Okay, so I saw this on another forum and I decided to put it here, because I haven't seen it anywhere yet. I could be wrong...

So here's how it works:

1.) One person make a wish. (Example: I wish Pokemon was real.)
2.) The next person corrupts the wish and makes their own wish. (Example: Granted, but Pikachu gets horribly mad at you and electrifies you to death.)
3.) And so on.
4.) Have fun! ;)

I'll start of course.

I wish I won a million dollors.

OHEMGEE! THERE WAS ONE OF THESE LIKE FOREVER AGO

WISH GRANTED, BUT IT ALL GOES TO THE GOVERNMENT IN TAXES.

Umm, okay.

I wish.. that I'd be accepted into Stanford!

Granted, but a an airplane had a crash landing on Stanford.

I wish one of my stuffed animals turned to life!

It might turn into one of those horror flicks and kill you in your sleep.

You first grant and corrupt the person's wish and then you have to make a wish so I can corrupt it. Got it? ^-^ If you're still unsure on the rules, PM me.

Right. Sorry, forgot.


I wish my friend would stop bugging me about his friend's birthday.

'Tis okies. =3

Granted, but then your cousin starts to bug you about his newly bought puppy's birthday.

I wish the clouds in the sky were cotton-candy!

You'd drown in cottony goodness.

I wish I could find my iPod.

Granted, but a bomb is in it and set to explode to the second you touch it.

I wish I could die.

If you did, we'd have no Yinny back here.

D:

I wish my sister would come home because I'm too lazy to cook.

Granted, but now you're in charge of cutting your granny's toenails.

I wish I could get a tattoo.

Granted; but you got hep. c

I wish I had a gun.

Granted but it only shot out daises.

I wish that I had the right to vote

Granted, your vote might be mis-counted.

I wish I had more memory for my computer.

gRANTED, BUT IT EXLPODES.

I WISH...I HAD FOOD...

Granted...but it's sushi and you're allergic to fish...

I wish that I could teleport...

Granted, but not all of you teleports along.
x]

I wish I had ice-cream.

Granted but its poisoned

I wish that there was no guro pics on the internets.

Granted...But now your blind, and Guro's image is the only one you see in your mind...

I wish that all the twenty-dollar bills in the world filled my entire house...

Granted but they're all fake

I wish I had a pencil

granted but it broke

I wish I was Bella Swan from Twilight.

Granted, but your fantasy only lasted until midnight.

I wish it was raining peaches!

GRANTED, BUT THEY HIT YOU IN THE HEAD SO HARD THAT YOU BECAME A VEGETABLE.

I WISH THAT I HAD REAL MONEYZ.

Granted, but it flew away (thats right, you had cash >>; xD)

I wish Hornswoggle would quit the WWE.

Granted, but he went crazy on you.

I wish I met Joe Jonas.

Granted, but he beats you up.

I wish I met Emma Watson.

Granted, but she totally hates you.

I wish the tv would turn itself off.

Granted, but then it won't ever turn back on.

I wish my jaw didn't hurt.

Wish granted, but now you neck hurts

I wish I could retrieve my lost documents on my computer.

Granted, but you lost your computer.

I wish I had more energy drinks x-x

Granted, but then you die of a heart attack from drinking too many of them.

I wish I could afford buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle.

Granted, but as soon as you start it, it blows up (Godfather style)

I wish I could fly.

Granted...but you can only fly one inch off the ground...

i wish that all these wishes actually came true

Granted, but everyone's wish gets corrupted anyways.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of apple-pie.

(Oh, this is fun!)

Granted, but it all gets eaten by a mob of raccoons.

I wish I was the favoured one. Not my brother.

Granted...But your brother goes on to be a huge movie star...

I wish that Jessica Alba was giving me a naked massage...

(Damn raccoons xD)

Granted, but some hot guy came in and she ran off to give him a massage.

I wish I had a snow leoperd.

(Lol!)

Granted, but it immediately runs away like the leopard it is!

I wish I would die already.

(thats not a fun one...but I'll try)

Granted...But your ressurected, then die again, and over and over till you just want to live forever...

I wish that I had shard of the shikon jewel so I can be full human...