Title: AIZEN SOUSUKE.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:09 AM (GMT)
AIZEN SOUSUKE IS FAR TOO AMAZING TO BE IN THE SAME THREAD AS CHUCK NORRIS. THEREFORE, WE HAVE STARTED A NEW TOPIC.
(OH YA, ALL POSTS MUST BE IN CAPSLOCK, UNLESS YOU WISH FOR A PENNANCE.)
CHUCK NORRIS IS AIZEN SOUSUKE'S SON.
(OH YA, ALL POSTS MUST BE IN CAPSLOCK, UNLESS YOU WISH FOR A PENNANCE.)
CHUCK NORRIS IS AIZEN SOUSUKE'S SON.
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:18 AM (GMT)
WHAT IF WE ISH WISHFUL OF A PENANCE :3
AIZEN SOUSUKE IS THE REASON WHY CHINA IS OVERPOPULATED: HE ONCE HOSTED A SHINIGAMI GATHERING THERE, AND INSTANTLY, ALL THE WOMEN WITHIN 100 MILES BECAME PREGNANT.
BECAUSE'S HE'S JUST LIKE THAT.
GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN SEVEN DAYS, BUT AIZEN SOUSUKE CREATED GOD WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS.
AIZEN SOUSUKE IS THE REASON WHY CHINA IS OVERPOPULATED: HE ONCE HOSTED A SHINIGAMI GATHERING THERE, AND INSTANTLY, ALL THE WOMEN WITHIN 100 MILES BECAME PREGNANT.
BECAUSE'S HE'S JUST LIKE THAT.
GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN SEVEN DAYS, BUT AIZEN SOUSUKE CREATED GOD WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:19 AM (GMT)
FUCKING YES.
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:24 AM (GMT)
IS IT OKAY IF THE MACRO I WISH TO POST HAS LOWERCASE? :3
AIZEN SOUSUKE DID, IN FACT, PUT THAT CAT IN THAT TREE. NOW, JUST TRY TO GET IT DOWN ALIVE.
AIZEN SOUSUKE DID, IN FACT, PUT THAT CAT IN THAT TREE. NOW, JUST TRY TO GET IT DOWN ALIVE.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:25 AM (GMT)
THEY DON'T CARE ON CL_B, I DON'T CARE ON IJ.
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:38 AM (GMT)
IT ISH NOT A MACRO.
I JUST WANTED TO SHARE CAPSLOCKY GOODNESS WITH IJ. BECAUSE IJ SHOULD JUST... DIE... SOON. I MEAN, COME ON! AIZEN ALREADY BEAT IT BLACK AND PURPLE!!!
OMAKE: PROFESSOR GIN TELLS YOU ABOUT ESPADA. SZAYEL SHOWS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS TO GAY IT ALL UP WITH SPARKLES.
YAY GAY SPARKLES :3
I JUST WANTED TO SHARE CAPSLOCKY GOODNESS WITH IJ. BECAUSE IJ SHOULD JUST... DIE... SOON. I MEAN, COME ON! AIZEN ALREADY BEAT IT BLACK AND PURPLE!!!
OMAKE: PROFESSOR GIN TELLS YOU ABOUT ESPADA. SZAYEL SHOWS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS TO GAY IT ALL UP WITH SPARKLES.
YAY GAY SPARKLES :3
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:39 AM (GMT)
THAT'S DOUGRAS RIGHT THERE. THIS WEEK'S EPISODE.
I'M PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH DOUGRAS. WELL, AS GOOD OF FRIENDS AS YOU CAN GET WITH A PERSON OVER LJ.
I'M PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH DOUGRAS. WELL, AS GOOD OF FRIENDS AS YOU CAN GET WITH A PERSON OVER LJ.
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 10:39 PM) |
| THAT'S DOUGRAS RIGHT THERE. THIS WEEK'S EPISODE. I'M PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH DOUGRAS. WELL, AS GOOD OF FRIENDS AS YOU CAN GET WITH A PERSON OVER LJ. |
I LOL EVERY... WHATEVER DAY HE POSTS. BECAUSE THE RECAPS ARE MADE OF SO MUCH FAILY EPISODES THAT BY DEFAULT, HE WINS.
