This is my new fanfic and it's funny. Trust me. I've told it to people already and they thought it was hillarious or good.

"I thought you had chandged!" A 19 year old girl who was a priestest yelled at a 22 year old boy.
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are you talking about? I have!!
Kagome: Don't take me for a fool Inuyasha! You said you'd turn human using the Shikon jewel!
Inuyasha: Hello! I am human! We have 2 human kids. I have human ears, black hair, and no claws!
Kagome: You just put a spell on yourself to make yourself human! Inuyasha tried to attack me! I saw you!
Inuyasha: No you didn't! I've been home with the kids for a day now!
Kagome: Right! Wait our kids our dead! They died of fright when they saw it!
Inuyasha: Oh yeah.
Kagome: See! You were lying! *she takes out an arrow and shoots Inuyasha* Good bye Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Oh my god! My ear! *arrrow had hit his ear*
Kagome: I'm so sorry! This time I won't miss Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome Don't!
But it was too late. The arrow shot him to the same tree in the same spot just as Kikyo had done it. The last things Inuyasha saw was Kagome running off sobbing.

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"Kaname! You'll be late for school!"
It was the year 2500. Kaname's mother yelled at her daughter to get up because it was a "Friday"
Kaname: MOM! It's Saturday!
Mom: What! That means I'm late for the srtip poker game at the community center!
Kaname didn't understand how she was the only one who didn't like strip poker. She preferred the older stuff liked bingo. But strip poker had taken over that game.
Lil bro: Kaname! Our cat ran into the well place again!
Kaname: I'll get him.
And with that she went towards the haunted looking well.
Kaname: Boyu? Come here! Where is he? *she sat on the well*
Then all of a sudden Mr. Centipeed (wife of the demon that pulled Kagome down the well) Came up and pulled Kaname down into the year 1997.
Kaname: Wow! Why are there cars with wheels?
Kaname looked around. She was about to hop back in the well when she saw a 22 year old boy with black hair suddenly turn white and dogs ears pop up. He was pinned to a tree by an arrow on in his chest and one on his ear. He was wearing a hawaiin shirt and cargo shorts.
Kaname: Those ears are so cute! *runs up and start to touch them*
Oh yeah! I'm so sorry but I forgot to tell you what Kaname looked like and who she was. She had short brown hair and was Kagome's reincarnation. She was also 17 years old ~back to story~
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are you doing here? I thought you killed yourself!
Kaname: I'm not Kagome! I'm Kaname!
Inuyasha: You are so Kagome. Only with short brown hair and looks as though your now 17...... Dammit! It's another reincarnation! Hi my name's Inuyasha
Kaname: Hi! Would you like getting help off that tree?
Inuyasha: Yes I do!

That's all for now. Hope you like it!

LOLNESS!!

I'll update it when 2 more people read it.

lol Jill likes it so far!

Shirahime likes it too, please update

dats tight :medancing:

I'm an updating!
After a short period of struggling our hero Shippou had finally defeated the demon!
Shippou: I'm insanely strong! No one can deafeat me!
Deceased demon: You're so right! Why did I eve.......

Oh terribly sorry. Wrong film! *lots of sounds of things crashing to the floor, cuss words, and swithing tapes* Ok here we go. Back to our story.
Kaname: Now that you're down from the tree would you mind telling me what happened? Why are you stuck to a tree and Who's Kagome?
Inuyasha: I was stuck to a tree because of Kagome betraying me. And Kagome is my love.
I'll continue it in a bit I've got to restart my computer.

kk :bigmouth:

Update now!

lol, she had to restart the computer, but the question is.... :shifty: will she ever get on? :shifty:

She's on right now!!

Ok I'm finishing my updation now.

