!

Kagome: No, really, Inuyasha. I give up. Honestly, I have three other guys to turn to!

Naraku: Am I one of them?

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru is undoubtedly one of the list.

Kagome: Nvm, five other guys.

Miroku: *walks in* Whadimiss?

I'm running out of original material so I'm reduced to using old quotes from the group of friends (aka bad influences) I used to hang around. You kids stay away from the bottle, ya hear?
I'm gonna warn you, these quotes sound especially odd out of context. You have been warned.

InuYasha to Kagome: "After I wrestle a few bears, I'm like, 'this ***** is ok.'

Kagome to InuYasha: "Right now, you're a psychotic blur."

I can't think of any more right now.

I didn't mean to double post so just ignore this one :blush:

Sesshomaru: I'm happy.

Kagome's friends: I'll stop annoying the shit out of Kagome.

Miroku: I don't grow boners during battles.

~Sammy ~.^

Glee... this sounds like fun... lessee

InuYasha; "Damnit I just broke a nail...Naraku youll pay for this!!!

Sesshoumaru; "Jakken bring me some toilet paper...!"

Kagome; "Ooo...Miroku, *Rubs her backside* knock that off... in about twenty-minutes"

Sango: (Talking to a feudal beauty) "See my boyfriend over there...(points at Miroku)...Go ahead and flirt with him."

Miroku: "I heard that the chipanddales where in town...Can we go, please???"

I hope this is what was intended..If not this fun anyway...Glee

wow.... these are interesting.... O.O

Naraku: "Kagura, could you take this love note to Kagome..." *looks down blushing and kicking at invisible rocks*

Miroku: "What do you mean she's pressing charges against me...? What did I do...?

Kagura: "Here Naraku, this is for you... Merry Christmas."

Jakken: "Lord Sesshoumaru,...Can Rin stay here with me while your gone...? I so enjoy her persistant questioning."

Glee more fun...

Inuyasha; Hey Sesshomaru(BURP!)
Sesshomaru; What Little brother?
Inuyasha; Lets sing a beer song!
Sesshomaru; Ok Lets hit it!

Inuyasha; Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

Sesshomaru; I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my Bro (BURP!)
Inuyasha; That's my Bro the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Sesshomaru Here have some pretzels
Inuyasha; No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Inuyasha & Sesshomaru; Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till your fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

Inuyasha; As we sing once more...

Sesshomaru; What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
Inuyasha & Sesshomaru HOORAY!!! (BURP!)
:hilarious:

That was possibly funnier than your first one and it was sooo good. Hey, I probably won't get to finish chapters 3 and 4 of your story tonight cos I have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn tomorrow and go to work :scaryangry:

Anyway, on with the fun!


Rin: "Man, I need a cigarette."

Jaken: "I need to get laid."

Sesshoumaru: "I need a hairbrush."

cool... yeaaaah! Hi Ryoko...

I like this thingy here, very good for the brain :bigeyescry:

I'll try a couple more...

Mrs, Higurashi: (At the water cooler)..."Well my daughter dissapears for weeks on end to another plain of existance, where she fights demons, and is in love with a dog-boy...Were sooo proud!

InuYasha: "When I grow up im gonna be just like Sesshoumaru...*gushes rolling his eyes in a trance, with a blissful smirk*

Ahh more later... Whee fun

Bankotsu: I'm in a dark alley without my shirt; I sure hope that no one rapes me.

Naraku: "It's all right, you guys. You can have the sacred jewel. All this time I was just pulling practical jokes and it kind of got out of hand. Did I ever tell you Andy Kaufman is my hero? No hard feelings, right?"

Bankotsu: "Come into my Party Van; I got candy."
"Oh yeah; jackpot!"

Saku...I've got number for a good therapist...erm the rapist no pun, wait fully intended...Your kwazy...in the best way!

Jakotsu: "Hey Kagome dump that dog, I'll treat you like a real man should..."

Sorry no dark alley's or creepy 70's van with wizards painted on the sides.

Awe.
Hmmmm; now to think up of more things....

Kagome: MIYA HI MIYA HUU MIYA HA MI-YA HAHA!