WAHHHHHHHHHH AIZEN ISN'T IN THE EPISODES NO MORE!!!!!!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:43 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 10:42 PM) | ||
I LOL EVERY... WHATEVER DAY HE POSTS. BECAUSE THE RECAPS ARE MADE OF SO MUCH FAILY EPISODES THAT BY DEFAULT, HE WINS. WAHHHHHHHHHH AIZEN ISN'T IN THE EPISODES NO MORE!!!!!!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH |
EVERY WEDNESDAY.
......WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. THERE WAS NO WTF WEDNESDAY THIS WEEK.
ANYWAYS, HE AND GIN ARE BUSY IN ....THE THRONE ROOM. >>
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:48 AM (GMT)
...o.o (DO FACES COUNT IF YOU DO LAPSLOCK?)
ANYWHO.
AIZEN IS THE TONIC TO THE WORLD. HE WILL SOLVE ALL IT'S PROBLEMS AND MAKE ALL THE SEAS RICH WITH FISH AND ALL THAT ****.
GIN AND TONIC. PERFECT MATCH. ^_^ YAY FOR GEI!!!
ANYWHO.
AIZEN IS THE TONIC TO THE WORLD. HE WILL SOLVE ALL IT'S PROBLEMS AND MAKE ALL THE SEAS RICH WITH FISH AND ALL THAT ****.
GIN AND TONIC. PERFECT MATCH. ^_^ YAY FOR GEI!!!
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:49 AM (GMT)
YES. PENNANCE NAO.
I DEMAND ULQUIORRA SHOWING GRIMMJOW TO PUT ON MAKEUP THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 'TRASH'.
I DEMAND ULQUIORRA SHOWING GRIMMJOW TO PUT ON MAKEUP THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 'TRASH'.
Volital - June 20, 2008 03:57 AM (GMT)
CAN MAH PENANCE BE IN LOWERCAES? :3
I DUN WRITE STORYS IN UPPER. BECAUSE IT LOOKS WIERD. ^_^ *pwease*
I DUN WRITE STORYS IN UPPER. BECAUSE IT LOOKS WIERD. ^_^ *pwease*
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 03:59 AM (GMT)
FINE. BUT IF IT'S NOT AMAZINGLY LOLTASTIC, YOU MUST DO ANOTHER.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:00 AM (GMT)
THE BIBLE WAS ORIGINALLY TITLED 'GRIMMJOW AND FRIENDS'
CHUCK NORRIS CHECKS HIS CLOSET FOR AIZEN EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED.
CHUCK NORRIS CHECKS HIS CLOSET FOR AIZEN EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED.
Ninja.girl - June 20, 2008 04:01 AM (GMT)
I DON'T CHECK MY CLOSET FOR NUTTIN!
:DDDDD
[DOESN'T HAVE A CLOSET]
:DDDDD
[DOESN'T HAVE A CLOSET]
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:05 AM (GMT)
AIZEN IS BEN AND JERRY.
Ninja.girl - June 20, 2008 04:07 AM (GMT)
NO WAI.