Kaname: Oh I see. Well that's depressing. Anywho. Does she have any siblings?
Inuyasha: Why yes! She has a younger brother named Sota!
Kaname: That reminds me of my brother.
Inuyasha: Why?
Kaname: His name's Sato
Inuyasha: Well that's convient. Anywho, let's go visit him.
After a walk down the block they come to a shrine. It was small compared to the shrine Kaname lived at. But right in the front was an old hag named Sota.
Sota: Inuyasha! I've seen you've met my sister's reincarnation.
Kaname: Hold it! Before we introduce ourselves. I'm a reincarnation?
Sota: Yes! And if you find it strange don't....
Kaname: Sweet! I've always wanted to be someones reincarnation! But probably of someone I'd heard of. But still being one is still cool!
Sota: She took it well.
Inuyasha: Much better then Kagome.
Kaname: Anyways. I'm Kaname.
Sota: I know. We're keeping a record of how many times Inuyasha's going to get pinned to a tree.
Inuyasha: OMG! Hey Kaname? Do you have a jewel inside you?
Kaname: I don't think so.
And suddenly the shikon jewel pops out of Kaname's chest.
Kaname: I guess I accually did.
Inuyasha: I'm bored.
Sota: Well I've got to feed Buyo.
Kaname: Who's Buyo?
Sota: He's my cat.
Kaname: Weird.
Inuyasha: What's werid? Did a cat scratch you? It brings bad luck for 7 years.
Sota: You still believe that? My grandpa made that up.
Inuyasha: That old hag! I'll reck his tomb stone!
Kaname: The weird things is that my cat's name is Boyu.
Inuyasha: Still convient. I'm still bored. Hey! I've got an idea! Can you shoot an arrow properl Kaname?
Kaname: I've only missed 2 shots in my life. And they were my first 2.
Inuyasha: Ok. Well Let's see how good you really are. I want you to shoot the jewel dead in the center.
Kaname: Ok!
After they searched short and easy they found an bow and arrow. Inuyasha threw it high up into they sky and Kaname shot it dead in the center. It broke into a million pieces and they flew across the country.
Inuyasha: Let's go find those jewel shards.
Kaname: Ok.
And off they walked into the sunset. Who knows what will happen to them. And so ends the first chapter of Ok! Who's next.
Well I'll update it tomorrow. I've given you a lot today.

........How stupid can Inu get?

lol, inuyasha is stupid. lol update again wehn you have time!

Well I did this cuz he was bored. I it's the only way Sesshy can get into the story, and it's the only way You'll meet the bad guy.

sesshy? where? :lost:

Yay! VIllian time!

im sry...inu has reached a new level of stupidity.......

hahaha i think it was getting pinned to a tree so many times :giggle:

Or maybe the number of reaincarnations?

i cant believe he wanted the jewel shattered again! thats just crazy! :blinkdrop:

Are all of the villians being recarnated as well?

idk, guess we'll find out! :fan:

no clue. we will find out soon!

*giggles* That's kinda funny. You'd tink he'd just use the jewel but no. He wasn't to go on another journey. lol. Inu's so stupid but funny...and cute. I want to know more. *sits and waits for an update*

Ok I've got the updation down on paper and here's the updation

Inuyasha: Before we leave, let's pay a visit to my beloved brother Sesshoumaru.
Kaname: Ok. Um.... how old is he?
Inuyasha: Don't know. Never bothered to try and figure it out.
Kaname: Well then. We'll ask him when we get there.
Inuyasha: Can't. He's not exactly capable of anwsering questionis.
Kaname: Why not? What is he deaf? Or maybe mute?
Inuyasha: He's dead.
At this moment you hear funeral music. People dressed in black are carrying a cofin to the closet chuch cemetary. Tnuyasha suddenly started to cry. All Kaname could do was comfort the poor chap.
Kaname: It seems as though you two got along together pretty well.
Inuyasha: Oh god NO! I'm crying because that's Rin's funeral. I hated my brother! I just pay my respect.
Kaname: Ok...... Who's Rin?
Inuyasha: Oh Rin followed Sesshoumaru around. She considered me as a Uncle. She even had a nickname for me. "Doggie-Man"
Kaname: Oh. I see. Well let's go and pay our respect to your brother.
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After a ling walk to the cemetary (about 1 and 1/2 hour long walk on foot) Our heros finally make it to the cemetary where Sesshouamru's tomb is. Next to it was an old lady. Small old lady. TINY Old lady.
Inuyasha: Hey Granny! Whatcha weeping over my brother's deacesed body for?
Old women: I'm not a women! I'm Jaken! And have you no respect for your brother? It's been 50 years since you last visited.
Inuyasha: *mumbling* I was stuck to a tree.
Jaken: Again! You're really pathetic Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wanna bet?
Kaname was getting annoyed. She decided to change the subject.
Kaname: Oh Inuyasha! How did your brother die?
Jaken: I can tell you!
~flash back~
Sesshoumaru: Jaken I want to make sure you take care of Rin. I might not make it out. *steps into wrestling ring*
Jaken: *tears at eyes* M'lord!
Jaken saw his master fall to the ground dead!
Jaken: NOOOOOOO!!!
~end of flash back~
Inuyasha: Who's side of the story are you telling? *kicks jaken high in the sky*
No one knows what happened to Jaken after that last kick. Some say he died from the fall. Others say he flew to outer space where he found his civilization at last. And others say he flew to US and became president of the United States.
Kaname: What did happen to your brother Inuyasha? I just noticed since the body isn't covered up the he has short hair. Wouldn't he have long white sliky hair like yours?

you *sniff* are so cruel..*cries to sesshy-chan*

I'm sorry Jill. * BUt it's the only way. He didn't exaclty want to be in my story so he said I had to kill him.