Numa-numa ftw

Bankotsu: "I wouldn't mind hanging out with InuYasha, he's so cool and has some unique qualities that I would want to rub off on me."

Kikyo: "I knew it was Naraku the whole time InuYasha...I just f*cking hate your guts, thats why I nailed your ass to that tree."

Sesshoumaru: "We need to hurry to the next village and warn all the humans about the empending danger."

Glee... :devil:

Naraku: "I fear there is a force far more powerful then I... His name is...."

Inuyasha: "Who's more powerful then you?"

Naraku: "... Yaoi Cock."

Inuyasha: "Who's he?"

Naraku: "... a chicken!"

Inuyasha: SHESSY-KINS! I LOVE YOU, I'M SO SORRY I'VE BEEN S MEAN TO YOU <333

Shessy-kins: IT'S ALL RIGHT INUYASHA, I FORGIVE YOU! <333

Kagome: I'm off to find a real man...

Sesshoumaru: *Singing Celine Dion,(Titanic theme) while he and Jakken skip hand in hand through the forest*

InuYasha: "Here Sesshoumaru...Im not worthy of wielding the Tessaiga. Father probably would've wanted you to have it anyway."

Kagome: "Sango, you should totally jump Miroku's bones...If you dont want him, can I take a shot?"

Hakudoshi: I feel pretty! So pretty! And witty! And GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


Miroku: How could I have never noticed how beautiful InuYasha is....


Sesshomaru: Rin, get the scissors, I am in need of a haircut!


Kagome: I'll take that neclace off you now, InuYasha.
InuYasha: Not yet, Shippou isn't done giving me my make-over!~
Shippou: I love you InuYasha! You're the best!

LOL, oh my Jesus!

Sesshoumaru: "Kagura, you're all I ever think about from the time I wake up in the morning to when I go to sleep at night. Will you make me the happiest man in the feudal era? Will you be my evil empress?"

You guys are so great at this! There's so many good lines I can't quote them all! Keep 'em coming!

Hehe...Are those two still rollin around the camp fire?

Sesshoumaru: "Funny thing is Jakken, when im in my great demon form, all I can think about is chasing small chuckwagons into a cupboard."

Hehe, maybe... lol, chasing chuckwagons into a cupboard, that's great!

ok, I suppose while I'm posting I need to think of another one... Ah, I've got one. It references Malcolm McDowell in Caligula...

Miroku: "Ass-fisting takes years to leave a brain once it's etched there."

Oh man!!! *runs tearing at scalp* I wont sleep well tonite...thanks Malcolm.

InuYasha: "Sniff, Sniff...Oh man Miroku, can you believe that they get wounded every month for like a week. And they call me a demon."

Shippou: "Every boy needs a scarf."

InuYasha: "What do you mean this game takes a dollar...dance dance revolution sucks! So not worth a buck!"

Shippo: "No-way! InuYasha's totally cool, in fact he's taking me to Wally World this summer."

Sango: "Dang...when did Naraku start looking so damn hot!"

InuYasha: "It's all about the Benjamins."

Sesshoumaru: "These grass stains be damned! Is there no dry cleaner that can get them out?!"

Sesshoumaru: "there's such a fine line between..."

InuYasha: "Stupid and clever."

Miroku: "But,...but,...This one goes to eleven."

Kagome:"You cant touch it...dont even look at it...youve seen enough."

Any guesses?

Naraku: "Yoink!"

InuYasha: "Sesshoumaru wont mind if I just borrow his boa. It goes great with these heels."

Rin: "Why wouldn't Lord Sesshoumaru beat your worthless ass Jakken?"

Sesshoumaru: "Jakken...Jakken...! Where are my goddamn keys?"

Kagome: "Geeesh...That InuYasha is so clingy."

*ROFL*

Sango (to Kagome): "Yeah, I'm going on Howard Stern next week. You should come, I bet he'd give us $500 if we rode the Sybian together."

Sesshoumaru (with the girls on Howard Stern the next week): "So, uh, when are we gonna see those tops come off?"

Stern rules!

Kikyou: Naraku, kiss me!

Naraku: Shippou, Kiss me!

Sesshoumaru: SOMEONE KISS ME PLEASE!!!

Kagura: Potatoes...