Okay so Im bored and I thought about a game we can play.

I start by saying something, and someone else continues it by writing something
completely weird for at the end [if there is an end] turn it into a
crazy weird no-sense story :]
Im not sure if this has been done before, but if it has then this is a new one :]


So here i go..

As mary zoomed fast with her car...

...the mothership landed and...

..a man jumped out with 3 liters of Sprite and a box of cheesy bread..

...he wanted to party...

..He happily wore his coconut bra and grassy green skirt as the music began to play...

...a bunny began to pelvis thrust and exploded after...

and Mary screamed and ran into an alley, where...

...she ran into the Telletubbies...

Who mugged her and ran off to party with the guy who had coconut bras, so Mary...

curled up into a little ball in the corner and cried like a little baby, so then...

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru popped out of nowhere and Inuyasha accidentally killed her, so Sesshoumaru freaked out and called... (not the police, please)

...Ghostbusters, who took out their vaccuums and...

...ate the tri-state area. It was not tasty because...

...anything that close to Canada, causes you vision to become...

...all green and shiny like...

You're made of money, and Canadians have cheap meds so you could go get...

a fossilized container of apple sauce and dance the macarena with your friend's cousin's uncle's brother's father's twice removed sister...

who isn't that friendly because when she was little a...

...wolverine chewed her toes off while she was at girlscouts camp, leaving her with a nasty...

Purple Hippo Bithmark that takes up 95% of her body! the wolverine ended up...

... being eaten by a dinosaur, who...

...got a nasty case of salmonilla from eating tomatoes with his wolverine, so he asked the manager to refund his...

...entire case of bbq sauce and then proceeded to....

Eat Mary's dead body, leaving no trace of...

...evidence for Sesshomaru to find so later that day he...

Went to Victoria's Secret to buy his mommy a new bra...

... because the cake is a lie...

your mom ate the apple so that..

...she could get to the core of her issues over fruit, and the fact that they will eventually...

... figure out that the cake is a lie...

...when, in reality...

There is no cake, or the spoon that you...

...can scoop out the joys of life from the bowl of captain crunch that's leaving a ring on your mothers...

...potatoes and its very contagious so people run and scream 'Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!' and then they...

...spill the whole tray into the mouth of an awaitng...

... cactus monster, who is rather...

flamboyant and flatulent and likes to....

HULA DANCE!!!!! Poor Mary's soul was...

nothing more than a cup of ramen noodles and...

The devil intercepted the bowl on the way to heaven and...