Oh man, still, wouldn't have the Tenseiga saved him like the first time with the wind scar??? Or did he lose it, again? Anyways. Sesshomaru, dead before InuYasha, is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!! He is such WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Losing to InuYasha, who is a halfbreed!!!!!!!!! That is sad. [I like making fun of Sesshomaru cause of the fact he always picks on Inuyasha. Well, NEARLY always.

its so sad! poor Rin! she was so innocent! :cryriver: i will always emember when she said "Cookies!" in the fanfic!

Poor Rin! :smilecry: :smilecry: :smilecry: :smilecry: :smilecry: You better update! I type my fingers to the bone updating my story,you should at least have the decency to update yours!

lol. kate, your storys r great. well so r KGs, and sango evers, and saviras.......

what about mine :smilecry: lol jk jk, i don't mind lol anyways, UPDATE IT!!!!! and hopefully sesshy would be reincarnated..mwahaha. lol jk jk do whatever :celebrate:

Amazing, your really good! :shocked:

Jill? u have a story? and i didnt know! tell me where it is! i wanna read! i wanna read! plz?!

Thankies! But look,she still hasn't updated!

i have 3 fictions here my newest 1
me and alenka did this one together
my oldest one

Sorry I haven't updated it. I'm tired now and I've been skiing all day. I'll get some of it done tomorrow.

So that's why you weren't there when I called! Update!

yup yup. I'm so sorry this has taken me so long but my internet kept quiting on me. Any ways. Here's the next part.
Inuyasha: Oh man he sure did have long silky hair. Better then mine. But here's how he dies.
~flashback~
Inuyasha: You're going down Naraku!
Naraku: That's what you think!
It's the last battle because they all had agreed to not leave until on of them died. Inuyasha had everyone on his side. Kikyou Sesshy Kagome Sango and Miroku. Naraku had Kanna. Kagura was just the ref. Naraku and Inuyasha were both getting very tired.
Kagome: Inuyasha! It's too dangerous! Make Sesshoumaru fight!
Inuyasha: No! It's my fight!
Sesshoumaru: Stand aside Inuyasha. Let me take over for now.
Sesshoumaru's hair was extra long for this battle. If Jakotsu was there. Who knows what would of happened.
Naraku: So they older dog has decided to take over.
Kagura: Are you like commenting on everything Naraku?
Kanna: I suck souls. *in a very small voice*
Kagura was bored. She wanted to get back to her knitting but couldn't because al of her white yarn was missing.
Naraku: Sesshoumaru prepare to die!
Naraku lunged fowards and cut all of Sesshoumaru's hair off that was below the shoulders. Kagura cried with joy! For string! And it would be more authentic because it had her loves hair in it. Kagura jumped fowards and stole the fallen hair.
Kagura: I can get back to my kniting! And ran off with her knitting bag and ran to the closest rocking chair and started to knit. Sesshoumaru was in shock. All of his hair. Gone! What did he have left in life? Rin. But his hair was even more important then that. Sesshoumaru walked over to Jaken and bent down.
Sesshoumaru: Jaken. I want you to take care of Rin for me.
Jaken: M'lord!
Tears were running down Jakens eyes.
Then Naraku cut more hair off. That killed Sesshoumaru. It was a cruel death.
Inuyasha: You killed my brother! That's what I wanted to do!
And with that Inuyasha used the back lash wave on Naraku. It was over. Because we heard another cry of joy from Kagura who felt her heart in her chest!
~end of flashback~
Kaname: That's so sad!
More tears then what Jaken wept on that day were rolling down her eyes. Who could have done a thing like that?
Inuyasha: Yeah it was sad. After the funeral Kagome and I got married.
Kaname: I see. Look! It's rin's tomb stone.
Kaname ran over and placed some flowers on the coffin.
Inuyasha: Let her rest in peace.
Kaname decided to pay her respect to Sesshoumaru and Placed a bouquet of flowers on his chest. Then she left Inuyasha. And so ends the 2nd chapter Of Ok! Who's Next?