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:13 AM (GMT)
MAH PENANCE:
| QUOTE |
| Ulquiorra looked up from his book. The green again. Grimmjow glanced over just as Ulquiorra returned to his book. Ulquiorra looked up. It was SO DISTRACTING. Grimmjow glanced again. Ulquiorra turned the page, as if he hadn't just been staring... Grimmjow kept looking. Ulquiorra glanced up. Grimmjow glared at him. "Why do you keep looking at me?" Ulquiorra returned to his book. "Your eyeliner." "My..." Grimmjow looked in the mirror. It was perfect, as usual. Bright blue, and matched his hair and eyes. "What's wrong with it?" "It looks like trash." He turned the page yet again. "Green doesn't match blue." "What did you say?" Grimmjow turned all the way back, to glare at the fourth Espada. Calmly reading. So damn calm. All the time. It pissed him off. "Green doesn't match blue." "You seem to be wearing plenty of green." Grimmjow sniffed. "How would you know? Cats are colorblind." Cat in the headlights. "Here." Ulquiorra reached into his pocket for a bottle of blue eyeliner. Grimmjow backed away as Ulquiorra stood up, marking his page, and turned to him ominously. He was against a wall before he knew it, cornered, with Ulquiorra approaching, the make up in his hand. Somehow that was scarier than Aizen Sousuke bearing down on him with his reatsu. Unconsciously, he closed his eyes. Feeling something wet against the corners of his eyes, he flinched, wondering what in the world Ulquiorra was doing. The wetness stopped. Grimmjow opened his eyes hesitantly. Out of nowhere (Because Ulquiorra is second only to Aizen in godliness) the pale Espada had produced a mirror. Grimmjow now had blue markings just like Ulquiorra's under his eyes. And the remarkable thing... They actually looked... "Not bad..." He remarked out-loud. "What was that?" "Nothing," Grimmjow said quickly. Ulquiorra gazed at him, still calm. And stepped forward, surprising Grimmjow for the second time that day. His lips were soft. Ulquiorra left the room, leaving Grimmjow wondering what in the **** just happened. |
IS IT LULZY ENOUGH? I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNEH. IF YOU WANT, I CAN DO AN ISHIME PENANCE. BECAUSE ORIHIME IS LULZY AND URYUU IS THIRD IN GODLINESS, AND WOULD BE FIRST IF ULQUIORRA WASN'T SO DAMN SMEXY/EMO, AND AIZEN JUST SO... HIM.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 11:13 PM) | ||
MAH PENANCE:
IS IT LULZY ENOUGH? I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNEH. IF YOU WANT, I CAN DO AN ISHIME PENANCE. BECAUSE ORIHIME IS LULZY AND URYUU IS THIRD IN GODLINESS, AND WOULD BE FIRST IF ULQUIORRA WASN'T SO DAMN SMEXY/EMO, AND AIZEN JUST SO... HIM. |
DEAR GOD. THERE ARE SO MANY IMPLICATIONS IN THAT.
OH DEAR
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 11:05 PM) |
| AIZEN IS BEN AND JERRY. |
AND ULQUIORRA IS THE MAN THAT SELLS THEM IN K-MART.
WEIT.
ICHIGO IS THE ONE THAT WORKS MINIMUM WAGE, SELLING ICE CREAM IN K-MART.
ULQUIORRA IS THE ONE THAT REQUESTED SATURN FROM AIZEN SOUSUKE SO HE AND GRIMMJOW COULD HAVE SEEKRET MEETINGS AWAY FROM PRYING EYES. :3
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:22 AM (GMT)
THE LAST DIGIT IN PI IS AIZEN SOUSUKE. AIZEN SOUSUKE IS THE END OF ALL THINGS.
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:23 AM (GMT)
AIZEN HAS ACTUALLY KICKED IKKAKU IN THE FACE. WHICH IS WHY HE HAS THE RAEPFACE!IKKAKU ON CALL ANY TIME FILLERS NEED A BIT MOAR LULZ. TRUFAX.
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:25 AM (GMT)
OH. DEAR. GOD. YOU'RE SO AMAZING.
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 11:22 PM) |
| THE LAST DIGIT IN PI IS AIZEN SOUSUKE. AIZEN SOUSUKE IS THE END OF ALL THINGS. |
HEI. I JUST NOTICED ON OOC LAND.
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Gaara) |
| We (Actually, mostly just me) write these short stories that are so freaking OOC, I named the entire topic after it. So yay. |
YOU WROTE THAT, NO PENANCE PLEASE.
SO... CAN I POAST MY CRAZY MAKE-UP THER :3
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 11:25 PM) |
| OH. DEAR. GOD. YOU'RE SO AMAZING. |
YOUR AVATAR REMINDED ME OF IT.
LOL
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 11:26 PM) | ||||
HEI. I JUST NOTICED ON OOC LAND.
