Title: Jeff Dunham!
Inu_Sessy - June 6, 2008 04:51 AM (GMT)
ZOMG! I love him! >.< Does anybody have his DVDs Spark of Insanity or Arguing With Myself?
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 6, 2008 06:54 PM (GMT)
Jef-fa-fa DUN-HAMM
[high pitched] DOT COM!
Yeah dunham is great i love his acts, im burning the dvds soon so yeah.
Inu_Sessy - June 20, 2008 04:43 PM (GMT)
IDK how many times I've watched Spark of Insanity!
Jeff: *Wipes his nose*
Peanut: What the hell what that?!
Jeff: What was what?
Peanut: You piiiicked YOUR NOSE!
Jeff: I did not!
Peanut: *Is looking up his nose*
Jeff: WHAT?!!!
Peanut: You didn't do a good enough job!
Jeff: ...
Peanut: You're a ventrilaquist (sp?) make it talk! But give it a french accent!
Saku-Tatsuya - June 20, 2008 04:55 PM (GMT)
Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar...
Jeff: Whoa, whoa! We're not allowed to have racist jokes here.
Achmed: What? You don't like Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 05:20 PM (GMT)
Jose: "I left it in my other stick"
Jeff: -looks at peanut-
Peanut: -looks at jeff-
Peanut: did you know he had another stick?
Jeff: i had no idea
Peanut: i thought i was just shoved up his ass
yinandyang17 - June 20, 2008 06:05 PM (GMT)
JEFF: SO, ACHMED, HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME?
ACHMED: A - C- FLEM- MED.
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 06:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (yinandyang17 @ Jun 20 2008, 01:05 PM) |
JEFF: SO, ACHMED, HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME?
ACHMED: A - C- FLEM- MED. |
Achmed: SILENCE! I keel you!
Saku-Tatsuya - June 20, 2008 06:29 PM (GMT)
Jeff: So Achmed; where did you get your recruits?
Achmed: Suicide hotline!
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 06:32 PM (GMT)
Walter: how intimidating is this? "Alright ma'am pull over [jing jing]"
What do you do if you arrest someone? "Alright in the basket"
Kaci loves Walter, he is funny and her favorite act. <3
Ninja.girl - June 20, 2008 07:24 PM (GMT)
JEFF: THERES A LOT OF HISTORY IN THIS CITY.
PEANUT: TRANSLATED; OLD.AS.SHITT.
xD
JEFF; DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO TRAIN? [WRONG LINE, SUE ME, YOUTUBE NOT WORKING]
ACHMED; YES, WE HAVE THE SUICIDE BOMBER TRAINING CAMP,
JEFF: OS IT A NICE FACILITY?
ACHMED; USE TO BE.
JEFF: WHAT HAPPENED?
PEANUT: NEW GUY! IDIOT THOUGHT HE COULD PRACTISE!
Inu_Sessy - June 20, 2008 07:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (inuyashamine4evr18 @ Jun 20 2008, 12:20 PM) |
Jose: "I left it in my other stick"
Jeff: -looks at peanut-
Peanut: -looks at jeff-
Peanut: did you know he had another stick?
Jeff: i had no idea
Peanut: i thought i was just shoved up his ass |
Peanut: I thought maybe it was just a bad pogo accident...Boing boing ~psheek!!~
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 07:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Inu_Sessy @ Jun 20 2008, 02:25 PM) |
| QUOTE (inuyashamine4evr18 @ Jun 20 2008, 12:20 PM) | Jose: "I left it in my other stick"
Jeff: -looks at peanut-
Peanut: -looks at jeff-
Peanut: did you know he had another stick?
Jeff: i had no idea
Peanut: i thought i was just shoved up his ass |
Peanut: I thought maybe it was just a bad pogo accident...Boing boing ~psheek!!~
|
YESSSS!
Inu_Sessy - June 20, 2008 07:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Jun 20 2008, 11:55 AM) |
Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar...
Jeff: Whoa, whoa! We're not allowed to have racist jokes here.
Achmed: What? You don't like Jews in your bar? You racist bastard! |
Achmed: Can we kill the Jews?
Jeff: No!!
Achmed: Fine they can kill each other. I can just throw a penny in between the two and watch them fight to death! I did the same thing with two Catholic Priests but I threw in a small boy! XD The winne has to fight Micheal Jackson!
lolita - June 21, 2008 03:12 AM (GMT)
xDD
I saw the Achmed one last night. <3
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 21, 2008 03:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Inu_Sessy @ Jun 20 2008, 02:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Jun 20 2008, 11:55 AM) | Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar...
Jeff: Whoa, whoa! We're not allowed to have racist jokes here.
Achmed: What? You don't like Jews in your bar? You racist bastard! |
Achmed: Can we kill the Jews?
Jeff: No!!
Achmed: Fine they can kill each other. I can just throw a penny in between the two and watch them fight to death! I did the same thing with two Catholic Priests but I threw in a small boy! XD The winner has to fight Micheal Jackson!
|
YAH!!! XDDDDD
Inu_Sessy - June 21, 2008 03:22 AM (GMT)
Thats Kirbi's favorite part!