YOU WROTE THAT, NO PENANCE PLEASE. SO... CAN I POAST MY CRAZY MAKE-UP THER :3 |
YES. AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE INDEX. YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN COLOUR AND EVERYTHING. WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STORIES TO BE?
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 11:26 PM) | ||
YOUR AVATAR REMINDED ME OF IT. LOL |
FUCKING SWEET.
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:32 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 11:29 PM) | ||||||
YES. AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE INDEX. YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN COLOUR AND EVERYTHING. WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STORIES TO BE? |
*THINKS* I WANT MAHN TO BE GRIMMJOW'S EYES BLEU!!!! ^_^ :3 :)
LOL HAHAHA ROFL
Make me do penance for Ishihime now. Because OOC land needs Ishihime. XD
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:34 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 11:32 PM) | ||||||||
*THINKS* I WANT MAHN TO BE GRIMMJOW'S EYES BLEU!!!! ^_^ :3 :) LOL HAHAHA ROFL Make me do penance for Ishihime now. Because OOC land needs Ishihime. XD |
PENNANCE NAO.
ISHIDA DECIDES TO SHOW ORIHIME HOW TO SEW. BUT THINGS GET A LITTLE BIT MESSY WHEN THEIR SHIRTS GET SEWN TOGETHER.
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ashita Genki Ni Naare @ Jun 19 2008, 11:34 PM) | ||||||||||
PENNANCE NAO. ISHIDA DECIDES TO SHOW ORIHIME HOW TO SEW. BUT THINGS GET A LITTLE BIT MESSY WHEN THEIR SHIRTS GET SEWN TOGETHER. |
OMFG LOL
I NEED FUEL FOR THIS CRACK. AND CRACK FOR THIS CRACK.
((WHO WILL POAST MEIN ON OOC LAND? ME, OR U?))
*GOES AND GETS CRACK*
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 19 2008, 11:39 PM) | ||||||||||||
OMFG LOL I NEED FUEL FOR THIS CRACK. AND CRACK FOR THIS CRACK. ((WHO WILL POAST MEIN ON OOC LAND? ME, OR U?)) *GOES AND GETS CRACK* |
YOU. BECAUSE I'M WRITING A VERSION OF THIS NOW TOO. I LOVE THIS IDEA...
Volital - June 20, 2008 04:48 AM (GMT)
TEH SORRYZ. I HAVE TO SLEEP. I'LL TRY AND POST MY PENANCE TOMMORROW
AND I WON'T BE ON OVER THE WEEKEND, SORRY.
BYE, ASHITA-SAMA!!
AND I WON'T BE ON OVER THE WEEKEND, SORRY.
BYE, ASHITA-SAMA!!
Ashita Genki Ni Naare - June 20, 2008 04:49 AM (GMT)
MAY THE CAPSLOCK BE WITH YOU.
Volital - June 20, 2008 08:53 PM (GMT)
PENANCE TIEM
| QUOTE (ISHIME CRACK NAO LOLOLOL) |
| "No, that's not right, Inoue-san. See, you go under, then around the outside, and under again, so that the pattern forms on the outside." "I'm sorry, Ishida-kun, I forgot again...." Orihime sadly tore stitches out of her double-padded scarf for Tatsuki, mourning at the small holes all over the edges, not to mention the strings knotting themselves gleefully as she ripped out the stitches. Her shirt groaned as she sighed, the buttons straining. Uryu watched her carefully, trying to keep from hating himself for being such a perfectionist. Orihime was getting less and less happy each time she undid half the scarf, starting over again from where she lost track. Uryu sighed. "Here." He took the scarf, setting it on a desk. "If you practice on that, the final scarf won't be as good." He handed her a plain piece of cloth, folding it over. "You do it like this." Uryu guided her hands, trying not to blush at the contact. Orihime nodded when they reached the end of the first side. "I think I got it!" She took her hands from his, trying to complete the other two edges. She did it wonderfully, but the shirt had taken too much. All that weight, every school day, finally tore through two buttons. One of them hit Uryu in the face, bouncing off his glasses and under a desk. The other one pinged off the window and rattled to a spinning stop near Orihime's desk. "OH! Sorry! Sorry, Ishida-kun! Are you okay?" Orihime jumped up from her seat across the desk, running around the side and leaning over Ishida, who was checking his glasses. "Cracked..." He muttered, looking up at Orihime. He didn't really need the glasses, but it was easier to see things father away when he wore them. "I'm okay, Inoue-san." Orihime smiled. Ishida was kinda cute without his glasses. Uryu picked up the buttons, and took out another needle. "Hold very still." Ishida did something completely epic then: He sewed the buttons back on while Orihime still wore the shirt. "WOW! That was amazing, Ishida-kun!" She began to sit back down, but Ishida was dragged over the desk when she did so. Because of some evil IJ user, Ishida had sewn a corner of his shirt to Orihime's. Not much, but still, enough that everyone would notice that the possibly gay nerd, Ishida Uryu, was sewn onto the clueless hottie, Inoue Orihime. And the thread would not come out, no matter how much he tried. It was the first break. It was good that they both had the exact same classes, then. Tatsuki stared. "What happened?" "Ishida-kun accidentally sewed our shirts together when he sewed the buttons back on!" Ishida wanted to hide under something when Tatsuki looked at him with eyes of steel. Her gaze said many things, but one of them was quite clear. 'If you did that on purpose, you're going to wish to die.' Rukia laughed when they tried to sit down. Ichigo just stared, and no-one was sure what Chad was thinking. The walk to Uryu's house (He had scissors there that they could use to get the shirts apart: The ones at school were the sucky plastic ones) was more than embarrassing. Uryu lived in an apartment on one of the busiest, at that time of day, streets. Uryu got the shirts undone, and Orihime smiled at him. "Thank you, Ishida-kun! I had a lot of fun today!" She kissed him on the cheek, and left. Uryu sat very still for several minutes. Then, finally putting a hand to his cheek, thought that the day might not have been so bad after all. |
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 08:58 PM (GMT)
VOL!!!!!! =D [glomped vol]
AND ARI TOO! [glomped ari]
AND ARI TOO! [glomped ari]
Volital - June 20, 2008 09:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (inuyashamine4evr18 @ Jun 20 2008, 03:58 PM) |
| VOL!!!!!! =D [glomped vol] AND ARI TOO! [glomped ari] |
ARGH LOWERCASE.
ALYSSA: PENANCE TEIM NAO.
L: FIND A PICTURE OF BYAKUYA LOOKING GHEI. FIND IT NAO.
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 09:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Volital @ Jun 20 2008, 04:17 PM) | ||
ARGH LOWERCASE. ALYSSA: PENANCE TEIM NAO. L: FIND A PICTURE OF BYAKUYA LOOKING GHEI. FIND IT NAO. |
KACI WILL NOT PHAIL YOU VOL!
KACI STILL WANTS TO SEE THE L PIC WITH TEH COMPOOTARZ!
[goes to find picture]
Volital - June 20, 2008 09:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (inuyashamine4evr18 @ Jun 20 2008, 04:22 PM) | ||||
KACI WILL NOT PHAIL YOU VOL! KACI STILL WANTS TO SEE THE L PIC WITH TEH COMPOOTARZ! [goes to find picture] |
BUBA-SAMA ISH TRYING TO BRIGHTEN IT AND STUFF.
L HEAARZ WHAT YOU DID THAR :3
AND YOU DID TEH LOWERCASE AGAIN.
NOW I DEMAND A PICTURE OF AIZEN WITH TACOS. STOP LOWERCASING. [EVEN IN THESE]
inuyashamine4evr18 - June 20, 2008 09:30 PM (GMT)
KACI IS AWESOME! IS BYAKUYA GAY ENOUGH FOR YOU? =D
Volital - June 20, 2008 09:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (inuyashamine4evr18 @ Jun 20 2008, 04:30 PM) |
| KACI IS AWESOME! IS BYAKUYA GAY ENOUGH FOR YOU? =D |
OMG LOOK AT TEH GHEI. AND HIS FACE. LOOK AT THAT FAEC!!! HAHAHHAHA GHEI IS HILARIOUS!!